I made a cover of "From now on" from DELTARUNE in my symphonic metal style. Those drums are diabolical.

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

in city government, we're not allowed to accept thank-you cards

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

i know she says not to worry about that other guy, but... he's got that HVAC autism, and i've got is the minecraft autism.....

Mobster who's pronouns are dey/dem

I've been thinking about it and I would absolutely be that criminal who involves herself in the police investigation for the thrills

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

Is it possible to learn this power

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

I am progressively going to alienate the entire audience I've built up because it's funny

the secret they don't want you to know is it's actually really easy to make great video games, and every time a game is bad it was made bad intentionally to piss you off

diglett bus

the exploits of yuri gagarin imply the future existence of yaoi gagarin who will be the final soul to orbit the earth

Bunnygirl RTS/TBS unit who says "on the hop" and "bouncing over" when you order her to move somewhere.

forcing the ultimate suffering upon my legendza trainer (reverse PMD situation as backstory) because i am an evil person

tem strong

This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥

So, You Wore A Dress For Halloween and Now You Want To Do It Every Day

omw

sorry I don't understand the ballgame hype can u explain it to me like a satellite that has developed sentience in a future 15751 years from now where humans no longer die of old age

#NightInTheWoods #NiTW

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

reassuring my coworker that he will one day surpass his father

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

gave her a pretty anime magic girl dress to practice

Vampirism is inherently gay. Straight vampires are purely an invention of the media.

How are girls so cute actually. Like, beyond comprehension. We should be funding studies on this.