Commission for @davidsonmastro.bsky.social Tiny Kong showing her goddamn holy fuckin ass #donkeykong #DK #pinup

So? That isn't incompatible with people opposing a surge in data centers that are bigger and more polluting. Do you genuinely not understand this or are you playing ignorant?

NIMBYism is when you're fine with the halfway house being built across town, but not on your block. Opposition to data centers is much broader than that and based on concerns about their pollution and energy use. No data centers *anywhere* without serious regulation.

So I have a curiosity. How close in feet are you personally willing to live to a data center?

Me when people don't want me to build my scream powered dick hammer factory in their backyard.

Excuse me did you just call being anti-data centers NIMBYism?

It quite literally isn’t. It’s “not in any backyard”, Roland.

Peg

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

i think about this post often

“That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there,” said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of 340 million Americans who could not look away from the prodigious dumper.

I made another animatic with Dixie Kong if she was voiced by Kristen Schaal. And if Tiny Kong sounded like Tina Belcher, which fits better than I thought.

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Walls Closing In On Toddler Who Claimed TV Broke Itself https://theonion.com/walls-closing-in-on-toddler-who-claimed-tv-broke-itself/

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

@alpharad.bsky.social how come there are no Kremlings or any Donkey Kong enemies in Mariomon? I don't wanna play this shit without Kremlings

I feel like every now and then, I need to remind people that it's okay to like media that sucks. It's also okay to like media that's problematic. You should enjoy good media, but it's okay if you don't

Holy shit guys Tiny Kong in Minecraft!!

tiny kong doodle

Doing bust shots is quicker for me. I like it. Ft. @spartanneo.bsky.social OC Kali aka as my wife 💍

Plans for my No Kings protest sign

This is probably a direct result of all the stupid government “anti-foreigner” orders banning or heavily tariffing product/material imports from outside the United States. SO MUCH of our production lines rely heavily on international factories that the production cost has likely skyrocketed nonstop.

Poker Night at the Inventory 3: Brak Harrier du Bois Charlie Dompler Bubsy Dealer: Caine

Kinger: *kills Caine in episode 8* (a couple days later) OpenAI: *kills Sora* ...i think we need Kinger to kill Caine a few more times.

Saw this meme and then heard @sonicmega.bsky.social talking to Caine about how Steve Jobs died of Ligma

One MAGA Two MAGA Red MAGA Blue MAGA

So I'm thinking guys what we should do for Columbus Day from here on out is treat it like St Patrick's Day as a holiday where we are super racist to Italians and eat pasta and drink wine

here and there. He was paid for the number of minutes he wrote, not just what they would use for the episode! Voltaire was lowkey tryna hustle this shit. Maxwell Atoms loved it so much, he actually made the song into the episode. The entire thing, nearly uncut. Even the cutaways are written 2/3

I found out that the president of Cartoon Network fired Maxwell Atoms after publicly berating him for his "hateful fart cartoon". It was my mom's favorite show. isn't it interesting that to contact Michael Ouweleen, you can send an email to [email protected] or call at 4042919798?

Oh neat, someone from The Bulwark gleefully sharing a hit piece from the "polite fascists" that run The Third Way think tank. Because what the Democrats really need is more Koch Industries control.

I'm sure this observation has been made before but: Canonically, all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are trans 🏳️‍⚧️

SIÂN Mistress System

WSJ warns that if the Senate gets rid of the filibuster, Democrats will fix the Supreme Court, make DC and Puerto Rico states, raise minimum wage, extend Obamacare subsidies, and “far more transformational bills than the SAVE America Act.” Oh noes

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

@hibbysloth.art how is it I've never managed to meet you before

Carrot

Judging from Tiny's sassy and overdramatic personality, I'm going to guess Tiny said some NASTY things about Birdo behind closed doors & Birdo took that shit PERSONALLY. Dixie Kong & Birdo have great chemistry however, so Birdo just hates Tiny specifically, rather than her whole family.

Have the perfect name for this event:

MY GIRL IS BAAAACK I MISSED YOU 🥹

Enamorus needs more love & attention, she's such a baddie! ~ ☁️ 💗

Siân's strip game

Rose. Character belongs to @limeth.bsky.social (Happy birthday!!)

how does she maintain it all 🤔

How is the Dow right now?

Looks like that Jimmy Snow fan didn't like getting called out. Lmao. Hope to atheismo he never makes a typo again

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Kitt 💦