Having ADHD is kinda like being haunted by a very low-stakes ghost. It moves your drinks the moment you turn around or turns on lights you definitely turned off when you left that room.

The AEW title on Starlight Kid would actually look like PlateMail Armor. That’s the main reason she should win 🤼

Another botch for Bone Solider smh 🤼

You know what NJPW star would have no visa trouble at all? The Lone Star Outlaw Chase Owen’s! He’ll ruin Forbidden Door good! 🤼

Swerve's entire heel run (except no one is booing)

Father Mox is here to put an end to all this moody boy angst #AEWDynamite 🤼

Billy there's a clusterfuck tag waiting, wrap it up 🤼

After those two matches Hazuki needs at least a Pre-show match at Forbidden Door. #AEWDynamite 🤼

A H E M 🤼

The Permitted Entrance The Open Window The Loose Floorboard 🤼

Did that NEVER 6 man tag reign mean nothing to you Okada!? Smh

So much dog abuse on this episode, leave Ishii alone smh #AEWDynamite 🤼

WOOOOOOF! #AEWDynamite 🤼

If Stardom's on the banner it'd be nice to have more than just one lady from them on the show. (assuming Mone is winning)

Zack wasn't allowed to talk because he might advocate for socialism on a hot mic

Jack Perry's contract is too close to expiring for him to be in ring gear 🤼

acab includes stamp

"pst hey, we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"

Things I need on Dynamite tonight: - Nooj involvement - CMLL match or two getting set up - the 12 man match to be a full PWG party match

The Arsenal set piece strategy only works with an Arsenal defence, guys.

You think there's a secret rivalry between Wrestlers who go to Denny's after a show vs Wrestlers who go to Waffle House after a show? 🤼

My Immortal with $100m budget

Attempted Vehicular Homicide is out of control in wrestling these days 🤼

Utami is kinda the Hangman of STARDOM If you don't think about it too much 🤼

Hangman in that scene from Holy Grail where Lancelot is constantly running towards the castle but never reaches it. He's totally returning tonight... or next week... or maybe the PPV. 🤼

Between this and that LFS Reddit Mod video from a few months ago every keyboard loser is exactly what you imagine irl

Driving my Pathfinder through the desert Call me Nissan Al Gaib

If a giant, very square, Norwegian was galloping at me I might freeze up too

4Chan Christian guns-and-God conservatives plotted to bomb the MMA at the White House over the Epstein Files but were foiled when one of their moms overheard an encrypted voice chat when she delivered hot pockets to the basement where her son lives. Not kidding.

Mbappe is frightening

TRANQUILO 👊 🤼

Watching wrestling highlight vids set to alt-rock like Its 2008 🤼 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxM7...

lol Naito very in character decides to just wander into the ring once the match is paused.

There was one small New Japan Cup show in a small market this Spring where Uemura won the main event and spent 20 minutes after the match taking pictures with fans and accepting gifts and those fans were WILD for him. He's my guess for G1 winner, they can't afford to fumble him 🤼

I didn't like Tsuji's comments but Ospreay isn't the best guy to be chirping off either. Nooj invested big into him and he bounced quickly and didn't put over a young guy on the way out. He kinda owes putting over Newman or Uemura or Oiwa or something.

The in-laws meeting each other at the wedding 🤼

Making Cheeto Dust from first principles ASMR

If I was Gedo & Tony Khan fused into a nightmare creature I'd book Okada vs Tsuji at FD. Want a worthy Japanese challenger? there you go.

How every Final Fantasy begins: “You are a shy magic teenager with an unknown head injury” How every Final Fantasy ends: “Congrats you’ve killed god”

On the point of complaining about the Nigel match, it likely only had the title on the line because Goto got hurt. Zack vs Nigel was likely planned for months then the IWGP title ended up on Zack. Goto deserves another run imo

Cape Verde's Goalie has been like Doom Guy, being under nonstop assault for 60 minutes

Catching up on STARDOM and becoming convinced we need O2 Line or Fukuoka Double Crazy to have a tag match with an AEW team at Forbidden Door. 🤼

Tsuji has always been trying to do some Okada-esque "I'm above everyone" smug thing since he debuted. Difference was Rainmaker Okada accepted challenges and relished the opportunity to step on heads. This just makes Tsuji look chickenshit. 🤼

"G1 Finalist Ren Narita" will be Gedo's most heinous masterpiece 🤼

YOU - No, I'll show you how a gentleman treats a doorbell! (Kiss the doorbell.)

Think I'm gonna wear a Knicks jersey to my next exam and see how powerful the Mandate of Heaven is right now.

How could Dick Advocaat do this to Die Mannschaft smh

I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a

Tuned in just in time to see the Germany goal, that was quick, lets go boys

SANADA was gone for 6 months rehabbing a shoulder/arm that still seems 50% at best, was a midcarder before leaving, and just walks into the G1 field. Oiwa, Aaron Wolf, Taichi, Yuto-Ice, etc all have to earn their way in much to ponder 🤼