If you can’t handle me at my most Cuno You don’t deserve me at my most Kim Kitsuragi

The only way to break the Cody stip is for two men to have it then they have to compete in an "Effigy of Cody on a Pole" match, first one to burn it gets to challenge again. 🤼

it'd be pretty awkward if we spent all day debating it then they just back off the stipulation tonight lol 🤼

Just thought about how incredible an Utami Hayashishita vs (current) Saya Kamitani feud would be and made myself sad. 🤼

Time to watch DragonGate Uno!!Dos!!Tres!! 🤼

Toru Yano Ryusuke Taguchi Psycho Mike Cecil Nyx Pom Harajuku Omega (comedy mode) Young Bucks (comedy mode) Super Sasadango Machine Yoshihiko Kota Ibushi (in stupid DDT matches)

Get in the Reboot Shinji!

Does Bluesky fuck with the Toonami robot? Whatever show this dude wanted to show me I was watching.

I miss Pro Wrestling Guerilla, BOLA would be so hype the last couple years. 🤼

Can the bucket be a latte? Can you just put a quart of milk in it? I promise I wont puke in Rush Hour traffic.

AJ Styles vs Kenny Omega has been my dream match for a decade. I don't really think AEW NEEDS him, but I really want a Sting-esque year or two from AJ in AEW. #aew 🤼

Man im so hyped for GoA vs Knockout Brothers on Friday. You should be hyped too, get hyped. #njpw 🤼

I understood but it was strangely worded. It was worded as if Hangman needed the stip to get the match even though he had already won the title shot. It was said very quickly WHY hangman was out there offering the Cody and then not clarified. 🤼

Was just thinking, Swerve brutalized Kenny, Bucks came to console him. What if Bucks win the tag titles but feel betrayed by Hanger sticking with Swerve... leading to Swangman vs Bucks. 🤼

Mox putting it in a briefcase was like Gollum taking the ring deep under the Mountains.

Kermit - Cpt Willard Col Kurz - Miss Piggy Col Kilgore - Fozzy Bear Chief - Sam the Eagle Chef - Swedish Chef Mr Clean - Rizzo the Rat Lance - Gonzo

AEW booking philosophy is honestly really simple: Get most of the roster over with good work and presentation, then just constantly book matches ppl want with no "lets save this match for 3 months". Its how you get and stay hot. 🤼

What if Swerve puts up a Cody stip too against Kenny or something, loses, and suddenly Hanger and Swerve are both in the dumps with a Cody Stip to break... and they meet eyes with an evil grin. 🤼

Every Dynamite: TK: "so my plan for tonight is..." Kenny: "Kill me!" TK: "oh actually I-" Kenny: "FUCK ME UP! DO IT!" #AEW 🤼

That felt like Kenny is being written off tv till after Revolution

Swerve hanging Kenny like Hangman hangs ppl 👀 #AEWDynamite 🤼

They're doing full on PPV spots on TV man, this match is insane #AEWDynamite 🤼

Swerve didn't wanna take the Top Rope DRagon Suplex the way Okada does, and tbh its a good decision lol #AEWDynamite 🤼

Dynamite is a 2 hour 15 minute long show, this is known. #AEWDynamite 🤼

Dr. Kenneth Jerome By God Omega (PhD in Street Fighter) #AEWDynamite 🤼

I will say its an interesting Hangman character development that he no longer thinks he can beat MJF in a normal match and feels he NEEDS Texas Death to win a big one. #AEWDynamite 🤼

9 days until Andrade is IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion 🤼

Cody somewhere trying to figure out how he's gonna vaguely bullshit about this on his podcase/thingy 🤼

Chyron's save us #AEWDynamite 🤼

I dont believe they're gonna do a Cody with Hangman, just my opinion.

Incredibly Justified "Texas Death" Chants #AEWDynamite 🤼

Extremely UNWarranted "Kiss" Chants from the crowd Stop that. #AEWDynamite 🤼

I enjoy that I really can't predict who wins at Revolution. MJF vs Kenny in Canada then vs Ospreay in England makes sense but Hangman as champ against them makes just as much sense #AEWDynamite 🤼

Megasus doesn't NEED to do any extra bumping at her size, but is like "what if I flip bump this anyways" gotta love it #AEWDynamite 🤼

The Muppets Apocalypse Now

Is 'Everything You Know is Wrong' a strange answer?

Watched Apocalypse Now for the first time since I was a kid, then that made me look up a synopsis of Heart of Darkness. Then I had one of those moments where you realize a work was the basis for like 20 movies and 100 tv episodes you've seen.

Hangman vs Swerve is the Austin vs Bret Hart of AEW Hangman vs MJF is the Austin vs Rock of AEW I will not elaborate 🤼

I fully believe that if MJF were to ever leave AEW it'd be for hollywood not WWE. WWE doesn't really offer him anything to accomplish anymore. He's already paid well, already on TV all the time, including mainstream podcasts/shows etc. 🤼

Hangman tried to turn heel twice before and the crowds only cheered him louder. This third attempt gonna make him Stone Cold over 🤼

I judge women's signings different from men's since the women's division still needs more depth and a decent tag team act for TV sounds decent to me. Men's side they're utterly bloated tho.

Los Ingobernables de Japon original 5: Naito -> NOAH EVIL -> WWE BUSHI -> NOAH SANADA -> ??? Hiromu -> ??? 🤼

Cosmic Angels finally has a World Champion again 🤼

Is it wrong that I'm more grossed out by that loogie than the gallon of blood? #AEWDynamite 🤼

WrestleSky mostly behaving about Statlander and "Straps" has shown a lot of maturity and growth imo #AEWDynamite 🤼

Is this main event gonna be one minute long?

The PWG Party Match can sometimes be a three way #AEWDynamite 🤼

Mark Quen and Swerve must have gone to the same trainer, both have come back yoked 🤼

The Face/Heel divide in AEW is determined by whether they include "Men's" in "World Championship" 🤼