I suppose I owe you all a dick pic after that censored one.

Throwback…Saturday? 10 years ago. I refer to this time as my “super fitness boy” era. Alas the uncensored original is lost to time.

Woke up thick.

Having one of those days where I really just wanna blow off work and spend the day gooning while bouncing on a fat dildo.

Knock knock.

Maybe this will be the year I get that birthday gangbang.

Still liking the mustache-forward facial hair.

Kinda digging this morning’s cpap hair. 😂

I’ve got all these slutty speedos and no pool party to wear them at. 😭

Are there still non-fetish use cases for jockstraps in sports? It seems like the sporting world has moved on to compression shorts even for sports that need a cup.

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

Woke up tumescent

I made a conscious choice to make this account solely about dicks and butts - both in my content and the content I consumed. Trying really hard to resist engaging in “pot lick ical” content so it doesn’t contaminate my feed since I have other primary sources for that.

Since I’m cold AF, here’s something for the connoisseurs of small softies. I’m definitely a grower.

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1. Black licorice, aka “the food with the least nutritional value that tastes the most like poison”

Summer look activated

Putting on my summer hair

The difference between a dream and a goal isn’t if you complete it. A goal is just a dream with a rough plan and a little research attached to it.

Realizing I could never make a career in adult services cause my sex drive has this long-wave pattern of being absolutely overwhelming for 2-3 months followed by 2-3 months of barely feeling like jerking off. Wish I could say I was cycling or something, but it’s just the way I’m wired I suppose.

Fuuuuuuuuck 🥵🤤

Thinking about that exquisite feeling of pulling a thong back on after getting railed - feeling it rub up against my wrecked hole in a way I’ll notice for hours. 🥵

I fucking love this dynamic.

Every time I see a pic of this guy I have to resist the urge to fall to my knees. 🤤

In my Graham Platner era.

The restroom in this Safelite auto glass location smells like old spice and it’s making me want to suck daddy dick real bad.

Feeling cute today.

So my dick works fine (when I don’t psych myself out, lol) - but damn if I’m not a little envious of the dudes who’ve had to get the inflatable implants. Rigid on demand, pick just the right level of tumescent dickprint in a speedo - it has an appeal.

It’s not “awkwardly put up with having sex with a dude” for pay, guys - it’s *gay* for pay. Put some care into your craft, straight boys.

Goddamn what is it about hotels that turn me absolutely feral? Doesn’t even have to be a room. A lobby restroom is enough. Point being that I am just leaking cum now from a blown out hole. 😉

I’m up.

I love this angle

I wanna look like this when I grow up. 🤤

Wonder if any of these OF performers running the “pretend to be interested in the subscriber” AI bots realize they’re basically training someone out there to be their stalker.

I was never really a fan of pre-AI bots automating OF chats, but this thing now where an AI chatbot pretends to be the performer randomly starting a conversation with you makes me fucking *rage*

Spring cleaning: garage edition.

So I’m in Orlando. What’s good that’s not a megathemepark?

Saturday softie. Feeling pretty good about my leg workouts rn. ☺️

Mood lighting

Watching Tetris again and like always, I am rooting for Henk and Alexei to just start grappling, tongues roughly thrust into each other’s mouths, hands gripping and rubbing, steel hard erections grinding against each other through their pants, desperate to get out.

I got so much dick this weekend. My hole is the good kinda sore. The kind that wants more. 😈

Using my underwear fetish to re-fetishize my relationship with the gym. If I’m at the gym I’m probably wearing one of my sluttier thongs. Rubbing up against my hole to remind me why I’m working out - to be as fuckable as possible.

This is 100% my ideal Daddy type. 🤤

Freshly fucked and bred by a hot muscled rugby boy. Got a pot of beef bones rendering down to stock. In the hot tub with a glass of good whisky. Feeling good about life.

This is one of the hottest things I have ever seen.

Man my back has gotten hairy as I’ve gotten older. Also how the fuck did my junk get so…tan? 🤣

A lot more cardio in the mix, but chest day always gets done.