Bowen Yang leaving SNL without a proven solo hit movie or show. Bold!

Why would I ever buy $100 in Jimmy John’s gift cards??

New Charlie Puth song sounds like The 1975.

Bari Weiss’ ideas for CBS News remind me of when Sideshow Bob took over Krusty’s show and had an intellectual panel discussion called “Choices”

He was just magically gifted some coke?

Finally

Not sure why Instagram keeps serving me clips of Jameela Jamil talking about shitting her pants. I don’t care!

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

JAY KELLY: Based on this, Jay Kelly is not a good person. Possible all the major parts are miscast except for Billy Crudup. Give this zero awards, please.

When they started them at the then new AMC in town in late 99, people would boo. I remember a digital camera ad that was regularly met with hisses.

THEY DO THE CAR SMASH IN THE NEW STREET FIGHTER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

For @prospect.org, I wrote about SINNERS as the movie of 2025 (not necessarily the best, but certainly the one that best fused popularity and acclaim) and why Hollywood treated its success like a threat. prospect.org/2025/12/11/s...

New HEALTH album rips. Boys can’t be stopped.

Really is wild watching these updates about the UofM coach. Every hour it’s “police were called!” with a photo of him with a clip board. One hour later “he had a knife!” accompanying a photo of him with a nice new backpack.

Working on my best of the year lists for albums and songs and this Demi Lovato track about getting head at an Airbnb is gonna be tough to beat.

This is me and @justinmuschong.bsky.social and PTA at the end is very @justinmuschong.bsky.social

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

Wild to me that all these people think they can just ignore this stuff. I mean, the environment doesn’t care!

Jon Caramanica’s best song list makes me think that he’s heard so much music that only things that hurt make him feel anymore. If you played that collection of songs for a room of people, they’d do you in DAY OF THE DEAD style.

Next level

KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR- This guy can say whatever the fuck he wants about Paul Dano.

Ok turns out those congrats were for Call Her Daddy! Sometimes we get her email by accident. Congrats to their team!

Thanks for all the congrats on the Golden Globe nomination, we’re hyped!

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Would love the under the bleachers reaction to this one. youtu.be/WAuiTNw2818?...

I agree with John Waters, EDDINGTON is movie of the year. How could it not be???

Why are both current Punisher comics about a mind controlled Frank? Seems like a huge editorial oversight.

6of7. Happy Fricka Frackin’ BirthdaY Keith Giffen. Miss ya buddy!

“Having your baby at home is a great way for your baby to die at home” - every OBGYN

ZOOTOPIA 2: Let the friendship be platonic! Thank you. Better than the first one. Had to explain THE SHINING to my son when we walked out. Also Shakira Shakira Shakira.

I like a Psychic who is QUICK

ROBOCOP THE THING ET THEY LIVE

Frost Children album still goes.

THE HILLS HAVE EYES (2006): Someone said “sure use my baby”.

Twitter is remarkable these days. Just all posts of lies. Every single one is a lie.

could be us?

Sounds like he’s making it up Usual Suspects style.

Scrubs coming back? Sure who cares

I feel like this is being pitched as Lin being set up as a good guy but it sounds to me like his ideas were worse than what ended up in the movie. Dude was committed to this boring machine idea! Also that twist with Dom’s kid stinks! Vin was right!

No fucking shit

I would get everyone in a room and not let them out until they fix FAST X PART 2.

Reading about all these Oscar bait movies and thinking “we’ll see, SISU 2 takes priority”

Take a minute.

Udo Kier! No!

What a world we live in

Bass on XTRMNTR. A legend has left us.

She should meet someone who tells her she’s dumb.