Oh, you don't watch drag race? You don't like musicals? You're not gonna watch the gay hockey show? That's so brave of you to say. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?

Btw my car was repo'd, not stolen 😭 Should find out tomorrow if I can get it back. Stay up to date on your car payments, kids

Time for dry January. Booooooooo

🥳🎉🎊🍾🥂🤮🗽🌆🌙 #HappyNewYear

Don't let 2025 end without me seeing your dick.

#GVerse Maggie Smith and Joan Plowright roasting Judi Dench for getting all the roles is genuinely the best thing you’ll see today.

Vic is geveen rong eyes 👁️👄👁️

Guess who caught a shiny Dratini motherfuckers

Don't do this to my little boy

Gay rights! 👍

"Why don't you seem interested in sex anymore?" I have been awake for 4 hours and have pooped 6 times. Nothing makes me less horny than IBS.

By god, you did it! 🇬🇧 #Dimension20

I like spending Christmas alone. I get to jerk off like eight times, surround myself with yarn and crochet hooks, order sushi, and just generally do jack shit. It's lovely.

I've got the house to myself for the rest of the week while my boyfriend is back home for Christmas, but no one ever wants to come over and take advantage of that...

I got a fun Christmas present

Hello from the land of government funded hockey yaoi

Horizontal Videos (with @samreich.bsky.social) 🤳

Here's hoping these lil gold masks will help my chronic eye bags

In a perfect world, prepping doesn’t exist. 😌

Meet Boris Tarshkokan 🧛

This looks physically painful to hold, I love her. She looks like a Pokemon.

Improv practice was cancelled so I guess I can just play with my meat all day jk I'll probably just scroll Tumblr until my back hurts from sitting like a shrimp

Guy: "wait was that you singing? When we came in we didn't realize it was karaoke and we thought it was a live band" Me and my ego that's getting so big my head won't fit out the door: "omg thx"

Girl at karaoke: "oh you sounded just like... Who's the lead singer of All Time Low?" Me, blushing brightly: "Umm you mean Alex Gaskarth?" Girl: "yeah!!" Me, fanning myself: "you have no idea how much that means to me"

these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve

two incredible anecdotes back-to-back

I like reading at work but I work at a Catholic school so I used nail polish to cover up the word "lesbian" and "dirty". I'm sorry queer women.

ah yes! a reminder of common humanity like, say, letting a generation of gay men die bc he ignored the AIDS crisis?

What they said.

Actually each time a bus leaves someone behind because they can't pay, it erodes the public's trust in a shared basic humanity, discourages everyone from using the bus, and normalizes people dying in dangerous Milwaukee winter weather.

having a merry solstice at STEERS AND QUEERS !!!

Alrighty then.

My favorite outtake from yesterday's photoshoot with @foreverletitburn.bsky.social - a cramp

Shout out to @isthiscanon.bsky.social for letting me talk out a photography concept and being my model!

I had no idea they did a rerelease!!! Who wants to buy me the switch version?

Falling in love with myself a bit tonight, and I wanna get laid so badly right now.

Luckily a few of those pounds have gone to my ass (which really needs to get ate)

I've gained 20lbs since going off my ADHD meds and nothing has been a bigger impetus to me getting back on them than that

They should have let Dana Terrace do six seasons and a movie however she wanted with no direction or demand. The way these companies will greenlight these beautiful stories with genius creators only to cancel them after two seasons is unbelievable.

Finally finished watching the owl House in a weeklong marathon. Absolutely incredible.

Somehow I keep forgetting that there are still covid deniers and anti maskers. I just... don't get it.

Guy: *uses the r slur* Me: "don't use that word" Guy: "well if you give me another word to use..." Me: "it's 2025, I really shouldn't have to"

The people at their screens:

Watching this short anime series on Netflix called "The Orbital Children" about kids in space and one of the characters is named "Nasa Houston". Incredible.

I have started watching the gay hockey show. Haven't seen softcore porn with this much plot since college! I can't wait to see how often I bring out Canadian or Russian accents during improv over the next couple weeks...

Okay so I went through a pop punk nostalgia phase this year, sue me!

My bedroom is cold I cannot get out from under these blankets

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”