Bags of any kind being outlawed from arena shows is one of the things that immediately turns me into The Joker

I spent my actual birthday nursing a mild migraine, so I didn't get to do much. I've been feeling weird & sad about my birthday this year, & it stinks. The bestie @ursakursa.bsky.social sensed my Sad & made me an AMAZING card, & now none of y'all can tell me shit

Sage gave us this for free. FOR FREE!

Tylenol said you got them fucked ALL THE WAY up lmao

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

This shit would be hilarious it it wasn't so stressful for all the lower-level employees that have probably spent the past week having panic attacks over how they're gonna pay bills. Once my Black Friday pricing runs out, I'm pulling the plug. Fuck the shirtless rat.

Moldy Hot Dog Man: Tylenol causes autism! Me, an Autistic, that can literally only take Tylenol for pain: wait so am I just reupping my fuel tank like a car orrrrr

I didn't ask for Skeletitties for my birthday, internet. Please take this knowledge back.

So you know how many views Charlie Kirk’s memorial got online in TOTAL now a day later ? 26000 Folks are having “dialogues” to see both sides with folks who can’t top a mid level anime food influencer At some point we admit they aren’t being bullied . They’re racists weaponizing cowardice

Spent today trying to rest after my double jabs, & decided to jump back into this Twilight watch. Shoutout to @ellamourne.bsky.social for the excellent commentary, & for agreeing with me that Stephanie Meyer is a criminal that needs to be brought to justice IMMEDIATELY.

Ran to the pharmacy after work to get my flu & rona shots. I asked the tech if she'd had a lot of people come in for their fall shots so far, & she said yes! The DC transmission rate for covid is ridiculously high right now (1 in 26!!), so do your best to get that good health juice in ya!

important to note that publishers don't know why you're boycotting unless you EXPRESSLY tell them, and also, they don't really care unless you're a majority readership demographic. you are invisible. they care only about money and numbers. and you CAN use that to make your point

I worked an 11hr day today. Please show me your pets and/or your current favorite memes while I lay on my carpet and try to pop my spine like a sheet of bubble wrap

This made me laugh

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

I'm only agreeing with the Ren Faire because I'm mad that shit keeps selling out before I can get a ticket. I JUST WANNA BE A FAIRY AND EAT A DRUMSTICK NOT SEE BTS 😭

tuna

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

Now Jermaine...

I'm too tired to word gud right now, so here's my modest SPX haul. Looking at all of it laid out, it's so pleasantly Me. Idk why, but it's nice.

Get off Twitter NOW. Like literally right now. Delete it from your devices.

Visual development art by Carol Wyatt for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009), created by Craig McCracken, Cartoon Network Studios

Ever since somebody online said they were treating That Dude like Princess Diana, I can't think about it without imagining someone making a terrifying commemorative beanie baby

This is probably the most Charlie "empathy is a made-up thing" Kirk thing a person could do. It's a real tribute to his legacy, honestly.

Sure do love getting jumpscared with images of somebody getting popped while I'm trying to do work!! That guy fucking sucked ass, but I didn't consent to see that shit in 4k, & I'm positive a bunch of other folks didn't either.

Update: Had a jerk chicken quesadilla and tortilla chips

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Damn, that's crazy. What are y'all having for dinner? I might get some tacos.

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby

Hey NYC people: As of today the governor’s override of federal guidance means you can officially get your new COVID vaccine. I’m getting mine at CVS right now

Like now that there are numbers and dire signals can I get this finished to at least not be stressed can a lot of other Black women do the same instead of folks going “What does this mean for ME?!?” or lie you could just pay me to tell you because I HAVE DONE IT FOR A DECADE

Went to an advanced screening of Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle tonight. No spoilers, but the theme for this first part of the saga is definitely "Local Man, Too Angry To Die". I loved it immensely. My idiot sons got shit done.

Bighead Bowser can call the 70 bus whatever she wants, but if EYE have to share my seat with some free honey ham, that shit is staying the 70 TO ME.

*chanting and pounding the table* 👍👍 BANKRUPT THEM👍👍 BANKRUPT THEM 👍👍 BANKRUPT THEM 👍👍 BANKRUPT THEM 👍👍BANKRUPT THEM 👍👍

Spending my day buried in edits, & finally got to listen to Fujii Kaze's new English album, Prema. Idk what it is about this man or the way he approaches life, but his music genuinely gets me emotional every time. He just seems like he LOVES life in an optimistic way, & it's really refreshing.

Black gay boys don’t need to be perfect to be cared for and protected. (Re: Lil Nas X)

undisputed GOAT. batman TAS is perfect

also: most of these alternative platforms don't openly court Nazis and white supremacists for engagement!

I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness. To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5. Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it. http://patreon.com/fightingpride93

I beg your finest pardon

Having to spend time in the family basement this week thanks to Surprise Flooding led me to unearth a relic. Who can I ask to tinker with this baddie and help me Frankenstein her into a modern music player?

And for those disabled who can't write alt text? Never fear my lovelies, I've got you too! Just type alt4me in the post or the alt text field and a volunteer will help! Be patient though, there are a lot of requests! (Nofeed)

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