Did he do that one song from Empire?

Alpharetta ain’t ever gotta worry about seeing me again. I’ll tell you that much!

Night one of a baby free weekend. We get to our hotel, it’s time to get ready and realize i left my fucking boots at the house. I don’t have time to go get them. Ima look clean as hell from the ankle up.

8th and 9th grade were rough!

You said a word with this one

You know ball

Tajín is the real supreme

Yall thought that nigga wasn’t yelling Ashanti’s name anymore on purpose?

Yall fucking with that Fred Hammond?

A good brownie topped with vanilla ice cream would have me eating whatever she put in front of me next.

Pissed me smooth tf off!

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰

Dragons ain’t fucking playing this season!

Dem Dragons back tonight!

“This is New York City 💣💣💣 world champions! *plays 10 secs of music* 💣💣💣”

Where is this?

Yes and it ain’t even close. I will say my brother was coddled more but because of this he would show his ass a lot and that always swung things in my favor.

So he got his Rolex?

Words mean things. Learn words.

That part

Everybody gotta do the work. It isn’t always even either.

I support your antics and this is how you do me???

I love Pearlmania because this is shockingly accurate.

Talk about take me there…

My tribe. My mom even married one of them. Great man, hate his basketball team.

I've been here since the 90s when New Yorkers starting moving to Atlanta and talking about how great NY was. Hatred began then

we were all Caribbean from 2002 to 2006. what a time.

My wife and I met 5 years ago yesterday and started going steady 5 years ago today. Look at God!

Just want to add that if they come to your house with the intent to inflict harm then it’s definitely not premeditated murder

I wanna do this so bad!

Oh it’s lit!!!

Find somebody out here pussyfooting and it’s a party.

One thing I know is that one person who will always have my back is my mother in law. I can do no wrong in that woman’s eyes!

I don’t fucked up. Gave Girl Cam some of my pernil and now she thinks it’s HER pernil. She’s one!

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history. Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

One of my home boys is a FANTASTIC baker. He actually bakes all of our birthday cakes. Guess what the secret ingredient is? It’s love!

Going on a father’s stroll with other new dads and I’m kinda nervous!

I don’t wanna live in a world where New Yorkers are happy!

I just want Elmo to go off on niggas one good time and start calling folks basic, broke, and un-iconic the next time he gets internet mobbed. I fucked with Sesame Street the long way.

My wife and I were virtual pen pals for years. Covid happened so that prolonged things but still it took us two years to link.

Ordered food for lunch just to not even eat it. It smelled heavenly too but Concerta completely took away my appetite.

And it was all beautifully punctuated by a harp.

A cracker in hiding!

I know ima bird every time Latto starts rapping. What she does on Shrimp and Grits folds me like a bed sheet every time.

Yall don’t like Karamo?

Some grilled Octopus would go crazy right now.

y'all be like "grilled octopus???? absolutely not!" but have zero problem ordering blue raspberry shrimp boudin balls with jerk caramel drizzle from a sketchy traphouse kitchen in Memphis on Facebook Marketplace???? we have to save our people from themselves.

I beg your pardon?

That’s what I’m talking about! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿