Ezra Klein today: “Are we the Buckleys?”

Nepo Baby? How about ‘Mom n Pop Artist’

Not enough lyricists rhyme “rum” with “cum.”

For any journalist wants to write an interesting story about the intersection of online sex work and scammers: There’s an INSANE amount of impersonation accounts that try to scam our fans out of money, and TikTok and IG make it nearly impossible for us to report and remove these accounts.

Emma Rosie by Gustavo Turner (2025) @emmarosie.bsky.social

Big Poe single-handedly keeps the Pallas bust industry afloat.

One of my favorite ABBA songs is Blondie’s “Dreaming.” (Thank u @chrisstein.bsky.social!)

You’re not “out of shape.” You’re in your “body horror” era.

Catherine Breillat makes the best movies about sexual dynamics. “Last Summer” is SO good.

Ruin a music act by adding a letter! I’ll go first: IGGY POOP

Every other year since 1990 or so someone tries to make me like The Replacements.

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Me and @liam at last year’s @corntelethon.bsky.social 😆 photo by @gustavoturner.bsky.social

New article I wrote about @haileyroseoffical.bsky.social , out now through @porncrush.bsky.social Hailey is *really* interesting and she goes over her journey into adult stardom and what her current goals and ambitions are in detail. Smart, beautiful woman: porncrush.com/articles/hai...

Protip: Always refer to ChatGPT as Chat Gepetto (or just Gepetto). The sheer level of disrespect will put it in its place.

My Mandela Effect is that she never wears this outfit in the actual movie

Kathryn Mae (2024) @kathrynmae.bsky.social

Is ur child doing Indie

“Do your condoms spark joy? They sure don’t. Throw them away and rawdog that shit.” — Marie Kondo

The most sci-fi thing about the Superman movie is its depiction of journalism in 2025.

My prediction: James Gunn’s “Superman” will get a sequel, and after that, for the third one, they will pivot to making Superman the supporting character in a comedy about accounting fraud starring Dave Chappelle.

I don’t often brag, but when I do…

Romans be like "Yo, Gaius!" "Actually, I go by 'Augustus' now. It means 'The Greatest'." "I'm not calling you that LOL Fuck off GAIUS" "Guards!"

Favorite meme

“What else am I working on? Lots of stuff in development. Like what? You mean specifically? Sure… I am working… on… ‘Time Flies’! You see, these flies sneak into a time machine and…”

In 2011, I brought a peculiar Argentine acoustic guitar to my interview with David Lynch and I gifted it to him. He posed on it for the photo I shot of him (one of my favorite portraits I’ve ever taken!) You can now buy it as part of his estate sale!

The most perverse thing Nathan Fielder does in The Rehearsal is that he continues referring to his employer as “HBO.”

If I were God, at this point I’d change my credit to Alan Smithee.

Trump accepting those My Chemical Romance tickets as a gift is in clear violation of the emo laments clause.

We are at the point in the timeline where his contracts read entirely: “Nic agrees to participate in your movie. He will show up ready with a character. You just plug him into whatever scene you’re shooting.”

Do cattle call bullfights “man tipping”?

Always remember that the hat industry seemed unbeatable until the 1950s and where is Big Hat now uh?

Has he rubbed one off as pope yet? Y/N

My favorite glam-prog band is Yasss.

The creepiest thing about the “But doctor, I am Pagliacci…” story is that the dude literally thinks his name is “Clowns.”