Max Dowman has won the title before he’s taken his GCSE’s

Viktor Gyokeres has more Premier League medals than Harry Kane.

“I just wanna say, is it okay to celebrate now” (Ian Wright) 😂😂😂 (Credit jamesieofficial) #Arsenal #EmiratesStadium #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #IanWright

I've been very constrained on here as an arsenal fan. I've taken nothing for granted. I've taken an 'its not over till it's over' approach. Well it's over and any rival fans trying to 'banter' today are getting both barrels.

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

It is insane that person who is funding the world’s white supremacist movement & is daily spewing racism, who killed 100,000’s last year by yanking USAID without warning, is regularly discussed in Corporate Media as an industrialist, without any mention of the white supremacism or mass murder.

Some of the worst people in this country know exactly what they will do with a majority a quarter of that size, and they will not waste a moment doing it. The rest of us can only stand watching as you effectively hand it all over to them.

The biggest majority in the modern era, and terrified of your own shadow for two years. It beggars belief. I've never known any govt. to have less to lose, and never known a greater need for political honesty than now. But, hey, best stay cautious. You don't want to become unpopular do you?

My only regret about today is that it was a clear foul. Would’ve been funnier if they wrongly overturned a perfectly good goal.

shabana mahmood's being quiet. I wonder if she regrets telling Labour voters to 'fuck off'

A “hero voter” is an older, white Brexiter apparently. “Hero” FGS. Building your governing strategy around the prejudices and fears of that narrow-minded demographic is doomed. We’ve been pandering to Brexiters for a decade and it’s been utterly shit. Maybe the rest of us could get a look-in now.

This is the problem. A pitch to voters "turning to Greens and Reform". You have to actually choose between the voters who want what they perceive as a socially liberal socialist environmentalist party and the ones who want fascism. You can't appeal to both, and now they all hate you.

@arseblog.com @amylawrence.bsky.social @tim-stillman.bsky.social what a privilege it is to be an Arsenal fan. Last year our girls were in a CL final and won it. This year our boys are and it's up for grabs. Come on the Arsenal!!

If VAR exists, it should get two full-speed replays, and if it can't confirm a near-certain error, the call stands. They'll get some wrong. But it should be for massive fuck-ups and violent conduct, not to arbitrate the 50% of reffing that is subjective. Keep. the. game. moving.

Absolutely essential listening!

Dear USA. Planet earth will never forgive you for the stupidity you inflicted on us TWICE!??!

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

My thoughts exactly, support your team, still so much to play for #GoonerFamily #AFC #Arsenal #COYG

So it turns out the real scandal of the Gorton and Denton by-election was the willingness of media organisations to collude in Nigel Farage's attempt to undermine the result of a free and fair election www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-bb...

The deafening sound of a million hipsters frantically shaving off their stupid little mustaches.

I can see these people really going places and getting things done

@alexpodyssey.bsky.social scientifically accurate apparently

Oh not Gary fucking Neville

Are sky refusing to let ITV have the audio feed?

Nice to see Chelsea are as annoyed about their recent non punishment as everyone else and deciding to dock their own points out of solidarity #classytouch

We should reconsider the term „energy crisis“ when speaking about the effects of the Iran war. This is very specifically a crisis of fossil fuels and their single point of failure. Fossil fuels are no longer synonymous with „energy“. We have other, better options.

Unbelievable

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez criticises the US and Israel for their attack on Iran, "I say to the right and the far-right, they cannot support those who set the world on fire and then complain about the smoke caused by that fire"

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I've heard you many times on the radio asking people to 'define woke' with not a great deal of success. Well, your wait is over. Nigel has finally provided a definition.

Morning

passed a famous person at Waterloo station. my brain followed the same course as always. 1, "don't I know that person" 2, "no you don't but I think they're famous" 3, "oh cool you've seen someone famous" 5 minutes of "what are they famous for!" It was Dido fucking Harding.

Happy St Totteringham's Day! 32 points clear with ten games left. Never in doubt, North London is the reddest of red.

The most tediously inevitable outcome of the Greens victory yesterday has been a massive, violent punch up on the left of British politics. youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls?...

@tim-stillman.bsky.social sorry to treat you like the TV Times here but I can't find any way to watch the FA cup match tomorrow. I was hoping that the Arsenal app would be illuminating but it's dreadful. Do you or the hive mind have any leads?

This makes me really angry. The victim took her own life because of one calculation. If we don't stuff the poor girl's mouth full of gold to stop her talking the rich old woman is probably finished. That calculation was made by the late Elizabeth Windsor and she deserves nothing but contempt.

Won't be a revelation to anyone but the reason all the worst people on the right are pivoting to talking about race and culture rather than immigration is so they can keep banging the drum even as net migration figures fall (UK) and even reverse (US). This is the next step and it always was.

He's coming good at the right time.

Just. Why are there fucking Nazis everywhere. I swear to God we all came to an agreement on this shit

The more I watch this from Hannah Spencer, two things happen: 1. The more I like it and her. 2. The more it makes me want to get out and do what she says by volunteering. ... I'm surprisingly moved by 2, as I can physically feel it breaking through the armour of scepticism I've built around myself.

We are currently witnessing the logical end point of the anti immigrant/ anti woke movement. Once an enemy has been identified and described as an imminent threat, no movement ever stops, shrugs and goes "well I guess it sucks to have an enemy" they move to the elimination stage.

Netherlands should join and offer to host the first meeting at the exclusive, famous, gilded and very luxurious palace called "The Hague".

I agree it's elbows up now or never

Now I can't stand Nigel Farage but if he gets all the previous Tory government to defect to reform then resign as party leader leaving them all holding their dicks looking stupid I might actually piss myself laughing

I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

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Further proof of my theory that when Vance described Trump as "America's Hitler" he didn't intend it as a criticism.

If only they had some sort of service for the world. Not sure what they'd call it though