Can i be your lil spoon?

Awooooooooooooooooooooo

Ate too much... *flops*

Seriously want a cabin in the woods weekend And a Provincetown weekend

Oh you did a great job spring cleaning! *sneezes and explodes husky fluffy everywhere * Oooppppps #fursuitfriday

Love seeing the DLCC in the background shots of The Pitt

Which one of you AV nerds made this?

Update... no hotdog today... I'm a sad pup

I want a hotdog

Smoked porkchops for dinner!

Awooooooooraaaaaaraaaaaraaaaarrrrrraaaaaaarrrraaaaaaaarrraaaaaaaaraaaaaaraaaaaraaaaarrrrrraaaaaaarrrraaaaaaaarrraaaaaaaaraaaaaaraaaaaraaaaarrrrrraaaaaaarrrraaaaaaaarrraaaaaaaaraaaaaaraaaaaraaaaarrrrrraaaaaaarrrraaaaaaaarrraaaaaaaaraaaaaaraaaaaraaaaarrrrrraaaaaaarrrraaaraaaaaaraaaaaaaaaa TLDR PET ME!

*swears at solidworks electrical*

My undies drop for British, irish, and Australian accents.

Anyone wana go to Furrydelphia with me?

Haven’t drawn this dog in a while, figured it couldn’t hurt ;) 🐶: @pabstshepherd.bsky.social

Can I have a twink to cuddle with please?

10

I enjoy my alone time but I wish I had less of it...

Hello Boston, I am inside you!

Yep Boston Walkies today! Who wana meet up and explore?

Hmmmm Boston Walkies or state park walkies?

I judge people by their battery level on snapchat maps... Y'all live dangerously with your battery level

Why won't the lottery gods pic me? I promise to be a good boy and stuff!

I need gay bar night asap

I don't want to work anymore

Really want hot dogs rn

A bidet was a great investment

Needy sheps in your area!

Dogs

I would like a puppy to snuggle plz

Shot #2 of wegovy down! Already down 6lbs!

Meetings where people just go on and on kill me

I demand pets!

WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONGS TO WATCH NURSE JACKIE?

🎤🎶Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted, Sir gets quite irate🎶

@theeternalfloof.bsky.social I just finished watching Fast t Times at Ridgemout High...

Should I furrydelphia again?

ISO a house boy to clean and cook but also dominate me...

"Blowing a processor" sound like your having fun with a Protogen

Why am I such a horny mess in the morning? Legit want to be a good boy rn

It doesn't matter what roll Patrick Warburton plays he is always Puddy.

I feel like i should make a bad decision sometime

I declare its a The Cranberries playlist day

Shhhhh don't tell anyone I added distilled water to the saline storage on this test equipment thats been sitting for 6 months... Hopefully there isn't a salt clog in the tubing like last time

6 mike walkies done 20 min mile average, tired dog is tired

*opens a bag of pretzels *

*plays dead to avoid work*

I don't know who needs to hear this. But highway on ramps were engineered for you to be able to do the speed of the highway. You are merging into not 30 below it....

Can I be your puppy? I "promise" to be a good puppy

First shot of wegovy done! Maybe this time next year I'll start my otter arc!