I haven't gotten to the elimination yet but Ms Don't could have gotten up for that lip sync and burped for two minutes and still deserve the win for her talent show

It's too cold to go anywhere and I've got the house to myself for a bit, so I might as well...

fwb asked me tonight the last time I bottomed and I genuinely can't remember. I'm *hoping* it was sometime in the last six months but I'm honestly not sure. I should change that ASAP.

To be clear, I was getting picked up in center City Philadelphia. There's no excuse for Lyft to say "confirming driver details in 1-2 minutes" for a full half hour.

Had to wait for Lyft to finally send me a driver after waiting for over 30 minutes in 14°f while listening to straight bros say "f----t fucking r-----d" to each other over and over outside the bar and when I finally got picked up I started crying in the car. I may never be warm again.

Rabbit Rabbit

I am very much team "briar fainted for real". The wide-open eyed stagger, the unsexy fall, the snapping back into it, none of that is how someone who can't act would fake fainting.

Crazy cuz Kurt Maloney is one of the hottest dropout regulars.

So Briar Blush got two big roles with pages of dialogue, and Mandy Mango got a post-it note's worth of script for a role meant to be outshined by design. I haven't even gotten to the judging yet but I know who's going home.

Nintendo switch year in review as well as all time.

Advertising an Erika Kirk special in the middle of drag race is... a choice

Oh, you don't watch drag race? You don't like musicals? You're not gonna watch the gay hockey show? That's so brave of you to say. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?

Btw my car was repo'd, not stolen 😭 Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids

Time for dry January. Booooooooo

🥳🎉🎊🍾🥂🤮🗽🌆🌙 #HappyNewYear

Don't let 2025 end without me seeing your dick.

#GVerse Maggie Smith and Joan Plowright roasting Judi Dench for getting all the roles is genuinely the best thing you’ll see today.

Vic is geveen rong eyes 👁️👄👁️

Guess who caught a shiny Dratini motherfuckers

Don't do this to my little boy

Gay rights! 👍

"Why don't you seem interested in sex anymore?" I have been awake for 4 hours and have pooped 6 times. Nothing makes me less horny than IBS.

By god, you did it! 🇬🇧 #Dimension20

I like spending Christmas alone. I get to jerk off like eight times, surround myself with yarn and crochet hooks, order sushi, and just generally do jack shit. It's lovely.

I've got the house to myself for the rest of the week while my boyfriend is back home for Christmas, but no one ever wants to come over and take advantage of that...

I got a fun Christmas present

Hello from the land of government funded hockey yaoi

Horizontal Videos (with @samreich.bsky.social) 🤳

Here's hoping these lil gold masks will help my chronic eye bags

In a perfect world, prepping doesn’t exist. 😌

Meet Boris Tarshkokan 🧛

This looks physically painful to hold, I love her. She looks like a Pokemon.

Improv practice was cancelled so I guess I can just play with my meat all day jk I'll probably just scroll Tumblr until my back hurts from sitting like a shrimp

Guy: "wait was that you singing? When we came in we didn't realize it was karaoke and we thought it was a live band" Me and my ego that's getting so big my head won't fit out the door: "omg thx"

Girl at karaoke: "oh you sounded just like... Who's the lead singer of All Time Low?" Me, blushing brightly: "Umm you mean Alex Gaskarth?" Girl: "yeah!!" Me, fanning myself: "you have no idea how much that means to me"

these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve

two incredible anecdotes back-to-back

I like reading at work but I work at a Catholic school so I used nail polish to cover up the word "lesbian" and "dirty". I'm sorry queer women.

ah yes! a reminder of common humanity like, say, letting a generation of gay men die bc he ignored the AIDS crisis?

What they said.

Actually each time a bus leaves someone behind because they can't pay, it erodes the public's trust in a shared basic humanity, discourages everyone from using the bus, and normalizes people dying in dangerous Milwaukee winter weather.

having a merry solstice at STEERS AND QUEERS !!!

Alrighty then.

My favorite outtake from yesterday's photoshoot with @foreverletitburn.bsky.social - a cramp

Shout out to @isthiscanon.bsky.social for letting me talk out a photography concept and being my model!

I had no idea they did a rerelease!!! Who wants to buy me the switch version?

Falling in love with myself a bit tonight, and I wanna get laid so badly right now.

Luckily a few of those pounds have gone to my ass (which really needs to get ate)