Having that moment where I need to listen to the same song 96 times in a row every day for the next week except the lead singer of the band is beyond problematic so I have to listen in secret

Okay but Quark's blazer that doubles at a corset is serving absolute cuntress

How do I explain to normal people that the biggest reason I recently got really into Star Trek is because there's a hot Irish guy on the Internet that makes Star Trek videos and I wanna know what he's talking about so I can watch more of his videos.

This looks like a bunch of lypomas or maybe glands under the lace. I really don't like this.

Literally in the nearly 30 episodes I've seen, the only person that truly fucks with Data is that late 20th century rocker who got frozen and resurrected by Data and the guy was immediately like "hey you're the coolest guy on this ship and you should join my band have you heard of cocaine"

I'm up to season 2 of Star Trek TNG and they just seem to get better and better at bullying their friend Data. This new doctor is the biggest bully of them all! but I can't help but notice this is just how society treats autistic people. Ten minutes into the Sherlock Holmes episode and I'm fuming.

It's beyond stressful that some of the rudest, most unprofessional, and most unqualified people I've ever met have had the power to affect not just my paycheck but my entire career.

I wish I could be like "PSA: If you think I'm annoying, you're wrong I'm not actually annoying at all I'm just really excited and outgoing and enthusiastic and talk at you a lot because I think you're neat and I'm trying to establish a friendship"

No idea what this is about but I need a man to hold me like that

I've never thought about it before, but it's bizarre that we refer to Australia as a "Western" country when it's directly south of Japan, which is considered "Eastern." Like, I *know* why, but still.

I feel I only post like once a week and it's just like, a lukewarm video game take, a lukewarm drag race take, or a picture of my genitals. Unfortunately, this week's post is a lukewarm drag race opinion:

I miss three weeks ago when I didn't know what a clavicular was

People being like "oh I was born in the wrong generation" like how is that true when Pokopia just came out this year

I can't help it if @kupopup.bsky.social and @pupblizzard.bsky.social are in love with me, how is that my fault?

Some recent pictures

I don't understand how he's world's sexiest man AND world's best politician. Like, I'm glad he didn't pick just one but I feel like you're supposed to pick just one.

I kinda think more people should be burning down warehouses tbh. Just me?

Now I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about this situation, but like... smiling and shaking hands is what you do when you meet someone for the first time, right?

Rewatching drag race season 7 and I was reminded as to how hot Sasha Belle aka Frisbee Jenkins is (and yes I've seen the goods) and like... I just know if she weren't famous and we met each other at the bar, she'd be inside me by the end of the night. I just KNOW it!!

Josh Lawson calls role "dream come true" okay well why don't you fuck me about it then

I dunno I feel like they're onto something

Also as long as you're taking requests, I'd love for you to include a 5 to 30ish minute full frontal nude scene with Josh Lawson as Kano. As much bush as possible. I'm willing to accept an nc17 rating btw.

But if Sonya Blade doesn't growl "IT'S KOMBAT TIME" then I'm walking out of the theatre

On the flip side, I just watched the trailers for Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat II and I'm fucking PUMPED

Update: it didn't. Return to Silent Hill loves abandoning plot points more than I love abandoning newsletter emails.

I'm willing to watch a terrible movie if I know it's gonna be bad, especially if it's based on a video game I've played or know a lot about. Return to Silent Hill is testing my fucking limits.

Oftentimes when I leave a conversation I imagine everyone saying "does he ever shut the fuck up?" And a) the answer is no, b) I'm aware of the problem, c) I'm incapable of doing anything about it, d) so please be niceys???

Post a non-religious picture that you think of as holy

Hey, librarian here. If you find out a favorite author is a monster, don't separate the art from the author just give it the fuck up and stop supporting the monster.

Just got all five areas of Pokopia up to max level and the game didn't acknowledge it at all. Boooooooo

Boyfriend: "yeah so now when I get my blood drawn my doctor always asks if she can let AI listen to our appointment, and I'm like 'ugh okay I guess so'" Me: "umm yeah actually she legally can't do that, that's a flagrant violation of HIPAA and she could lose her license you gotta tell her no"

Omg he becomes a cart

Every fuckin' time (for context I'm just using stacks of spare blocks to fill out the area where my Moltres shrine prefab goes)

So that Starfleet Academy season finale felt like a series finale, right?

Finally being in the mood to get fucked but none of the people I actually want to fuck me being available is like having the most intense craving for Ben and Jerry's but all the store has is turkey hill. Or maybe it's like something completely different, who knows.

Now that I've got a bit more Star Trek under my belt I'm rewatching Final Space by Olan Rogers. Just as good as I remember!

Watching house of villains and it makes me wanna enter my first villain era

Covid is gone!! Unfortunately still fighting for my life against the sinus infection from hell, but at least I'm on meds now. Hopefully tonight will be my first full night's sleep since like Wednesday

How I explained to my improv classmates how sad I was I had to miss class cuz of covid (apparently it was a *really* good one)

Girl me too, like I need to take ibuprofen and my (prescribed) adderall just to feel mildly human. I feel like that WW2 soldier who took a bunch of meth to ski across Finland killing Nazis, except instead of killing Nazis I'm able to stand long enough to take a shower.

Yesterday's test on the left, today's test on the right. Looks like I'm at the beginning of this, not the end. 🤧🫩😭

I've got an improv class showcase on Saturday and they need me - we've had to miss a few classes cuz of snow so the whole class is unprepared, but I and a few others have a lot more experience so we can help keep things smooth. If I have to miss it I'm gonna be heartbroken.

UUUUGGGGGGHUUHHHHHH

None of these words were in the Bible

I wanna make a few fwb but the last few I've tried with have turned out to be a little crazy, and not in the "oh no now they're in love with me!" way but in the "got arrested for carrying an unregistered firearm and called me from jail" way.

Via crimsonender on Tumblr #pokemon

I've been watching the new Star Trek Starfleet Academy show and it's really good, but it's crazy how the first episode was this high stakes, everyone-could-die space thriller, and the next three episodes have been intergalactic Boy Meets World complete with life lessons from lesbian Mr Feeney.

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