A lot of folks are naming their favorite non-Trek performance of a Trek actor as Patrick Stewart in X-MEN or GREEN ROOM and to that I humbly offer you check him out his insanely great scene stealing role in the incredibly queer and game changing JEFFREY.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

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Me at work being told that the "new" ordering system they've had us on for a couple years is in fact AI. Im sorry could you say that last part again, it's WHAT

Holy shit is Charlize playing Circe?!?!? I love that sensation where you've never even considered something and as soon as you see it your like OMFG YES HOW DID I NOT SEE IT HOW DID I NOT EVEN CONSIDER IT WHAT HAVE I BEEN WASTING MY TIME DOING

starting to think their plan is to embed a whole bunch of explosive stuff in the base of the ballroom "for defense" and then when they get their asses voted out, they'll blow it up when it's full of the next administration and then install themselves back in before the shrapnel all hits the ground

A sci-fi world with normal annoyances and regular frustrations and crappy merchants will always be better than a sleek, everything-is-round world in which all the people wear a silver suit and weigh 95 pounds

I don't see how ten different pictures of my parents fighting could possibly be a useful diagnostic tool

If Jack White ever starts a cult I am in so much trouble cuz I will 100% sign it all over open.spotify.com/track/21UKOM...

Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today

you know I never noticed before how much these are built like a moose

that's great Senator hope you get some cool shit with that tech bro lobby money

May the 4th be with you.

Could have been a romp but instead Miranda Priestley was a metaphor for every boomer politician still clawing at power at 75 while simultaneously being unable to operate their phone and Andy was a stand in for the Democratc party desperate and devoted and somehow always stunned. In this essay I will

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Turned off my Amazon Prime today happy Mayday everybody

this is the worst brand name i ever saw

I don't understand mechanical pencil enthusiasts, like my god who has that much control over their physical intensity. I cannot keep from snapping the lead every 4.5 seconds to save my life

Research shows that if we all transitioned to a plant-based diet, global farmland use could be reduced by 75% Imagine how much wildlife could return if we gave that space back to nature #GoVegan #PlantBasedDiet #Food #FarmlandReduction #Nature #Ecocide

There are people still living who fought — and watched their compatriots be murdered — for the passage of this act and to attempt to democratize America. To see it completed felled in the span of their OWN lifetime is just absolutely devastating.

accidentally bought a big ole pack of these affronts to the natural world and now im gonna suffer for MONTHS

this is made extra hysterically infuriating by the fact that their ultimate male insult is "soyboy"

They indicted a guy yesterday for posting seashells on a beach arranged in numbers

“The goal is not to convince people of one narrative, but to flood the space so thoroughly that the pursuit of truth itself begins to feel pointless...And in that exhaustion, power encounters less resistance, not because it has persuaded, but because it has depleted people’s energy to resist..”

HUMP DAY BABY open.spotify.com/track/0lWEat...

Well they just said "Tig old bitties" on my favorite gossip podcast and if that's not already copyrighted it's going to be my new screen name

im not one of those "these kids today" types honest to gawd but I had to explain to an older teenager today when I handed her a twenty and a dime to pay a $6.10 bill that the dime served a purpose. She handed it back to me and explained that the 20 would cover it and I am still spinning out

wait there's a Dutch Mafia?? what is it, La Clogsa Nostra??

im not surprised they've ignored the victims and acted as though this was all so long ago, they act like the civil rights movement was eons ago and Ruby Bridges is still alive and gorgeous and hopefully living her best life

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

can't wait for the TurningPointAmerica alternative winter Olympics where Kid Schlock and Brandtleigh Lou Freebush will send themselves hurtling down the slopes to show them libtard olympians

seriously though, has anyone done any studies on men bs women where AI is concerned because my husband and teenage son are both convinced they're super good at detecting it and i am here to say holy macaroni they are really really not

ive never really been interested in a gopro to video log my life but im taking my Nervous Nelly St Bernard to the self serve dog wash place today for the first time and I have to admit there's no way it wouldn't be hilarious to watch

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

No new pictures. Where you at

over the years I have condensed this speech in my head but I still blurt out randomly with little to no provocation "the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up" youtu.be/eKo25yicT_4?...

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

This is really suspicious. They’re up to something. Link to thread: x.com/mattberg33/s...

Gestapos opened fire, striking Martinez 5 times in the arm, chest & both legs 1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--" The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed." A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends. Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.

the problem with a tendency to believe in reincarnation is sitting in the Dr's office getting bad news i have to keep my thoughts to myself Dr: so with no treatment your looking at 50/50 chance of blindness in the next year Internally: OR HEAR ME OUT I COULD GO BE A BIRD OR AN ORCA OR SOMETHING

see also the republican freak out over ranked choice voting in Alaska, like JFC you people still win what is the problem

we talk a lot about how unjesus like they are but I think we neglect to acknowledge that they follow scrupulously the old testament examples of God's commands to "fuck everyone who isn't you. kill them all, even the babies. you can keep the virgin daughters to rape but no one matters but you"

OMG THE ABSOLUTE BEST