This goes so hard

Merge two movies: Battlefield Earth Girls Are Easy

The best revolving around Shrek's penis that you will read today

Head clear. Mouth shut. See much. Say little.

The five neurodivergent love locutions: 🗣️ Infodumping 🤝 Parallel play / body doubling ♻️ Support swapping / sharing spoons 🫂 Deep pressure 🪨 Penguin pebbling Emotional bids are the pixels of relationship communication. stimpunks.org/2022/01/22/t...

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Greg, Peter, Bobby

Mark my words, they don't care about the midterm elections; they're aiming for a 2/3rds majority in Congress, and once they have it? They'll start gutting and rewriting the Constitution............

ummm what?

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Bricolage: construction using whatever comes to hand. For neurodivergent & disabled people, this isn't a creative preference. It's a structural condition. When the tools don't fit & the spaces don't accommodate, we improvise. We hack. We make do. stimpunks.org/bricolage/

I remember in my little town, my mom and a neighbor mom having a screaming match in the street. The neighbor was selling her house, and after they traded insults for a while, she got really hot and she told my mom, "Oh yeah? I'll show you, we'll sell our house to n-words." She didn't say n-words. 1/

[date] her: I’m a big dog person me: *whispering* oh shit werewolf

I asked President Trump about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a “rigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election. Then he called me a rotten reporter.

holy shit

Fuck Harry Potter Watch The Magicians instead

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

The GenX urge to get caught stealing (once when I was 5)

Good morning y'all 🌄 Don't force it if it doesn't fit ✨️

BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.

This is why, as a white person, you cannot tolerate a single bit of the racist bullshit of other white people. You have to confront them directly, or you become complicit in their racism. Silence, awkward laughing, etc. is a tacit approval of what they are saying.

There is a tremendous value in removing the heartless puppy murderer from the head of the org who's secret police are murdering people in the street. And we will still need to #AbolishICE

DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee. In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.

When the racist meme becomes national policy

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

The Mighty Ohio!

“That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Does this look like a “domestic terrorist”? @KristiNoem needs to resign. @JDVance owes her son an apology. Shame on everyone.

Wrote about it today. I think he should burn his Yale Law degree on a livestream and understand all the criticism. However, for various reasons, Acton’s LG was never going to be a superstar. And nobody else who would take that job would be as rich as Pepper and his family.

And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration. Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.

This could have been an email.

There is is 👇

Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?

This is the thread I've been waiting for

"Rahima should not be grateful to be heard. It should be her basic right."

This is giving Charles Manson

This is spectacularly horrific

Mayor Thompson keeps throwing around the “out of towners” line, but this is a concentration camp that’s 35 minutes away from me. Broadview ICE Processing Center is a Chicagoland and national concern. We are overwhelmingly residents of Chicagoland and pastors/faith leaders did not use their fists.

He is describing the Obamacare marketplaces where people are already doing this

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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

This rivals the Scott's Tots episode of The Office for the most painfully awkward thing I've ever watched

Literally was just having this exact thought

1/? You wanna know why the Dems suck at messaging? They suck at messaging because they cannot tell white people the truth about white supremacy, which is the reason why we are here. If they did tell white people the truth, white people would flee the Dems more than they already have.

There were bomb threats the night of the 2024 election… Nashville was blown up a few years ago… the problem of American life is the failure to see violence as our tapestry rather than our tragedy

Everything Maron says. Right here.

What a fucking ghoul

These violent delights have violent ends

In all seriousness, it's a vast right-wing conspiracy #hillarywasrightabouteverything #kamalawasrightabouteverythingtoo