Hey Tiny Elvis, check out that guitar pick oh man, that thing is huuuuuuge

They should invent a library that serves beers.

Big dog, little dog: classic match up. why would ai take it away from us?

put a flat bar on my SCX bike

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

I just had to explain this post to my partner and honestly I'm jealous she is that unaware about any of this

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, one of the greatest comic strips of all time, was born on this day, November 18, 1985 -- December 31, 1995. And Calvin's dad remains a beacon of inspiration to cyclists everywhere.

Stopped by Rivendell’s HQ today, got to ride some bikes including Grant’s Clem Smith Jr.

Stopped by Rivendell’s HQ today, got to ride some bikes including Grant’s Clem Smith Jr.

Blew up my derailleur 😭😭

Light dat

Ouro-GoodDog-Boros

Happy Chat Pile release day to all who celebrate

The new @chatpileband.bsky.social/Hayden Pedigo? You know that’s getting a Rusty’s Recommendation 👍

This Big Brave album rips, gets a def Rusty’s Recommendation 👍

The Flenser

I just set up a reoccurring donation to the Sacramento Food Bank, it was super quick and an easy way to support your community www.sacramentofoodbank.org?campaign=510...

As someone who has a regrettable tattoo from when I was 19 (just a cringe kanji) I mostly forget about it because it's on my back. If it was on my chest and I saw it everyday, it would have been gone a long-ass time ago

what having pneumonia does to a mfer

Had someone tell me I was unprofessional and difficult to work with, after he had been reassigned to three different projects because no one could stand working with the guy. But yes, I'm the problem.

"Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome." "Hey!"

Between this and my deftones fandom resurgence, 19yo Rusty is living out his best days

Between this and my deftones fandom resurgence, 19yo Rusty is living out his best days

Did it again

Leaded gas but for swole bros

It’s always the good ones

When your political opponent does something stupid never let people forget it

Honestly? I'd rather be done with having pneumonia at this point.

lol I have pneumonia

Got the SSCX ready to go and under 20lbs

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

well there’s your problem

well there’s your problem

wish i was this chill

just a peninsula dirtbag at heart

Is this a @chatpileband.bsky.social shirt in The Lowdown?

PTA: THE PEOPLE OF SACRAMENTO DEMAND ANSWERS

If you twerps continue to make the MVP race between a demigod who happens to play baseball and a record-setting, big-butted catcher annoying, I swear to god...

Worried about the state of things? Try drinking 2 beers an hour

Yeah—which just sounds miserable especially when you could cut out the intermediate step by like, taking up literally any hobby with a decent gender ratio where you'll have lots of opportunities to meet people you have something in common with (namely, the hobby).

The only thing greater than garage beers? Garage dart board

forgive me for I know not, but how fucking big is a bullet casing that you can inscribe all this bullshit onto?

I’m not going to turn into some sort of rim brake steel bike evangelist crank, but I brought the Gunnar down to the bay while visiting family and damn, it’s hella fun to ride.

sometimes you just gotta be a peninsula scumbag picking up in-n-out for your your old-ass dad

Become ungovernable

How many Matt Chapman/Chat Pile (Chap Pile) novelty shirts do you think I could sell?

Bihotzean dagoena mihira irten

Organized my garage this weekend, it will probably never look this nice again

Steel road bikes are fun 🙃