No Powell to trot out this time

“Bitcoin Suddenly Plunges As Markets Brace For Iran War Price Crash” 2/28/26

Vince Russo was a better and more successful promoter for his company.

I'm sure they're paying handsomely, but please don't take money from gambling sites.

Can't wait to not watch this dogshit.

BOO this shit in particular!

Latest update from Columbia prez re: the abduction of their student this morning. DHS is fucking deranged. “The agents gained entry by stating they were police searching for a missing child. Our security cameras captured the agents in the hallway showing pictures of the alleged missing child.”

You can fix this.

Idk I think it's pretty dumb

“…he saw creating Einstein and marketing it as a cheating tool as the best way to incite rage and focus attention on the issue.” Never forget that these bros consider trolling and outrage to be their best marketing tools. The Cluely bro literally gives presentations on it.

Heard your mom is an expert at identifying wood

A number of unusual deaths are associated with Deutsche Bank, including Val Broeksmit, who leaked secret files to the FBI related to the bank’s ties to money laundering, Trump, and Russia. Val was the stepson of William Broeksmit, a Deutsche Bank executive found hanged in his home years earlier.

Max needs to buy a suit that fits. #AEWDynamite

Everyone shut up! Mansoor is wrasslin! #AEWDynamite

Here's hoping Orange Cassidy beats up UKIP. #AEWDynamite

Got 'em. #AEWDynamite

Great camera shot w/ El Cløn emoting so well despite wearing a mask #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Oh shit. I better hurry home. #AEWDynamite

No kings except Brody

Look for me ringside at #AEWDynamite!

It's Wednesday you know what that means #AEWDynamite

Gabe Kidd looks like he was kicked out of a racist soccer hooligan gang for being too extreme. #AEWDynamite

Brody King vs Mark Davis has more meat than Arby's. #AEWDynamite

From the archives of Obsidian Order covert meme acquisition operations.

Statement from the Cuban Ministry of the Interior of the event: "Note from the Ministry of the Interior: On the morning of February 25, 2026, a violating speedboat was detected within Cuban territorial waters. The vessel, registered in Florida, United States..."

SCOOP: A White House staffer appears to be operating the anonymous pro-Trump X account JohnnyMAGA with nearly 300,000 followers. More here: www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

Screaming in former educator.

You're telling me that word association tools trained on internet comments don't know how to deescalate? www.newscientist.com/article/2516...

Just heard researcher Jilly Kay discussing the ‘reactionary feminist’ ‘femosphere’ on a pod. What she said was fascinating — making this nonetheless objectionable and disturbing stuff understandable in the context of our present economic reality.. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d...

Shoresy singing Alanis Morissett at karaoke 🤣🤣

I’m sure the griftiest people in the history of American government won’t engage in this absurdly obvious grift

Tonight I made eggplant bayou teche. Fried eggplant medallions topped with crab and shrimp in a brown roux and all the green onions. Served with roasted okra. The sauce was so rich it owns a chateau in the Alps.

If you loved @ifbookspod.bsky.social on the “Epstein Files Moral Panic” Moral Panic and their point that being adjacent to Epstein is reason for self-examination…you might like my piece making a similar point. @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/2068...

A whistleblower just disclosed that FBI experts were delayed by AT LEAST A DAY in deploying to investigate Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Why? There was an FBI plane and pilot shortage… because Kash Patel was using them for personal flights.

The sickos demand it! #AEW

imagine arresting people for having fun

“Much like Epstein was a sucker's idea of a genius, so too is chiropractic a dupe's idea of pathbreaking medical care.” defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

$63K to $20K: The price range that decides MSTR’s fate protos.com/63k-to-20k-t...

Please, please just make a new show. Just one.

For the billionth time, crypto has only two use cases: gambling and crime.

Someone has already tried to fuck one of these.

Out now: @annieknk.bsky.social joined Mike and I to talk about the misogyny and nihilism underpinning “looksmaxxing” subcultures. While absurd in their pursuit of ultimate male beauty, figures like “Clavicular” represent an ugly ideology we shouldn’t glamorize podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

1. On January 23, Crypto.com donated $5 million to MAGA Inc, Trump's primary Super PAC. (The donation was first disclosed in a FEC filing Friday night.) Less than 1 month later, on February 17, the Trump administration intervened on Crypto.com's behalf in a high-stakes federal lawsuit.

FUCK. YEAH. #AEWCollision

Since everyone is (sigh) debating if writers benefit from reading books, I dissected a passage shared as “evidence” that non-readers can write great prose: countercraft.substack.com/p/what-not-r...

This needs to become a social phenomenon. Everyone who can impersonate him, good or bad, should be doing this.

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

These two tweets about wrestling scenes in movies by a wrestler are phenomenal.

Thanks to the OBBB, Amazon’s tax bill for 2025 is $1.2 billion, down from $9 billion the year before despite a 45% jump in profits.