ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

This one hits hard, lol

I am not looking forward to tell my partner I may have to work on my birthday lol

Next level rice cooker.

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/

Someone give me an example indie rock or pop artist that slaps harder then a subway sandwich in DC..?

My 2 day old dry ass corn tortillas made some bomb chilaquiles

spent 5 hours last night prepping tortillas, salsas, veggies for a big taco dinner at my sisters today. So naturally I had a dream my dad sabotaged the dinner with leftovers from a different dinner and by starting dinner well before the food was done. Lmao I was so fucking pissed. Very bad dream

After two years of no issues, I lost my main glasses, and my backup prescription sunglasses. Yesterday I broke my back up glasses, and today in a desperate attempt to switch the lenses into my sunglasses. I broke my sunglasses frame. 4 pairs in two weeks. Can’t afford to order any till next week 😭

Annoying: damn wasps started another nest under the playhouse. Not annoying: 4 peregrine falcons came to watch me knock it out, and my backyard is fly zone again

Back at therapy. Thank god

The falcons from last year have returned the last few days. 4 of them in my backyard this morning

From art of the deal to art of the conceal

Art of the conceal, amirite??

was going to tear out the chicken coop that’s under our playhouse. Found this instead

thinking I’ll do sopes tonight

imagine cheating and becoming a meme. The worlds alright sometimes

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

sup

Please stop talking about the files around which I built my entire campaign! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

one of my biggest restaurant pet peeves: when the only way to view the menu online is to start an order. 10x more infuriating than any restaurant flipping a tip screen.

Sometimes I’ll have a really productive two weeks and lose ten pounds on accident.

Rolling Stone continues to teach a masterclass in headline writing www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

“Holy fuck” is possibly my favorite swear phrase

Covid liberated assholes more than we realize, and those liberated just like being an asshole more than just about anything else in their life.

My favorite neighbors

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

This is what @nbasarah.bsky.social looked like last night while working on getting information about Ace Bailey’s situation www.deseret.com/sports/2025/...

The greatest blessing of our year is that the Utah Jazz lost exactly 1 more game than the Washington Wizards. Every loss counts.

Worked a double and got home late, partner is out of time with family…time for boy dinner

resting for tomorrow

What should I grill for fathers day

gonna Santa Maria a Santa Maria here in a minute

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit theonion.com/tariff-...

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

Slowly building the inventory

I really need a spare grand to build this oven. Fund the oven, you’ll get pizza for life.

According to HoopsHype, Carlos Boozer is expected to join the Utah Jazz as a team scout.

I’m very mad we didn’t get the number 1 pick but I’m very happy I watched exactly 0 full games this year. Take a chance, tune out.