Do the thing

I'm walking dick first into the weekend

Isometric Mockup

New nipples made me immediately pop a bone 🦴 Now no one touch em! 👌😅

See what I mean? 🤭

Daddy’s gonna gape you

Just relax and let me do all the work 😈🍆

As promised. That load felt thick af. Suppose it’s a theme. 😁

wearing a mandalorian shirt and thinking of all the nasty things I’d let pedro pascal do to me 🤭

Motivation

I'm not feeling super sexy this week so here's an FCF from the archives.

anyone need a beefy canadian to keep them warm this winter? 🍁❄️🇨🇦

Ok Bluesky, let's see those face cards.

Heads or tails?

Nobody: My dick every morning: ⬆️🫡

My best shower pic for FCF 🚿

I don’t mind if you watch me drying off after the shower 🤭

And on Sundays we rest(watch football). Here’s the first of a few classic clips of Dad and PupBiff

Your up next champ

Hey there baby boy 😘

Working from home is my favorite!

Bluesky is Tumblr content in a Twitter experience with the vibes of Friendster, the smarts of Wikipedia, and the horny of Craigslist

✨Get to know me!✨ Name: Lance Orientation: pan Height: 6'7" Sign: Taurus Age: 48 Fav Color: Green Fav Animal: Dogs Fav Food: any curry Fav Drink: water/whiskey Day/Night: day Cold/Hot: cold Season: Autumn Status: married/poly

When the husband drew me like one of his French girls #TBT

Tit & tummy Tuesday

Monochrome Monday butt

It’s been over a week since I posted anything so have these

Wet lil doggy

Monochrome Monday

How you doin on this beautiful Sunday?

Friendly reminder ✨

20 years on the 18th. Surprised anyone could put up with my shenanigans that long.

Am I doin this FCF thing right?

Day off vibes. FF7 and my balls.

Cute new Aussiebum unders