THANK GAWD THAT AT LEAST NO ONE'S SINGING THE NEVERENDING STORY SONG THIS TIME! #StrangerThingsS5

I see that there's a limited sub-model of Jeep Wrangler called Commando. Obviously, this is a Jeep that refuses to wear underwear.

#PamBondi should be disbarred immediately. Fuck this episode of The Twilight Zone that we're living in, it sucks.

Would someone please drive a stake through Laura Loomer's atrophied vestigial heart, please?

If they hadn't done What I told them not to do They'd still be alive. Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen)

Too late! I've been dead inside for several years.

People, #TheLifeOfChuck is the best movie you can see this year. It's a crime that it's showing on so few screens.

With Google Maps. Duh. search.app/XmKU8

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

I quote that scene all the damn time. It's brilliant.

#PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

They prove it every single day.

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm... #GoodTattoo @kristyclueless.bsky.social

P.s. Fuck you, Nancy Mace. #Asshole

But they still don't understand apostrophes.

www.kivitv.com/news/six-men... She repeatedly asked to see thier badges and screamed "do not touch me" when it was clear they were not law enforcement, then she went limp to make their illegal attempts to remove her more difficult. How is this not assault?

Wild

What is he hawking today?

Guys, I'm really starting to regret my vote for #ElonMusk.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Any reference to DOGE needs to be stated….”DOGE: Department of Greedy Elon” EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME.

Robert the cat guarding my driveway. Against bunnies. #Bobcat

Murder kitty. @godlessbitch.bsky.social #Bobcat

Take a deep breath and enjoy positive news from around the world 🌍 🌱 (a thread) 1/3

I'm surprised the cocksucker didn't try to blame Gavin Newsom for the crash.

Fuck yeah.

www.reddit.com/r/shittytatt... @kristyclueless.bsky.social

Aaron Rogers warning the Senate to not underestimate RFK Jr gives me the giggles. Yeah, okay, Aaron, you rocket surgeon.

Good morning to all my fellow "fake" atheists.

I'm thinking of starting an impeachment pool, where we make guesses as to how many times the fucker gets impeached this time, and the date of the first one. Who's in? #FuckTrump

You might even say it's a shithole country.

Count Orlock sure wheezes a lot for someone who doesn't need to breathe. #Nosferatu

This is certainly unusual. @kristyclueless.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

Laura Loomer / Elon Musk feud.

@duluthatheist.bsky.social Dude!

Legit question.

Correction to an earlier story: When Nancy Mace bit the raccoon, she gave him rabies. Please donate to his GoFundMe. His vet bills are outrageous.

With the new influx seeing more of those "but don't you want opposing views" guys and buddy I not only want an echo chamber but a fucking sensory deprivation tank from you little shits

FAFO