if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million

• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.” • “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.” • “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.” • “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”

it is with heavy heart to inform you that my mom has discovered Omegaverse fiction

October 31, 11:59 PM / November 1, 12:00 AM

Nina

Look at my comrade Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣

fuck yeah

Last feature this week are fun ones, 3 poems from @malikbtxt.bsky.social . "my ex asked / “did you ever think you'd come back from your splendid life, walk into your living room and find you had no life left?” / I didn’t at all and now i miss the company" www.godscrueljokelit.com/malik-berry-...

@pastemagazine.bsky.social laments the death of the movie critic, highlighting that the newspapers that gave the world Siskel and Ebert cut those positions recently www.pastemagazine.com/movies/film-...

check out this stupid comic i made

hot take: if bluesky really wants to embrace composable moderation, their “mod team” should have a primary focus of actioning illegal content & nothing else. bsky mods should focus on CSAM reporting/removal & *actionable* threats. they also desperately need to learn what an actionable threat IS.

Are you developmentally challenged or smth?

Did you know it’s illegal to say “Charlie Kirk rest in piss” on Bluesky? It’s illegal. It’s a violation. It’s one of the few sentences that you’re not allowed to say. Now it was okay for me to say it then because I was just telling you that it’s illegal to say… Charlie Kirk, rest in piss.

I don't care if it has new material from Nine Inch Nails. I am NOT going to see Tron 3.

come to the Charles, Baltimore's principal arthouse theater

The response to Netflix's Fixed had me thinking. open.substack.com/pub/malikber...

stay tuned, the day of reckoning will come.

another by Edgar Franx on a strategy for confronting ICE hammerandhope.org/article/ice-...

"The state of the country is dismal. The decline of the United States into a more open form of authoritarianism continues...But cracks in the right-wing offensive are also starting to emerge." the newest issue of @hammerandhope.bsky.social is out now hammerandhope.org/article/trum...

rest in piss Hogan

Hulk Hogan getting booed to oblivion in his last appearance in WWE. youtu.be/FuMrADTB-wY?...

europeans are only just now realizing that it doesn’t take a day to drive from Chicago to LA. if we introduced them to the black American dialect of Gullah/Geechee, their bubo-riddled brains would collapse in on themselves.

DIY spine curvature

When Superman saves Palestinian children.

Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.

it's my birthday. congratulate me.

“the author’s thinly veiled fetish” is today’s version of “erm WTF was the author on DRUGS??? O_o” in terms of people openly admitting to being anti intellectual and openly refusing to think about or engage with Weird Media

second biggest win for Muslims in NYC!

After 104 days of being unjustly detained for his advocacy for Palestinian rights, Mahmoud Khalil is finally home with his wife and newborn son.

gay Oasis: and after aaaaaaaall i like cock and baaaaaaaalls

five year anniversary of SOCIALIST TEETH is coming up, we should bring it back lol

chuck schumer deleted this

i got this Parliament vinyl from a flea market because 1) I love George Clinton and 2) the Bootsy Collins donkey fursona on the cover was kinda hot. am i cooked?

In the end, widespread popular resistance beats military force. Two things are thus required. 1) Ongoing protest. Moreover, *growing* protest. If you can join them, do so. 2) Exposing and publicizing these fascist thugs’ brutality so as to erode support and increase public anger.

Remember this iconic photo from Ferguson? This is Edward Crawford, throwing back a tear gas canister to protect some nearby kids. Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.

"These are real people with real families" cool when they come home do they tell the kids about how they busted up an elementary school graduation that day

that's what i hate about this site: you never get world leaders and billionaires crashing out, you just get 2010s Tumblr era discourse on whether it's misogyny to say "THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG"

it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

James Bond is a dashing, charming, and slightly dangerous super agent. this meanwhile is your average latent homosexual 2010s movie star

The Cybertruck that parks on the roof of the parking garage across from where I work isn’t here today, nor was it here the last week and a half. So now work is boring again.

easy clout but fuck it, i'll take part

Daily Rabbit - Machine

today i remembered that Paramount used my boi Knuckles for Israeli propaganda & now i'm sad again

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”