If you’re in the south Atlanta metro (SWATS, South Fulton, College Park, East Point, Fairburn, Union City, or Riverdale) and need your house cleaned, get at me! I’ll leave your home sparkling and I don’t break pockets.

This man keeps a brick of raw on his coffee table like it’s a set of coasters

It’s a few members of my wife’s family that I plan to slide when i see them. They say it’s family business but I’m her family. So what now fuck nigga?

Pretty much me to my wife

Stole his whole flow 😭

He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂

Hardly any of the new singers use their diaphragm and it speaks directly to how the lack of influence from the church has caused a decline in musical prowess.

SMH

That’s all it takes

Knocking out our yearly Christmas watch of Best Man Holiday.

And they will always mean that to me!

And guess whose money they didn’t get??? THIS GUYS!

I was stalking the Bowflex adjustable dumbbells and they marked them down from $479 to $399… if they don’t get the fuck outta my face!

Idk what this is referring to but you’re correct!

My lil cousin is fried from smoking that K2 synthetic weed. It’s a damn shame. I asked my aunties why he was acting strange and they told me he’d been smoking that shit and ain’t been right since. He’s off it now but the damage is done.

Yall, we are out of town for thanksgiving and my stud cousin brought her girl with her. Why did I just run into her out and about with her old boo/side chick?? Again, we are away from all of our home towns!

This brother knows ball!

When a character in a movie or TV show gets a text, the text should appear separately on the screen in big legible type

My mama been watching that baby all day so we’ve taken full advantage of that.

we can argue about this until we are purple in the face, but there is absolutely *no* reason for the Dallas Cowboys to be playing "Ain't I" in that damn stadium

Dawg 🤣🤣🤣

Cousin walks are for reefer with people who are essentially siblings, not crystal meth with people you’d fuck if nobody was looking.

Get both and let them sort it out

This lady on TT said the key to a long term relationship is being able to shoot the shit and……………..yeah. I be shocked by how many couples can’t shoot the shit. I don’t wanna even be around people I can’t shoot the shit with 😭😭😭 I’m constantly shooting the shit

I was walking down the street a few weeks ago and a random woman said “how you doing handsome!” as we passed each other and I smiled so big. If u wasn’t a married man, i would’ve turned into a slut.

I will put this on and cry tears of thankfulness right now!

Top 5 gospel song of all time.

Cardi B can do no wrong in my eyes.

Saw my (step)Dad tear up for the first time today. He’s always been into nerdy things like comics, marvel movies, etc. Well for his birthday I bought him and I tickets to comic-con in San Diego and covering travel cost. He so damn excited.

That’s gonna ruin the mood. Took a young lady to get seafood boils once and we went back to the crib thinking we were about to get intimate. Both our stomachs were doing the Chattanooga choo choo. Never again!

Yes. I’d just have to travel between Los Angeles and Atlanta every 3000 days or so. A snail moves at .03 miles per hours. So it would take roughly 3000 days to catch me.

I know that’s right King.

In case you were wondering or forgot....or completely ignored it....

I wanna watch that 90s Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio. I use to love that movie.

Baldism is so rampant these days. We have rights!

I think not!

Beyonce texted me tryna sell shit again. I fear we’ve come to the end of the road.

Mike Tyson told a grown ass man, "I'll fuck you until you love me" then called HIM the f-slur... That boy was a MANIAC.

Hey man, what are you doing???

As a Brazilian I can confirm that’s true. Especially down south. And also let me tell you that in the state of Sao Paulo, in the city of AMERICANA (American in Portuguese) they still have a annual Confederate day, yes that confederate

Idkkkkkkk Tevin Campbell was performing like he was facing eviction on I 2 I AND Stand Out ✋🏽🙂‍↕️

We need the Living Wage for Musicians Act as the first step towards a fair and just music industry! Learn more and support the LWMA here: weareumaw.org/make-streaming-pay

People do not read to understand anymore??!!! Hooooomygawd

Absolutely

I lowkey forgot about this smh damn