Pretty sure it was DIE HARD

I like all my news filtered through the lens of “how does this impact the Punisher?”

It’s clear that Will Ferrell and Adam McKay need each other but it may be too late.

Whole row got up halfway through ADAPTATION. Angry couple during DEVIL’S REJECT, admonished us for laughing at Captain Spaulding. Couple left 10 minutes into EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE.

Marvel moving to LA is nuts.

Tom Cruise’s comedic talents are limited in my estimation, because he wants you to like him so his laughs feel desperate. That is how TROPIC THUNDER always played to me.

DIGGER trailer is Hell, and I knew that before I hit play. Inarritu a criminal.

Gotta believe there was someone who said “gimme a break” when Jay-Z did “Beach Is Better” at 1:30 in the morning.

Learning on Threads that Night 3 of the Jay-Z show still hasn’t started. I dunno, it’s midnight, I think you gotta call it a wash.

The Rock thought he was the star who made FAST FIVE a hit but was just added value. No one wants the Rock by himself. He’s a spice, not the meal.

Watching X-MEN ‘97 with Ronin and the X-Force ep with the Jubilee fight and Veruca Salt needle drop is the kind of thing you could only dream about as a kid.

I recall going from Wayside School books to Dean Koontz and Stephen King by 13.

Ronin is watching the M.O.D.O.K. show from a few years ago. It had a running gag with Third Eye Blind but all the songs are either covers or “off” re-recordings. Strange and disconcerting to listen to.

New quote just dropped

Did some long box diving today and it feels like therapy at this point.

Guys and gals, I’ve been promoted.

"Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo" — Third Eye Blind

This is fire from start to finish

Imagining someone watching INTO DARKNESS for entertainment.

Ty Dolla Sign 3rd billed under Majid Jordan and Bryson Tiller! Kanye collab clearly worthless.

Saw a guy in a Morrissey shirt at this Muse concert (Bloc Party opened)

Jepsen doing the ELLA MCCAY challenge on her album cover.

Currently doing a slow read through the SUICIDE SQUAD trades and this one has been a hoot!

Great day to be a Hater. As it is every day

Get off the lawn!

Madonna album is solid but has the problem of sounding like one long song until it starts to sound like different songs which aren’t as good as the one long song.

When I see Post Malone, I expect to hear nu-metal, but then he sings some generic pop rock. This is Kiss levels of image/sound changeup.

One of the first comics of my life! Actually “read” them out of order because I was still learning to read and based on the action in the comics, I assumed all the scenes with people on stretchers would be the middle. The cover of issue 2 with all of the heroes in space, iconic!

Saw a book called The History Of Farts, left aside at the check out at Half Priced Books. Looks like someone lost their nerve!

You can see this happening in every artistic medium. People who can’t make comics love AI, and people who own and run comic book companies love AI. It’s the people who make comics that hate it. Writers hate AI; people who can’t write and publishers love AI. It’s not that hard to figure out

I love Martin Scorsese like I love few living American artists but he is objectively a member of the boss class. Of course he likes an expensive new toy that will save him the headaches of dealing with workers, it’s exactly the same appeal as with every other manager and owner in every industry

There has been a recent wave of confusion about why prominent directors are pivoting to AI. Let me clear it up: it is because they are wealthy and they think only people like them should be able to make a living doing art. Movie industry unions exist because of this perception and they resent it

Insane replies under this from people trying to denigrate Discovery. You can’t! You’re wrong!

Modern pop artists are fascinating to me because people put so much weight on them. The main takeaway I got from Madonna is that she was saying “sex is sex, if you enjoy it, do it. Try things.” but pop culture is now about lifestyle as much as the art because the art isn’t very good.

Song of the summer youtu.be/rixSliASs6A?...

Finished a book!

Never been an adopter of “on in the background” movies. TV, sure, I’ll second screen that shit. But movies, I’m either all in or all out.

Keep seeing people talk about having to go to the bathroom in the middle of 90 minute movies. Fix your life.

Have a three day weekend and found that all the movies I wanted to see are gone already!

New Roach Koach! We talk the Eros leak, missed topics at Roach Koach X, getting a 60 dollar hoodie and more! Take a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Another new terrible Bloc Party song! What a year.

This Harmony Tividad album sounds like a joke.

What a ridiculous figure Robert Eggers is, making a series of beautiful, confrontationally uncompromising films about subjects in which he is deeply interested. Let's get him

So I saw this album in the wild yesterday and the front cover is Lizzo as a middle finger! Bad idea!

I’ve always been partial to “1-2-3-4? That’s the combination to my luggage!”

Even though I didn’t like SUPERGIRL, seeing it with my son as he elbowed me and said “Krypto.” when a puppy Krypto showed up onscreen was a 10/10 experience. Also when he whispered “why name him Krypto if Kryptonite made her mom sick?” Good question!

Someone’s car alarm has been going off in the parking lot all night and people are losing their minds. It’s about to be street fighter 2.

Jackass movie bombed since everyone heard it was recycled footage. You can’t do that!