Gustavo Turner
@gustavoturner.bsky.social
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Writer + Photographer. Los Angeles.
https://linktr.ee/gustavoturnerx
A whole ass holiday to celebrate âfamilyâ? The thing that keeps getting people killed in Fast & Furious?
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TFW the neighbors down the hall take a special interest in your pregnancy and your husbandâs acting career:
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Dating advice: reconsider referring to your cum as âmy harvestâ
1 day ago
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(Darude - Sandstorm) (Darude - Sandstorm) (Darude - Sandstorm) (Darude - Sandstorm)
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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Confirmed: itâs green
2 days ago
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Kawaii!
@lilevanyx.bsky.social
2 days ago
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The band Ghost (outfits) is to the band Ghost (Japan) as the movie Crash (Oscar) is to the movie Crash (pervs).
3 days ago
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Kira Noir (2024). Photo by Gustavo Turner.
@thekiranoir.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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May i meet you? (suggestive)
6 days ago
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7 days ago
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Hahahahahahaha
7 days ago
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Remember that while youâre reading this, Nathan Fielder is either anonymously flying a plane somewhere, or putting in the 10,000 hours for another special interest, or in production for a 2027 premium streaming show.
13 days ago
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New Jersey: Today we celebrate the poet laureate of our state, The Boss Every Bruce Springsteen song: âThis town blows asssssss, I canât wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?â (honking sax solo)
14 days ago
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Nat (2025) Photo by
@gustavoturner.bsky.social
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Shouldnât it be Van Dutch?
21 days ago
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I hate LA Halloween what do you mean youâre the atrocious Yelp reviews of the cantankerous Record Collector dude on Melrose
24 days ago
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Hot MILFs in my area? In this economy?
12 months ago
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The Full Story (2017)
about 1 month ago
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Weapons, aka The Aunting
about 1 month ago
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I wanna go on record saying Iâm fully in favor of AI. Really donât understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
about 1 month ago
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Least expected sentence from the actual Wikipedia entry for âChristmasâ:
11 months ago
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Labubu Gone Wild (2025) Photo by
@gustavoturner.bsky.social
Model:
@jasminesherni.com
about 1 month ago
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Maureen Johnson
about 1 month ago
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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âActually, Frankenhooker is the doctor. Thatâs Frankenhookerâs dateâŠâ
about 1 month ago
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That disco song about the fuckboi astronaut (I Will Survive)
about 1 month ago
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Kitty Cam Time (2024) đ· Gustavo Turner
@kittycamtime.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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This is kinda wild
about 1 month ago
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2025 SWers: what 19th-century SW name would you pick (and not lose any subs)?
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Ok â squirt is not pee. But is it brat?
about 1 month ago
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Luxury apartment is an oxymoron.
about 1 month ago
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According to Grok, âGustavo Turner's content typically explores themes of kindness, urban life, and artistry," which seemed a pleasant summary.â Awwww
about 1 month ago
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In the 1980s and 1990s, I thought I liked Woody Allen movies, but one day I realized what I liked was Mia Farrow and Diane Keaton, old jazz and the cinematography of Gordon Willis. Absent one or more of those things, I really donât care for Woody Allen movies.
about 1 month ago
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Bella Blu last night.
@bellablu.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Nepo Baby? How about âMom n Pop Artistâ
about 2 months ago
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Not enough lyricists rhyme ârumâ with âcum.â
2 months ago
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Siri Dahl
2 months ago
For any journalist wants to write an interesting story about the intersection of online sex work and scammers: Thereâs an INSANE amount of impersonation accounts that try to scam our fans out of money, and TikTok and IG make it nearly impossible for us to report and remove these accounts.
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