Teachers, when the last bell of the year rings

Yeah, but his guests down there are 🔥🔥🔥

A Republican president having been in office for some amount of time.

THIS WAS AT A NOKINGS PROTEST MAM I AM HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING.

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

Oh my god... The Beaver is Darkseid.

They should've given Martin Short some sort of special Oscar for just the facial expressions he makes in this scene. bsky.app/profile/benc...

I like the Winter Olympics

We told you we all needed weapons to defend ourselves against a future government that would shoot us in the streets. What we didn’t tell you is that we have helped bring you that government. by the NRA

Whether it was Republicans nominating a convicted felon or Democrats nominating a woman, both parties left voters with an impossible choice in 2024.

What awful thing are these dildoes gonna do today to ruin MLK day?

You wouldn't think he had a drinking problem just by looking at him....

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

youtu.be/9zvcAotOQic?... "I can dig it" Always tickles my giblets

Replace 'dogs' with any minority and Garfield is the president

Decades of conservatives mocking the idea that everyone is a winner — and now this.

We were honored to present the Medal of Yavin to President Trump at yesterday's inaugural Main Character Awards.

Had to do a double take

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Only ONE Spengler around here.

Independence Day (1996)

"I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York"

Shoulda used horsey sauce....

Be richer, ya normies!

Only bread needs to be in loaf form

56 Years Ago Today:

Just saw him in Indy last night. He is really funny. This is good stuff.

Jumbo Tron (2025)

You think Clint Barton's favorite dish is arroz con pollo?

People saying 'bespoke' a bunch lately.

Seeing Metamorpho in #Superman brought back some good memories of listening to this record on repeat back in the day. (21:39 if you want his story) youtu.be/c76u2T0OoPY?...

We are past the halfway mark of 2025 and I am NOT close to this goal!

Somewhere in the multiverse, this is a George W. Bush at Yale book from the writers of MAD

There's someone out there who will tell you Y2K happened. He's not going to explain it to you, just do your own research

JINGO!

Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher...

Good thing these were discontinued before they did serious damage to our image abroad.

my mom just sent me her sign for tomorrow. no notes.

I just had this same thought and I'm glad someone else did too

This guy was in his 30s when this show was on.

Cap'n Crunch Oops All Winners

Always wondered what this utensil was called. A Honey Dipper!

There are 518 days until the midterm elections when all 435 House seats and 1/3 of the Senate will be up for grabs

The ABCs of Muting Uncle John's Facebook During June: A Town Hall for Kids & Families (2025)

Cottage Cheese Walnut sounds like something the girls at Ewan High would call Carrie