More hotel lighting. Happy Tummy Tuesday!

I don’t wanna put on clothes ugh.

These two pics go so hard. I'm so happy I tried something new instead of pressuring myself to come up with lip sync ideas

I'm gay (Everyone knows, I just wanted to say it again)

Ok I’m gonna start saving money for Pikachu and the gen 1 starters set 🤩

Tired chunk

The Dom daddy with the charismatic husky wants to throw me in the sling

Was testing something

Quote this post with your chest pics please and thank you.

Happy #fcf! my favorite day of the week, clearly:

Not Canada’s Drag Race randomly dropping our capital’s name (which, as far as I know, does not actually have lakes 😂)

I keep getting taps on grindr from “guys” that only list their instagram profiles and the various IG profiles always have similar descriptions that try to get you to visit some shady ass link. Is this happening worldwide or is it just some local scam?

Wanted to write “happy nude year” but I did that last year already so whatever 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just realized Slovene translation of Avengers Doomsday is “Avengers: Rise of Doctor Doom” 🧐

I swear this is my last handle change 😂 Going back to my tumblr name and calling myself a bookah* again. * not that anyone probably cares, but that’s a Guild Wars reference, if anyone was ever wondering

Merry chrystler everyone

Soapy #fcf

Merry Dickmass, everyone 🎅🏼

Had a suspicion ever since latest paycheck hit, but only got confirmation today that I got another raise. Around 250€/month more after taxes 🤯

Any takers? 👅 #cumshot

New cock ring, who dis? #cockring #fcf #dick

Reposting it for my #fcf entry for this week 😏

Bought my first ever cock ring and couldn’t wait to get home to try it on 😂 (bf was driving, don’t worry)

Penis for scale 👀

Anyway, obligatory showing off my shiny new toy post / photo.

One of the fastest computers in the world and it still needs half an hour to update.

Mac Mini should be arriving tomorrow 🤩

Company was fast with Christmas bonus this year. And now I have a Mac Mini M4 ordered and on its way to me 😁

One coworker made my cry from laughter after referencing the cosmic ray bit flip, out of nowhere, as a possible explanation why a bug he found couldn’t be reproduced by the devs. 😂

How I saved my car milage from going into the 1000km “bonus” you can go over for warranty, you ask? By getting sick and not driving to work all week 🤧. Follow for more life hacks.

Mutton chops status update #2… 👀 #muttonchops #beard #gay

Me if we start making out.

Status update, I was too much of a coward to let @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social shave off the goatee part of my beard 😅

Don’t ask why I even tried it, but I am dumbfounded by the fact that iOS will recognize a dick pic, and will add censorship to the photo instead of trying to remove things from image, if you use the clean up tool on one 😂 Like… thanks for that option, I guess?

Trying to decide if mutton chops should make a comeback or not 🤔

How it started 😋 // How it ended 🍑 @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social #gaysex

Playing Pokemon #LegendsZA be like…

First shiny 😁 #PokemonLegendsZA

Good morning 😋 #fcf #jerkingoff #gaybear #bear

Gotta love the casual homophobia of old men 🙄

Threw up more or less everything I ate yesterday. Fingers crossed stomach is in a better mood today 🤞🏻

Looks like it’s food poisoning kinda day for me 🙃

Also, 7 hours and 3 minutes of screen time and I’m at 21% battery left. With previous phone I’d have to charge it twice by now. 🥳

Had to reinstall a few apps to get notifications working. My memory is so shit I can’t remember the exact placement of apps on home screen before, but after rearranging them, I know they’re not in the right place by the animation of app sliding into its icon when returning to home screen 🤓

As much as Apple has made it easy to transfer old iPhone’s data to a new one, I have yet to see it work for pairing Apple Watch with the new phone. I always have to unpair it manually, factory reset it in the process, and pair it again with the new phone.

🟧 👀

Meh. Was hoping for a DLC/Switch 2 edition for Super Mario Wonder with new levels but from what they’ve shown it’s just new co-op game modes? Also the fact that they already announced DLC for the new Pokemon Legends is kinda bullshit.

Someone on Scruff sent me a video that got me feeling some kind of way 👀 #fcf #fatcockfriday

It’s 3rd year in a row that me and @ofwithlovemax.bsky.social went to an island for vacation. This is the first time, however, that there’s actual, drinking water in the apartment, not just recycled rainwater 😅