Incidentally, I finally realized why the tracking info they emailed me wasn't working (which is why I downloaded the Shopify app in the first place). AYN initially shipped it out via a company called YunExpress. The tracking link had the carrier as Yunda Express. They're two different companies.

Dudes Rock

🤖 MLB 🔁 by SFGiants These dudes are grilling corn on a kayak in McCovey Cove 🌽

Someone has to teach The Youth how to pay with cash, because I'm getting annoyed by, for example, being handed a bunch of bills that are all rolled up. Like, come on, if your total is $27 and change, you shouldn't be handing over a $20 wrapped in 10 $1's. Don't count by vibes, man.

I know it's apples to oranges, but I can't help but laugh at 173 RWD Cybertrucks sold because my old 3-wheeler, the ElectraMeccanica Solo, sold 429 when they had to recall it.

The most hilarious part of this is that the recall only affects 173 total vehicles, because that's all Tesla's sold of its rear wheel drive model.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Ah! Well, glad i got mine

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Man, listening to sports radio and they want Vitello GONE. But like, it's funny, because they know he's far from the worst problem facing the Giants. It's also funny because we're, what, 6 weeks into the season? And he's on a 3-year contract.

I have absolutely no idea why people are acting like Star Fox zero was also a remake of 64. It's not!? The levels are all different. Is it just because the plot is the same? it's a shmup!!! That's like saying Super Mario World is a remake of Super Mario Bros. Like what the fuck are you on about???

so you think 2006 thy were normal? at that point they were crashing the world economy, anti-womens rights, and fighting tooth and nail to deny gay people rights. so no, still evil. when weren’t they? it doesn’t exist. the “principled conservative party” is a fantasy made up to whitewash extremists

Alright, fine, I guess I'll actually watch the Direct

Now that I'm home, I can tell you that the biggest cheers by far were for the Devers homer, and for an old lady celebrating her 100th birthday with her first in-person game. And honestly, I think the old lady got bigger cheers.

Anyway, for no particular reason, I think I'll play Star Fox 64 on my Nintendo Switch on this boat ride

Oh fuck, they put me on the jumbotron

and that's the ballgame

Pretty nice view of the field imho

A huge thing to the credit of Ted Turner: he was widely criticized for his dumb and stupid classic movie colorization scheme and instead of doubling down and crashing out over the negative publicity, he listened to the criticism and launched Turner Classic Movies.

Oops, accidentally revealed they've never been in school

<aristocrats voice> The Resistance!

Almost had a heart attack because I got to the train station a few minutes early and saw, well, the train leaving. But the conductor was nice enough to call out from the window that the trains are all about 10 minutes late.

Was looking for things to download onto my phone and learned I apparently didn't watch the season 1 finale of Fallout on Amazon Prime??? Huh.

so who had jesus rodriguez hitting his first career homer before bryce eldridge on their bingo card

Hey, has anyone figured out if there's a way to make YouTube not give you the auto-dubbed version of videos I'm trying to watch a short of a Japanese Vtuber talking about when her dad found her porn, I don't need a machine translated voice talking over a fan's translation

When you try to defend yourself and think you logged into a burner, but you logged into your mommy's acct

Speaking of, I wonder if my Switch's battery indicator is back to being a random number generator like when Bender was set to be executed for the crime of being Santa...

I'm looking forward to taking public transit to the Giants game tomorrow, but I have to acknowledge that it being a cheaper and less stressful option than driving and parking in SF also comes with the fact that it takes a lot longer.

Another reason to both a) stop mass surveillance and b) start funding public transit

Out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to see what the guy is up to now, and... it's not a pretty picture! So, first off, every tweet before Christmas last year has been deleted. Then he spent the last week of 2025 trying to get attention on three of his business ideas.

Thinking about that one Folding Ideas video, especially the part about the guy who kept going around to GameStop and Bed Bath & Beyond locations hyping this guy up as a genius. Man.

Hey hey whoa hey whoa The Giants have a multiple-run lead? Is that legal???

"Grandpa, do I have a strange way of speaking?" "Romeo, I don't know how to say this to you, but you have a strange way of speaking."

Suda dialogue is like its own flavor of awkward Lynch delivery where everyone talks like they're the first person to speak in a conversation. "Grandpa, I think we're gonna have to kill this guy" "I'm looking at this guy and Romeo, you're going to have to kill him."

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

For some reason, I thought this had been averted. Maybe I'm thinking of an even stupider plan that would've flooded communities...

IRL NFTs

Hey quick question: what the fuck are these

After not getting any information through the link in the email, I just went ahead and downloaded Shopify like some kind of normie to see what it says. It's in the air now 👀

I'm not gonna pretend I know the history of jailbreaking iPhones, but considering how the very first one came out halfway through 2007, I refuse to accept jailbreaking them as a part of 2000s culture.

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

Hey quick question: what the fuck are these

I know it would be foolish to expect one or two call-ups to fix a lineup that has, what, four obvious black holes? but how dope would it be if i get to see him hit a finger into the water

this is the fat fucking Bird. and he is currently carrying 14 dollars