Me: Immune system, what’s the problem now? Immune System: You seem happy.

Look… I just like cake ok…

Morning

typical e/acc guy

I‘ve said for years that I do all my own stunts - which is an attempt to be funny instead of just saying I’m a clumsy sod! Anyway I didn’t have on my 2026 bingo card getting a chunk of the back of my ankle taken out by the door between the pool area and male change area at the local gym.

I didn’t set out to write another post about AI. This started as a security concern. Then it became an accountability concern. And eventually, a 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘆 concern. 👉 Capability ≠ Obligation cirriustech.co.uk/blog/capabil...

Boxes

PSA: If your org is using SalesForce with Entra and you are seeing additional prompts from Feb 3 it's most probably due to this👇 TLDR: A Conditional Access policy enforcing MFA for the SalesForce app will send the right claims and resolve SSO issues. To learn more see: learn.microsoft.com/...

A social media for bots? We’re giving AI the worst of the internet

Oh lordy

My most recent two are “floor blankets” for dust sheets and “road posts” for the signs written on the road.

Getting old is crap lol

That’s more like it!

When your VPN provider shits the bed and you refuse to put your id documents into a system cos you know they’ll leak them sooner or later

Wine is a very healthy and respectable dinner actually

The cat is the hat

Your band name is a random object in your immediate vicinity. Go!

Your band name is a random object in your immediate vicinity. Go!

Night All LOLs👇😁😆😂🤣💜

Artist: Crazyhead Comics

I know everything feels heavy and terrible right now. Please enjoy Finnegan sitting in his basket and being the best little cat for 5 minutes.

Just reenacted that scene with Han Solo & Leia & carbonite only it was me yelling I LOVE YOU before my hot dog fell into a mud puddle

Do better @msrc.microsoft.com “we need a POC from you within 2 days.“ *closes ticket* Me: “You’ve closed w/out giving me time to produce the POC that you asked for?” MSRC: “Thanks for following up. Please provide us with the need items and the status of the submission will be updated.”

Official ubuntu/squid image isn‘t ssl_bump enabled so I guess I’m building my own image cos I’m not trusting a rand image for this lol

There Is No Such Thing As Failure*

*laughs in musculoskeletal physiotherapy waitlist*

The fact that I can’t find a browser or browser extension in Safari that lets me inject http request headers I should totally take as a sign to stop being geeky and give my brain a rest or something

You ever just AWARE of every tendon and ligament and muscle and bone because they’re all SCREAMING AT YOU

Major ME flare can fexk right off

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

You Know When Something Just Clicks*

I love that this place exists in Ayrshire!

Cat: *howls from downstairs* Me: *goes downstairs, don’t find cat, searches house, eventually finds her lying behind the sofa* She was totally calling me into a game of hide n seek right?!

Oh.

Toilet Unlikely Rush *chortle*

A lot of my work outside the day job goes into open, independent security research, tooling, write-ups in Entra, Intune, OAuth. It stays open & public, but it’s not free to produce. If my work helps you spot a risk, defend an org, or rethink an assumption, sponsorship helps sustain it:

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗙𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲?! 🤨🍫 (Part 2) I’ve just published a new post in the 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘍𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦?! series: 👉 “𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗥𝗠 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗲𝘃 𝗕𝗼𝘅: 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀 (𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗱 𝗜𝘁)” 👉 Blog link: cirriustech.co.uk/blog/allowin...

Night All HE-HE👇😁😆😂🤣💜

All I’ve done tonight is exist and I feel like I’m slacking

Ok who posted this foto of me?

it's all i know

I think @effinbirds.com might be online too much