Still waiting on them #epstein files.

Trump sending “Troops” to Portland? Give them a Portland welcome! -Naked Yoga - Huge crowds upwind of their positions smoking some fat joints -Demand the Epstein Files be released -Businesses need to refuse to serve them. Except dispensaries and bars- give them huge discounts.

Additional laws I just signed: 🩺 California health plans must cover mifepristone — even if the FDA revokes their approval 🩺 Providers are more protected from legal action for administering medication abortion

Under the laws I just signed: 🩺 Providers can prescribe abortion care to patients anonymously to guard against attacks from anti-abortion extremists

With abortion rights and reproductive freedom under assault by politicians across the country, California stands firmly by a woman's right to choose. Our defense of these fundamental rights is unshakeable.

lol.

🔥Rep. Thomas Massie (R) told reporters he has decisive 218th signature for House discharge petition seeking to force release of Epstein case files: "The House leaders and some of the powers that be (Trump) in DC are in full PANIC right now." IKEA Tariffs, Comey Indictment, etc. are: DISTRACTIONS.

Annnd the new batch of records/ information confirm associations with Muskrat, Thiel and Bannon. That’s what Lord Dampnut is trying to distract us from lol. Keep up the pressure, and release the Epstein Files! #epstein

Every time Don TACO does something stupid with his tariffs, I immediately check the #epstein tag to see if something developed. Wasn’t wrong lol.

If Trump starting shit with IKEA results in Sweden weaponizing access to the Skarsgärds I will become radicalized in ways the world is not prepared for.

*taps sign*

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The new Tylenol ad just dropped. Sound up!

The Comey prosecution is gonna be a trainwreck of prosecutorial misconduct, incompetence, discovery and Brady violations, and courtroom faceplants the likes of which will make the Ted Stevens case look like a speeding ticket.

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Whatever Ukraine has on Trump, good work!

I’ve been floating in the air for 15 minutes. Is the Rapture buffering or something?

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

this executive order could have been an email

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.

All I can think about when folks bring up the rapture is free shoes for atheists.

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Imagine if Richard Nixon had just tweeted out the Watergate scandal rather than putting it on secret tapes. That’s what this is.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

"twitter is not real life" has turned itself on its head

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

so the president just tweeted out an offense worse than watergate, we all realize that right?

He has to “act fast” because the statute of limitations for Comey’s testimony expires in like 9 days.

Go fash, lose cash

Pick up a pen. Write a letter.

Can’t believe the CDC. Can’t believe the DoJ. Can’t believe the BLS. Can’t believe the FBI. But I believe in us.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

So, basically, the 'Ain't reading all that' meme?

“The law doesn’t matter anymore” is obeying in advance.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

Free speech means calling this body of water whatever name you want: gulfof.mapquest.com

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

Disney/ABC just caved & pulled Jimmy Kimmel for political reasons. Nexstar — which owns The CW + 200+ local ABC, NBC, CBS & FOX stations — is part of the same machine. 💥 Boycott Disney. Boycott Nexstar. Boycott their advertisers. Hit them where it hurts: the $$$.

Make Disney feel like Target.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

A lot of you are dooming, and I get that. But it just makes me defiant AF. They literally can't do logistically what they're trying to do unless we all acquiesce to it.

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.