Nah fuck this cold let's bring back balaclavas

How are things going back in the dark place, you ask?

Robyn releasing horny music when it's literally too cold to take your clothes off indoors is rude.

It's honestly wild the number of times I've left a bag on the bus/train and a nice Londoner has passed it in for me 😌

Must be hard for a Met Officer to solve a murder without being able to turn the cameras off 🙄 #traitors

Welsh people are so scary I'm glad they're not real #traitors

In case you were wondering how they're doing back in the dark place...

In case you were wondering how they're doing back in the dark place...

Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.

Kier is the only human rights lawyer to see Guernica and say "I can do that"

Kier Starmer studying international human rights law...

Slightly concerned this was calculated by the same system that has my card on file... 🤔

Not to be a snowflake but who is giving out awards for campaigns for violence against women?

I'd want to be picked as a Traitor just to to shout GOOSE and chase Claudia round the table

In 2026 I'm regressing to passive-aggressively posting cryptic song lyrics

She just realised it's Jessie J on one channel, Ronan Keating on the other...

Of COURSE Heated Rivals was written by a woman only a yaoi girl could write this high-grade smut

It feels so real now #2026

"fat-coke" has got to be one of my favourite modern Britishisms

Train Manager: we are SO sorry about this sudden 17 minute delay... Me, googling Delay Repay:

I'm like, really excited about the Hit Me Hard and Soft movie? Need James Cameron to do Rosalía next so I never have to go to The O2 again.

[God texting archangel Gabriel a picture of a shimmering fountain of incandescent light, so pure that it distorts everything around it] literally me

[archangel Gabriel texting archangel Michael a picture of a funny looking human he observed through the ethereal veil] that's you that is

Could any Aberdeen oomfie do me a huge favour? I left some stuff in my hotel in central and need some help posting it down 🥺

Can't stop thinking about Mason Alexander Park's performance and how deeply, hilariously unwell the human mind must become delving into Cole Escola'e mannerisms like that.

I've only had Tidal a few months it's a bit top heavy with Ethel

Every Podcaster: With Aura Frames you can send photos straight from your phone to your family's living room! Gay Men: I'm gonna stop you right there...

Mandatory smug post that I don't have a Spotify Unwrapped because Tidal pay artists a tenth of a penny instead a hundredth. I'm basically a hero 😌

A rare fuckup from Mad Men's costume department. That's not what a vomit-hoseman wore in the 60s at all.

ON ONE HAND: this is a shame and something that should’ve been handled long before the highly publicized rollout ON THE OTHER HAND: huge day for the vomit hose guy

i worked in the wine industry for HOW MANY YEARS and no one told me rat sommelier was an option

I saw Pillion months ago but now it's finally out can we talk about how perverse it was that they depicted a barbershop quartet performing brazenly in a British pub

Wait, what? I MUST see this!

If I owned an aviation company I would simply not name it using a verb meaning "to drop, suddenly"

Was in the gym thinking "where has all my stamina gone" when I realised all Ive eaten for two days is butterys

Personal screens are a curse like I'm just sat here on the liz line and the man next to me is replaying a video of a blonde woman provocatively stroking a starfish 😑

Gen Z don't even know the half about how cringe we Millennials have been. Tell them about the time we were all horny for Helvetica.

I'm really curious to see what party where eventually floats a populist anti-ai platform, and how it'll fare.

tedious to see "the government don't actually believe in what they're doing, it's political strategy to neuter Reform" doing the rounds. it doesn't matter! if I stab you to impress some people watching, while assuring you that actually I like you and wish you no ill will, you've still been stabbed

Catching up on Drag Race UK and it's such a cute makeover episode. But all the contestants are too young to remember Dinnerladies 😭😭😭😭

gas leak

Yeah I think I'm alright.

As someone who finds human interactions confusing sometimes Traitors really cheers me up reminding me noone has a clue either

Angel down!!!!

My favorite comment on the FT story

Ok hear me out. Cast Nick and Joe as Wheels and The Legman solving crimes

My queen! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭