Life tip Turn off the touch feedback sounds on your iphone, it is the most annoying sound in the world.

Who's ready for a bath? 😋

Nothing like a good pup stretch before bed 😴

Nothing like a good pup stretch before bed 😴

Who's ready for a bath? 😋

Important reminder:

There's truly nothing like having a splitting headache after getting back from traveling, having no idea why as the typical remedies aren't working and now having to add "Medication withdrawal" to the list of potential reasons. 😭 Anyway, thanks for listening - have some cock!

Hey, #pup! 👀 Is there somehing you're looking for down there? 😛

There's truly nothing like having a splitting headache after getting back from traveling, having no idea why as the typical remedies aren't working and now having to add "Medication withdrawal" to the list of potential reasons. 😭 Anyway, thanks for listening - have some cock!

Well hello there, #pup! 🐶 Hope you don't mind another #FCF post.

Who's a good boy? 🥺 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, #PUP! 👀🐕

Hope everyone is getting a great lick in on this #FCF 👅🤤

Hey, #pup! 👀 Is there somehing you're looking for down there? 😛

What does everyone think of this sink? 🤔

I love these shorts but, I take 2 steps and they slide right off

Well hello there, #pup! 🐶 Hope you don't mind another #FCF post.

Who's a good boy? 🥺 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, #PUP! 👀🐕

Playing with my big bone again 🐶🦴🐽

In need of a good hole #fcf

"Hey babe, c'mere real quick - I just wanna show you something"

Hope everyone is getting a great lick in on this #FCF 👅🤤

Bouncy #FCF

"Hey babe, c'mere real quick - I just wanna show you something"

"What are you reading while on vacation with your in-laws?" Uhhhhh...

"What are you reading while on vacation with your in-laws?" Uhhhhh...

Come under the blankets and snuggle, if you happen to find something you like you can just bite down and hold there for a bit for completely innocent reasons.. 😇

So far we have: "Why do [Canadians] have to observe the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation every year?" and "Why do Germans call their country Deutschland? I don't know where they got that name from. HELP! 😭😭 I am in enemy territory!

Why are white people so embarrassing.. it's not that hard to not have an opinion on a culture you are not involved in. (He says as an embarrassing white person overhearing more embarrassing white people)

There's a 220 lb wolf in your Plufl. What's your next move?

Come under the blankets and snuggle, if you happen to find something you like you can just bite down and hold there for a bit for completely innocent reasons.. 😇

My favorite part about attending worldwide events is photo bombing the back of influencer photos and videos with the good ol' autistic stare. (these were people blocking pathways and being specifically intrusive - in case that context helps make me seem like less of a jerk 😅) Anyway enjoy the view

What a fun night but kind of a strange way to announce that Sonic was going to be at the Olympic games. 😛

I was low-key wondering if I just blacked out and imagined this last night because it felt like something I would fever dream about after being heavily overstimulated. It was pretty surreal and I would watch again! 😂

I was low-key wondering if I just blacked out and imagined this last night because it felt like something I would fever dream about after being heavily overstimulated. It was pretty surreal and I would watch again! 😂

What a fun night but kind of a strange way to announce that Sonic was going to be at the Olympic games. 😛

We made it, look for us at the Opening Ceremony (Or at least look for Dunsparce, since my face hasn't been visible 😂)

We made it, look for us at the Opening Ceremony (Or at least look for Dunsparce, since my face hasn't been visible 😂)

It's surreal to be in a country where the language is not predominantly English-speaking and understanding people more than I typically do in English purely based on what little Italian I know combined with their abundance of non-verbal communication. This feels like a true autistic experience. 😅

This #pup is going to Italy today for the Olympics - my flight will be accompanied by this lovely duo who, historically, are not the best flyers. They've never flown before!

Bark bark bark! 🐕 (A story in three parts)

Bark bark bark! 🐕 (A story in three parts)

Black or grey?

Had a fun weekend hanging with one of the goodest boys you’ll ever have the pleasure of getting licked by, @guislowpoketael.bsky.social 🥰🐶

And such a good boy Tobias was! 🐕🫂🐕

Getting drunk and discussing MTG rulings because my mind remembers far too many card interactions to keep this information to myself 😂

I mean... fair..

"Violence is never the answer" Typical Kirby Air Riders race:

"Violence is never the answer" Typical Kirby Air Riders race: