A great businessman 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😯😯🙄🙄🙄

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

I am counting down to springtime. Right now, it's so cold I have to put on layers. By the time I get a mile in, I'm carrying half of my clothes. It's a pain.

Seems like the FBI finding 150 homemade bombs at the home of a guy who uses Biden’s picture for target practice should be a bigger story. Apparently he may get released on a $25,000 bond. More: abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

I’m glad Biden got every penny appropriated to Ukraine out the door before the melon felon takes over. You know he’d impound that money if there were any left. 🇺🇦 🫶

Musk is telling Trump supporters to go fuck themselves while Trump just wrapped up another set of Studio 54 hits in the ballroom at MAL after a tough day of golf.

Wait…you mean to tell me that Billy Long lied about his qualifications? No way…

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😇 I gotta Twitter timeout because a bunch of "alpha males" couldn't handle me 10 on 1. It's sad. They said they were all military. No wonder Trump thinks the military is weak. Only weak dudes from the military follow him. He doesn't get to see the real men.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas is postponed at my house. The universe gave my oldest and her family Norovirus for Christmas. 🤮 Guess I'll make jelly. 🤪

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Trump nominated this person to be attorney General ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...

Reminder: The House republicans against releasing the Gaetz ethics report because it violates his rights as a private citizen, are the same Republicans who made posters of Hunter Biden's schlong and forced everyone to watch for months on end.

The only thing worse about the House Ethics committee report saying Matt Gaetz paid an underage girl for sex is the realization that so many other Republicans were ready to hide that shit. So. Fucking. Gross.

BREAKING NEWS: Matt Gaetz has just filed an emergency lawsuit to block the ethics committee from releasing their report. By the looks of it, he’s absolutely terrified about what’s in it. Release it.

Knowing Bezos is spending a half billion dollars on a wedding while his employees want better working conditions tells me one thing… I know exactly who’s getting visited by three ghosts Tuesday night.

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Burnett finally being rewarded for keeping those Apprentice tapes locked up

What could Trump have against Panama? Oh.

Absolutely unsurprising www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/u...

Translation: She was just told Desantis isn’t picking her.

Trump still embarrassed and mad at Panama for getting evicted from70-story hotel tower along the Punta Pacifica Peninsula, Trump Ocean Club International Hotel and Tower for non-payment. He stiffed them...

Nancy Goodman, founder and CEO of Kids v Cancer, told Newsweek the funding would go to critical research for pediatric cancer.

Rand Paul is the culprit for holding up cancer research funding for kids. Is anyone...anyone at all...surprised? What a tw@t.

Best gift ever. Thanks @jimmykimmel.com

Warren: I find it just laughable that the Republicans are saying. well, actually, the Republicans couldn't come together and cut a deal, but the Democrats should have gotten out there and saved their sorry butts. That’s just nuts

ONLY AN ABSOLUTE HORROR OF A HUMAN BEING WOULD DO THIS… Republicans slashed $200 million for childhood cancer research—a program created with bipartisan support under Obama—from the CR bill. Why? Because Elon Musk told them to.

Jeffries: In our nation's history, 25% of our nation's debt was accumulated during the four years of the former president, 25%. How dare you lecture America about fiscal responsibility ever.

House Republicans, who suffer from severe IQ deficits, have picked the wrong fight here.

JUST IN: The Federal Reserve has cut interest rates by 0.25% to a new range of 4.25% to 4.5%. Perhaps even bigger news is that the Fed is scaling back the number of rate cuts for next year due to concerns over inflation in 2025.

Trump has tapped an unprecedented 13 billionaires for his administration. Here's who they are: www.yahoo.com/news/trump-t...

Trump unsuccessfully asked a federal judge to move forward with his lawsuit against journalist Bob Woodward over published audio tapes of interviews the famed Watergate reporter conducted with Trump for a 2020 book. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...

Now notice today, the drone story is fading away. Lots of people hope you forget, because they claimed it was “nuke sniffers” or “Iran.” But it wasn’t. Just hysteria Saved a lot of tweets we will revisit later. Rep Jeff VanDrew have you apologized for the Iran panic?

The Tinkle Tape Traitor just referred to Russia’s unprovoked invasion of Ukraine as “Ukraine’s war with Russia.” He also referred to Putin as “President” and Zelensky as a “representative of Ukraine.” In case anyone was wondering how this shit was gonna go.

When you want people to think you're a Christian but the sign of the cross is beyond your intellectual capacity.

This is just one of the very dumb things that happened this weekend. Get all the updates with Ron Filipkowski’s recap 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/politics-t...

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