Mr. Klean is now taking appointments. Servicing South Fulton County (SWATS, South Fulton, East Point, College Park, Union City, Riverdale. DM to book now.

You cannot!

How you ain’t know you could box??

prostate exam day:

Stop playing Atlanta music at your sporting venues if you aren’t a pro Atlanta team!!!!!

For those who want to protect themselves and are looking at AYE ARE FIFTEENS, just wanted to let you know that bump stocks are legal again. Turns the blicky from semi auto to auto. The more you know!

Black people can never say “I’m cold”…they just look at someone else and go “You not cold?!”

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

If I’m doing hug 4 then my britches bout to hit the floor and this will be a different type of party.

My wife craved it when she was pregnant. Had to get a whole pie multiple times a month .

They need to remake the Kings of Comedy movie but with the Muppets instead. Kermit is playing as Steve Harvey, Fozzie Bear is playing as Cedric The Entertainer, Animal is playing as Bernie Mac, and Gonzo is playing as DL Hughley.

Pecan to eat. Cream to make.

Close, but not quite light enough for that my friend!

Damn, why do many folks on the road at 4am??

Perfect excuse to post this meme again:

No clue.

Atlanta, place those Valentine’s Day orders now! Let Mr. Klean worry about the food so y’all can focus on each other ❤️❤️ Call or DM to order. Pickup only.

Not at all.

“Thick as New York yellow pages”

From the NAWF but relocated to the South West

Sign me up!

You at 22 I was living different during this time. Probably 12 keystones deep and about to pop a molly.

i screamed thru the whole end credits. a moment most traumatizing to me.

I’m just sayin…

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

Folks are really in disbelief that Desmond Scott could meet that white woman and kiss her all up in the club on the first meet. What happened to the hoe culture I once loved??

And even on Thong Song he was singing his ass off better than a lot of niggas!

Happy MLK Day y’all

This is one those that’ll come on shuffle and I’ll end up putting it on repeat.

No doubt about it!

npopular opinion: gambling needs to be inconvenient. Gambling apps capped at $1000 a month. You should have to talk to a human being if you are going to place bets bigger than that. And I say that as a person that is known to put a dollar or two on a game.

It meant a WHIP!

Heyyy! That’s not nice.

I know I sound like an old nigga looking back on his glory days when I get to talking about old Atlanta, but it really was something special in a class by itself. A time to be alive feels like a gross understatement.

Brilliant

That Superhead and Mr. Marcus romcom.

Seriously! It’s time for everyone to get get one or two. Recommend getting two!

And the one that stays home should require 2 hands to hold.

Honestly, I’d say you need at least two. One that you can have with you all the time and one that stays at home.

If you don’t have a device that can “pew pew”. It’s time to change that.

And The Lord wanted me to deliver that message from the pulpit!

He lying like shit. Gimme that seasoned snapper immediately!

Gotta go down to the tailor

Boy that monkey opened its fucking gullet!

"You married why you in a dating discussion anyway?!" Weekly you people argue that having kids doesn't preclude you from giving parenting advice. But having dated successfully enough to find a long-term partner means i don't know anything about dating? You unsmart.

calling somebody back at a preplanned time, on the dot, so they could pick up the phone without that split-second ring waking the whole house up. turned ourselves into secret agents, bedtimes be damned.

I think I’m going to just spend my birthday with my wife. We’ll be outside but I don’t want to organize anything, I just want to be with her. Especially since she was pregnant last year.

Truly a gift from God

THATS MY TYPE! THATS MY TYPE!