Oh hello and thank dogs it's #FCF

Oh hello and thank dogs it's #FCF

Just a casual Tummy Tuesday.. and definitely nothing else! 🐕

Just a casual Tummy Tuesday.. and definitely nothing else! 🐕

Oh it's #MonochromeMonday - I think the lighting hit me pretty good 🐶

I feel pretty good for a 35yo dog 🐕

Oh it's #MonochromeMonday - I think the lighting hit me pretty good 🐶

I feel pretty good for a 35yo dog 🐕

Do I look like a good boy? 🐶

Do I look like a good boy? 🐶

Wanna see me shake my ass in front of a room full of people? 😁

Any free to help me pull these shorts up? 🤔 They feel tighter somehow...

Any free to help me pull these shorts up? 🤔 They feel tighter somehow...

Work is stressful, can I be someone's dog for an hour instead? 🐶 I can do tricks like being adequate at deck building in most TCGs! 🥹✨

Bark bark! #PupPlay

Bark bark! #PupPlay

Work is stressful, can I be someone's dog for an hour instead? 🐶 I can do tricks like being adequate at deck building in most TCGs! 🥹✨

Happy Monochrome Monday!! The weekend is never long enough! 🫠 #MCM #PupPlay

Gideon (@were.dog) takes my bone like a champ 😈🐾 right down to my bush

Happy Monochrome Monday!! The weekend is never long enough! 🫠 #MCM #PupPlay

Ugh... Lazy Saturdays, amiright? 🐶 Anyway, here's a bone for your troubles! 😋

Any pups need a bone to bite this #FCF? 👀

Any pups need a bone to bite this #FCF? 👀

Growing up is realizing that other people aren't walking encyclopedias of the competitive viability of any specific Pokemon within the VGC and that's okay 🥹 Will I apply this knowledge to play Pokemon competitively? Absolutely not 😭 Anyway I'm off to have another panic attack in Pokemon Champions!

Life tip Turn off the touch feedback sounds on your iphone, it is the most annoying sound in the world.

Who's ready for a bath? 😋

Nothing like a good pup stretch before bed 😴

Nothing like a good pup stretch before bed 😴

Who's ready for a bath? 😋

Important reminder:

There's truly nothing like having a splitting headache after getting back from traveling, having no idea why as the typical remedies aren't working and now having to add "Medication withdrawal" to the list of potential reasons. 😭 Anyway, thanks for listening - have some cock!

Hey, #pup! 👀 Is there somehing you're looking for down there? 😛

There's truly nothing like having a splitting headache after getting back from traveling, having no idea why as the typical remedies aren't working and now having to add "Medication withdrawal" to the list of potential reasons. 😭 Anyway, thanks for listening - have some cock!

Well hello there, #pup! 🐶 Hope you don't mind another #FCF post.

Who's a good boy? 🥺 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, #PUP! 👀🐕

Hope everyone is getting a great lick in on this #FCF 👅🤤

Hey, #pup! 👀 Is there somehing you're looking for down there? 😛

What does everyone think of this sink? 🤔

I love these shorts but, I take 2 steps and they slide right off

Well hello there, #pup! 🐶 Hope you don't mind another #FCF post.

Who's a good boy? 🥺 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, #PUP! 👀🐕

Playing with my big bone again 🐶🦴🐽

In need of a good hole #fcf

"Hey babe, c'mere real quick - I just wanna show you something"

Hope everyone is getting a great lick in on this #FCF 👅🤤

Bouncy #FCF

"Hey babe, c'mere real quick - I just wanna show you something"

"What are you reading while on vacation with your in-laws?" Uhhhhh...

"What are you reading while on vacation with your in-laws?" Uhhhhh...