Oh so hey there’s a 2-3 minute video of me jerking off and blowing a load this morning on my OF.

Finally back to the gym after a long time away. I think it’s working.

Having one of those workdays where quitting my job to make porn and escort feels like the right response to the situation.

Your view on our tropical vacation

I love that this ball stretcher can only be removed with a hex key. Now all I need is a dom dad to put me in it and “manage” the key for me. 😈

I love how these fit. The front pouch is so low, feeling like an absolute slut.

Loving the fit on this one.

I would like this to be me next birthday.

Oh hey down there

Feeling hefty with my new ball stretchers.

Oh hey, good morning. Climb in.

TGIFcf

I wouldn’t normally cross post someone’s instagram ad content, but holy shit I have never wanted something to be wrong with my roof more than right now. www.instagram.com/p/DT_lWuyjMD...

So I know there have been studies ranking countries by average penis length - but where are the studies ranking countries by penis *girth*?

Okay I mean what the actual fuck is up with Kristi Noem’s eyes.

Who's your Daddy?

Fuck. AGAIN?

Technically every day is Thong Thursday for me lately, but here’s today’s selection.

So I'm enjoying a video by @itsdurden.bsky.social, and right in the middle of getting railed he just flat asks the guy "call me names?" - and that moment has lived rent free in my head for days, because:

I want your hands all over my pecs

I am pro body shaving - but only in cases where the reason is because it makes the person doing it feel like an absolute slut. 🥵😈

I love bouncing on this when I'm horny 😈 new video out now! You know where to go!

So I've got an OF that I haven't been putting a lot of effort into... but thinking maybe its time that changes. Who wants to make some content with me in the next few weeks? 😈

Thick Daddy dick wants to live in your butt. Rent paid in loads. 💰🍆 💦 💵 🍑🏡

Woke up with a rager.

Been upping my himbo headspace by wearing only thongs and jocks as my regular underwear. Getting mildly addicted to the feel of something rubbing my hole all day.

Sunday Chest day done

New glasses.

Still hairy. Still got a belly.

Every time I see a tiktoker BB waxing poetic about how he *loves and prefers* eating completely unseasoned food on a strict schedule I start thinking about how the Venn diagram of bodybuilding and autism has *must* have a ton of overlap.

GRWM - Wednesday Date Night edition

*Checks definition of “muscle tits”, sees this picture.* 🥵😍🤤

You’re looking great. Go out there and kill it today. 💚

Who wants to help me take care of this morning wood?

Woke up hanging heavy. I love when my cock gets this full when I’m soft.

That thing where you blow a new buddy and his husband on uour way home from the gym (like ya do), clock the model of Deep Space 9 on a desk at their house while you’re putting your shoes back on and feel 100% like you’ve picked the right dicks to suck.

Working my arms off getting ready to help host TWISTED BEAR this Saturday at the Seattle Cuff!

Last evening in Ptown

What would you do if you walked in on me like this in a sketchy washroom? #tummytuesday

Did somebody say Thong Thursday?

Who wants to see my fat cock locked up?

My new hat makes me SUPER horny.

Resolution for 2026: pump my cock at least 4x/week.

In 2025 I want to build giant, overdeveloped pecs. The kind that are so big and *just* a little out of proportion to the rest of my muscles so it’s almost embarrassingly obvious to folks I have a pec and nipple fetish. #muscletits #baratits

Spent the evening of Jan 1 with my mouth full of six different cocks and then got railed multiple times by three of them. 2026 is off to a solid start.

Just a general reminder that if you find my non-spicy instagram after enjoying my spicy content here, you should absolutely open a DM there with some sort of filthy sexual overture and not worry about “making it weird”. I am bad at guessing about that sort of thing. 😅