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Oh I guess depression followed me into 2026 too Fun

How I'm wanting 2026 to be. Lyrics from 'Ebb and Flow' by Above and Beyond ft. Elena Browser youtu.be/rxLujr0sBEE?...

2026 lewks 😘

Still carrying a lot of extra baggage in terms of being openly gay. Faggage, if you will.

Wanted to write “happy nude year” but I did that last year already so whatever 🤷🏻‍♂️

Does anyone have recommendations for a high walled saucepan? I am not a professional by any means, I don't want or need something I need to season or perform upkeep on. Just something nonstick that can handle regular at home use. Pic of my current pan and dirty stove for reference

Detroit, it's 16 fucking degrees. No one is watching your goddamn fireworks, fuck off.

Do the thing

Job interview lewks 💜 Got an offer within like 15 minutes that I'm currently processing and deciding whether or not I will take.

Fuck it. I'll start tonight even though I don't think anyone wants to see it.

Update: I may have cheesed it a bit but I beat one of them. Then attempted the same strat for another one and promptly got my shit rocked 😂

No...no this is fine. 🫣

Me crawling into bed: ow, why does my knee hurt? Me at 10 am: slipping and falling on someone's ice covered driveway

Also it was 32 degrees and raining for the first 6 hours of the day today so everything froze over.

47.5 hours worked + 8 hours of holiday pay this week. 47.25 hours worked last week. 49 hours worked the week before. And now, finally get the first 2-day weekend I've had since the beginning of the month.

It's a Christmas miracle Just scheduled an interview to be a delivery driver for Kroger! Interested to hear what all they offer compared to what I'm dealing with now.

Peace and joy to all of you gays and theys that live in my phone.

Friend nudes just hit better, I don't make the rules.

Happy Christmas Eve, and I'm spending it the way Jesus intended his birthday celebration. With coffee, space ninjas, and pictures of dicks on the internet.

11 hour shift started with the station manager telling us that tomorrow will probably be even longer. My body hurts all the time, my hands can't handle playing video games for extended periods, I get maybe 2 hours once I get home to eat and relax before going to bed. I can't fucking do this anymore.

#mcm with the Cyndaquil I won him when I visited in October 💜💚

Godfuckingdamn these new end game bosses they added to Clair Obscur are BRUTAL Or I just suck Probably the latter

Started getting ready for the bar. Had a meltdown. Bone apple teeth.

47 hours worked this week, have tomorrow off, then working 6 days straight again 🙃

Tis a shame that there is a perfectly comfortable spot for a nice pup to relax but here I am entering these finance meetings with no such support. 😔

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

Almost fucking quit my job today. So peak is going really fucking great.

Eh.. sorry I haven't posted here in a bit, it's a hard time to be a dog on the internet 😅 Please accept this humble offering! 🥺

Still remember when I was interviewing for the postal service and the postmaster jokingly asked if I smoked or drank and followed it up by saying "working this job you'll do one or both" And honestly that should be a forewarning given for every delivery job

Y'all know what time it is.

Oh. OH. I did not realize the Clair Obscur expansion included a major update for the Endless Tower and it now features more Pain and Suffering. 😂

Lula is requesting one (1) slice of cuddles plz. And maybe a treato.

Hello I clocked out at 49.5 hours for the week, have 30 hours off from work, am getting more inebriated by the minute, and request/require underwear cuddles.

I wish I could work through whatever sexual dysfunction I have

‘CLAIR OBSCUR - EXPEDITION 33’ has won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards, the most for any game ever • Game of the Year • Best RPG • Best Narrative • Best Art Direction • Best Score & Music • Best Game Direction • Best Debut Indie Game • Best Independent Game • Best Performance (Jennifer English)

I definitely don't* have depression. Could a guy with depression do THIS? *Do

Annual PSA: SHOVEL YOUR FUCKING DRIVEWAY AND PUT SALT DOWN IF YOURE GETTING A FUCKING PACKAGE DELIVERED, JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST Sincerely, A Royally Pissed Off And Stressed Courier

He wants to bring the stick home

Am I a productive member of society today, or do I play Octopath Traveler 0 for the next 16 hours and forget to eat? Decisions, decisions...

Sleepy Moof but ✨festive✨

Oh yeah and everyone has a forced 6 day work week next week 🙃

Took a mental health day on Monday. Still clocked 40 worked hours in 4 days. Peak season is fucking here. -_-

Happy Thirstday

shareholders

At least I look really good in this bathroom lighting

Anyway, who wants to fuck me while I’m wearing this

Has anyone made a gay version of Santa Baby called Santa Daddy where they ask him to cum down their chimney?

On a classier note, dinner at 11pm 💜

Kinky folx who are into being choked: Is it arousing for you because you don't know if you'll cum or go?