I desperately need everyone to watch Knights of Guinevere by @danaterrace.bsky.social et al. I cannot stop thinking about the pilot, this will fundamentally change animation as we know it if it can fund a full season. We need KoG. I need KoG. You need KoG.

They have made references to Starstruck Odyssey in the last like five episodes of Cloudward Ho. I would bet 100 credits that @dimension20.bsky.social is working on season 2!!! Omg I can't wait.

Google every third search: "HEY DO YOU WANT US TO ENHANCE YOUR ADS WITH AI?? YOU WANT THAT, RIGHT??? LET US USE AI TO GIVE YOU MORE AAADDSS!! YOU LOVE AI AND ADS SO MUCH!! THOSE ARE YOUR TWO FAVORITE THINGS LET US DO IT!! YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET YOU TO ACCIDENTALLY TAP YES!!"

What do I have to do to get everyone to watch the Knights of Guinevere pilot on YouTube? Rarely have I taken a chance on an indie show and been so desperately enamored with every part of it. It needs six seasons and a movie, but it won't get episode two without our help. youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE?...

Currently obsessed with Knights of Guinevere

Turns out he did have a rough 2020 but not quite the way I expected

Hey #emmys wtf?

If you're reading court documents and the first thing you think of is that the evidence sounds too much like a television show you once watched, you're the one who watched too much TV.

Can't wait until you describe the process in horrific detail during an emotionally devastating scene in your next book.

Danielle Fishel just KILLED IT on #dwts and I love her

Why is Gavin Newsome emailing me like a cheating husband who wants me back but doesn't actually feel bad about what he did

Announcing the discovery of the Possum Nebula tucked in between the North America and Pelican nebula. The search is on for the Raccoon Nebula. #stars #humor #milkyway #funny #astronomy

Can I go one goddamn week without hearing about Coldplay

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

I've been watching various seasons of Project Runway, and I read that season 17 is really good so I'm watching that one now. This season aired in 2019, and there's a guy on it named Kovid. Poor fella must have had a rough 2020.

I'm pink again!!!

Can I just say, Florence put out that video of her digging a hole and screaming into it and I didn't for one second think that it was a teaser or an announcement or anything, I didn't have a single follow up question. I was just like "damn, I wish I could dig a hole and just scream into it."

While anxiously awaiting #HyruleWarriors: The Imprisoning War, I've been playing a lot of the original Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition and it's got me thinking of other franchises that need a Warriors spin-off. @nintendousa.bsky.social I hope you're listening cuz I want this market SATURATED!🧵

Wait until they hear about cats

I keep doing that thing where I've been saying "I'm almost 38" for so long that I keep thinking I'm turning 39 on Saturday but no, I'm finally turning that 38 I've been mentioning for like three months.

Ludo's "Love Me Dead" is probably the song I'd audition for something with cuz it's so theatre kid without being from a musical, and my voice is incredible for it. Maybe one day I'll post a video of me singing it.

"I'm looking at kids as I walk through the airports" if that is the only time you see kids then maybe you shouldn't be making decisions about their health

Philly stays undefeated

Obscure(ish) Mario characters/NPCs I wanna see as racers in #MarioKartWorld DLC: -Professor E. Gadd -All DK64 Kongs -Mechakoopa -Eeries -the little baseball looking guys the koopas turn into when you beat the special zone in Super Mario World -Snifit -also bring back the different color shy guys

I started watching Project Runway s21 for Utica and I'm loving it so I went back to watch s20 while waiting for new episodes and like, why does this all star season have so many hot daddies??!?!! I don't think I'm supposed to watch Project Runway *this* horny

I can't believe I haven't seen anyone talking about the Twisted Metal show, it's absolutely incredible

Don't forget, when you're feeling tired or unmotivated, a shower can really snap you out of it. Or, at minimum, it can get you attention on the internet.

A face painter came to work today and I got the BEST design!!!

I texted this to my boyfriend and he just replied "omg bed-pilled" we have got to throw our phones in a river

I have got to spend less time online. I just said out loud "I am so ready for bed. I'm just so boy-who'-ready-for-bed coded."

This heat wave is killing me

I don't understand why all these pharmacies can say "sorry we're not taking new ADHD patients" instead of at least saying "we can put you on a wait-list until we have enough stock to fill your prescription." Like, whether we blame the pharmacy or the manufacturer, it feels like discrimination.

Did my hair real good

I should get one for my boyfriend that says "let's spitroast my boyfriend together" to give a big hint that he should be helping me get spitroasted more.

Looks like the same shit I experienced with the coworkers at my last school is happening again - they accuse me left and right of being rude or disrespectful when I can't read their minds, but the second I set a clearly communicated boundary it's actively disrespected. I can't do this shit again.

I'm so excited for this play along(?) episode of #gamechanger! @gamechangershow.bsky.social

Got to start out my Friday with a staff meeting about all the reasons my new co-workers don't like me. So like, that's cool.

I got to go on a field trip with my students and got to have a little fun myself!

omg I got the glasses used in this week's reading challenge (up on YouTube) last year on AliExpress for $2

I was supposed to get my insides rearranged by a 6'5" bear today but after like 30 minutes trying and failing to get bottom ready, I gave up. Sigh. Betrayed once again.

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

Okay now that I've finished the episode, I was proven wrong with some of my predictions, but after seeing the bottom two and the lip sync song they chose? Definitely not beating the riggory allegations. 😒

Okay so before I watch what the judges have to say, here's my somewhat spoiler-free thoughts on the Snatch Game: It's clear that they cut out SO MUCH from Snatch Game to give the edit that they wanted. Three questions, but for most queens they only showed like one response.