The porn bots requesting to follow me on Instagram are all pretending to be in the US military now. Do the bots feel like this makes them more realistic or do they just view war as a trending topic? I feel like a good sci-fi author could really expand upon this but I’m too sleepy & have a migraine.

I know that commercialization ultimately destroys the sentiment behind holidays, but I think I might make an exception for the heart shaped pizzas they make for Valentine’s Day. That shit slaps.

It’s important to create your own little side quests while playing Bethesda games, which is why I just spent 30 minutes selling dozens of Potions of HRT to every merchant in the Imperial City of Cyrodil.

This frog visited my island in Animal Crossing and my honest to god first reaction was “Ew, is that Laura Loomer?” Then I immediately apologized to the frog because Laura Loomer WISHES she was Jambette and Jambette didn’t deserve that comparison.

I saw this on my Facebook feed and thought it was either a satirical art piece or a meme. After contemplating the intended meaning for a minute or so, I realized it was literally just a Temu ad.

It takes me on little experimental journeys sometimes and I just let it. It showed me hijabi styling videos for awhile and I was like “Hell yeah, I could be Muslim for all you know.” Sometimes it shows me Slavic videos and I’m like “Hell yeah, I could be Slavic for all you know.” Keep ‘em guessing.

The TikTok algorithm periodically shows me videos in Spanish and I watch them every time because I don’t want the app to know too much about me. Maybe I speak Spanish, maybe I don’t. It’s none of TikTok’s business. 🤷🏻

A wild ass sentence. Who watches TikToks out loud while pooping in the bathroom? I’m glad we shared this moment together though. If anyone ever asks me what I remember about Charlie Kirk being shot, this is what I’ll tell them.

Currently istening to one of my coworkers find out about Charlie Kirk as they’re watching TikToks while we’re both pooping in the bathroom.

We left the house for a little over 24 hours to celebrate our anniversary and here’s a summary of how the cats handled our absence.

Sometimes when a person dies it’s not a tragedy because the bastard actually deserved death. James Dobson was one of those people. #restinpiss

My hobbies include taking a gummy, following every beautiful woman that comes across my FYP on TikTok, and then getting overwhelmed if any of them follow me back. (I have so many beautiful mutuals. I don’t understand how this happened.)

Be the reason HR sends out an email saying that Kidz Bop covers are banned from the workplace. 😌

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I have yet to see the new Superman, but hearing people talk about it has helped me finally understand Lex Luthor for the first time in my life. If obsession can inspire an assassination attempt on Reagan just to get Jodie Foster’s attention, it can explain all the bullshit that Lex gets up to.

Earlier this week at work, I was struggling to get a door to stay held open by the magnetic latch on the wall. One of my coworkers came over and said “Here’s the trick to getting it to stay.” Without thinking, I responded “You have to be pure of heart, and I’m not.” 🫠

When people ask me how I feel about our home, I often respond by enthusiastically telling them that there are at least five different types of bees in our yard. It only recently occurred to me that the average person might not view this as a good thing.

In a groundbreaking new study, three out of three cats want to smell my dusty feet. (I went to Greek Fest & accidentally stepped in a puddle while wearing sandals before walking around on gravel & dirt so my feet are coated in a layer of dust that the cats apparently find worthy of investigation.)

Owl Familiar for the #hauntedgardenartchallenge

I thrifted a big papasan chair yesterday and now I’m going to have to fight a poopy little gremlin every time I want to sit in it.

Life hack: no one can stop you from listening to the Katamari Damacy theme in your head while imagining how a tiny little guy would roll up all the items in the room up into an ever growing ball.

After a weekend of gardening, it really makes me appreciate just how nice it is to shake off my seasonal depression so I only have my regular depression to deal with.

I scraped my pinky finger on one of its knuckle joints, causing it to heal weirdly. And unfortunately it’s now at the stage of the healing process where it looks like the side wound of Christ, which is to say that it also looks like a Georgia O’Keefe painting.

Being able to buy ready-to-eat Red Hot Chicago hot dogs from Home Depot feels like a fair trade to make in exchange for not having a Waffle House within 4 hours of where I live. That and the whole actually having civil rights thing makes the Chicagoland area a nice upgrade from Oklahoma.

Half assed artistic rendering of me working on the flower bed this afternoon while Teach Me How to Dougie played in my head on loop for 2 hours straight. Yes, I know the garden trowel looks questionable. I drew this in like 69 seconds, give me a break.

I think that anyone who picks hold music that has a looped melody shorter than 30 seconds should experience negative consequences for that choice. Because why would you do that?

Real gamer hours are upon us.

Is this possibly a form of dissociation? Don’t worry about it! Just vibe to the opening guitar riff.

Life hack- no one can stop you from listening to the opening guitar riff of This Must be the Place by the Talking Heads inside your own mind. You can play it on loop endlessly and no one can stop you.

I’m not actually a person, but rather 3-5 mental illnesses stacked in a trench coat.

Hear me out: fantasy football league but for the papal conclave.

I really thought the penguin island tariffs were satire. But sadly I live in the stupidest country on earth, so of course the penguin island tariffs are real.

I have questions for the Culver’s located near my workplace, all of them being some variation of “Why do you exclusively play Kidz Bop music at all hours of the day?”

Skyrim logic is wild. I kill one group of bandits for a jarl and do a few errands in town and then everyone’s just cool with me coming into the Jarl’s place and taking all the cheese wheels. Every last one of them. An entire castle’s worth of cheese. No one bats an eye.

It’s just me and my Skyrim horse against the laws of physics. I don’t have time to figure out how the developers actually wanted me to get up here, I’m climbing the goddamned mountain.

I woke up sad today and now I have Creed stuck in my head. I have yet to decide if this is making my day better or worse.

#green is today's prompt for #januarty Here you'll find a variety of greens in this insect display. Do you have a favorite? #procreateillustration #procreateart #insects #butterfly #bug #lunamoth #januarty25 #moths

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

I’ve made a grave mistake. I’ve put off my haircut for so long that my undercut could now feasibly be turned into a shaggy mullet, a la Hobbit style. Under no circumstances am I to be allowed to act on this impulse. The people I interact with daily are far too straight to understand the mullet.

Another one of the little ceramic vases I painted. This one might be my favorite. #artsky #dailyart #artistsofbluesky #diy #painting #dinosaurs #art #artist

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Understand that most people; L, R, etc. are taught through school that wrong = bad, you’re wrong = you’re bad. It’s the ego death all but a rare few can endure. In science wrong simply means new data to analyze. Until critical thinking is the common parlance telling someone they’re wrong…

I was briefly into buying unpainted ceramics and painting them myself. Here’s a pink elephant on parade from that time. #artsky #dailyart #artist #art #painting #diy #colorful #maximalist

If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery. 🪻

I wanted to hop in on #BlueSkyArtShow so here’s my one and only attempt so far at a #pattern. #fanart #kirby #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitalartist #art #artist

A little doodle I did featuring a character from #HomestarRunner. This was fun. #digitalart #doodle #digitalartist #art #artist

Crowley cracking open a cold one with the boys for #Caturday. Do you want one? #voidcat #catsky #cats #catsofbluesky #cattax