Looking for a room at Furcationland in the holiday Inn April 9th through 12th. Anyone got a room they don't need or have a spot for a dog?

Hold the bottom of your phone to your open mouth to hear the amazin bass!

I need someone to cook me healthy meals for lunch and dinner and make sure i don't snack of junk food. They should also drag me to the gym or on walkies. I can pay in dog affection, sticks, and chewed up tennis balls!

Hold the bottom of your phone to your open mouth to hear the amazin bass!

My neighbor made mini rum cupcakes... drenched in rum with rum also in the icing. They are heckin amazing! I'm pretty sure I'm buzzed

Hot single sheps in you're area!

Dearest lottery gods, if you let me win I'll be a gooder boy!

Would accept being locked long term for a boyfriend...

Dog time please!

Going to the groomer after work! Got my fav alphabet mafia stylist!

*gives @chipperwolf.bsky.social a vegetable stew and pets while calling him a good boy*

Me and who?

Stupid telegram taking down hot telegram channels...

Is it beer 30 yet?

I just wana snooze forever and get pet

If I bite a bat do they become a dog?

Would you?

Would you?

I wana hug @smudged.bsky.social

Can i bite you?

I just want to be someone's toy

Is it too much to ask to be woken up by bellyrubs?

Bunnies are food

*sets goals in a reachable position at work and blows it out of the water so the boss thinks I'm great* *watches youtube at my desk the rest of the day*

6 to 8 inches is the perfect amount

Can i be your weighted blanket?

@chipperwolf.bsky.social is a cute lil werewuff!

Truth!

I'd be stacking and bappin friends with my tail to build a dam!

What if i had a beaver fursuit?

I need a dog to cuddle

I'm a good son buying my parents a new desktop... And a smart one for giving them restricted accounts so they don't install anything unless it's from the Microsoft store. Or make any system changes so I don't have to play admin weekly.

*flops on your lap*

*throws my empty dogbowl*

Can someone in Canada or England adopt me?

Wooooo credit cards all paid off! Now to dump money on the car payments! And of course furry cons

I'm starting a go pet me account I'm in need of pets cause I'm a good boy and work is too stressful for me to be able to relax. How much pettin will I get?

Alton brown sloppy joes!

Who am I having for lunch?

Mascots that cause trouble are my favorite

I'm starting a go pet me account I'm in need of pets cause I'm a good boy and work is too stressful for me to be able to relax. How much pettin will I get?

What if i was in suit all day and can only speak in dog...

I just wana dog all over you

Boooooo uber bought spothero, i don't want dynamic prices for parking!

Life tip Turn off the touch feedback sounds on your iphone, it is the most annoying sound in the world.

*steals all the blankets*

I wish I was the snow so I could be plowed...

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Cool! Thundersnow!

I'm still daydreaming of the brisket chili I had for lunch today... i need more!