I love it when ppl say bluesky is this like awful place where you get screamed at all day. that doesn’t happen to me i just hang out you must be really annoying if that happens to you

In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection Slowly screwing my way across Europe, they had to make a correction Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge in the digital snake I tell you, they make it so you can't shake hands when they make your hands shake

Phoebe Bridgers announcing a new album in summer

None of these words are in the bible

The new ‘TOM & JERRY’ movie is described as a ‘La La Land’-style rom-com. The film follows Tom & Jerry who are both adopted by a couple. The cat & mouse then launch a campaign to destroy each other & the couple's relationship. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/ne...)

I am always saying this

Me when I’m on tour and the local bands want a cut of the ticket sales

[geese voice] there’s a bump on my hog

mewithoutYou would like a word

[Silver Jews voice] In 1984 I was hospitalized for having a four hour erection

They let you say anything on here

Getting back shots in the back rooms

Same as it ever was

Lately I’ve been watching/rewatching movies I would classify as “priests who slowly lose their shit” (first reformed, winter light, etc). Because all women are beautiful, tonight I will rewatch this modern classic about a nun who slowly loses her shit

If you are surprised by this development you have the mind of a two year old

believe it or not, i want the votes of the white singing christian libs. it's an important voting block, actually.

Might fuck around and make a little side money making instagram reels for big indie labels

Not with that attitude

sure all these kids wanna act like it’s cool to be into MJ Lenderman and Drive By Truckers but let me know when they get into Justin Townes Earle

Tumblr ass administration

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

Our first bisexual pedophile president

When your guitarist insists you shouldn’t cover strawberry wine because it’s not big enough of a hit (objectively false):

Thinking about the time my band was called “dirt emo” and getting irrationally angry

No one asked

“This is New York City; this is where they left the gun and took the cannoli.”

don’t you know that you’re my golden hour, playboy?

*chanting* woke 2 woke 2 woke 2woke2woke2

13. A country boy can survive

Me whenever my girlfriend puts on love island USA

You ever think about how the declaration of independence gives us a plebiscitary mechanism to liquidate the current government

the cia asked themselves “what if Taylor Swift wrote a cure song?” and unfortunately it worked on me open.spotify.com/track/6Hdc3I...

If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us

when you were young you were the king of austin powers

the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025

And are these pro-worker conservatives in the room with us right now?

The NBA needs to have the same healthy levels of superstition as the MLB, like having the common sense not to allow sentient pustules to attend homes games in the finals where a team that hasn’t been there in 20 years are playing.

Bryce Harper with the Nats in 2015

i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time

Not my therapist’s office playing Neil Young

Excitable Boy just came on shuffle and my dad described Warren Zevon as “Billy Joel for guys that are into wife swapping”

Good news: 2,000 years ago we killed God and this happened.

When people ask what kind of bipolar I have

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me