Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be losing weight at a supernatural rate due to the “Thinner” curse after accidentally running over an elderly woman with your car.

my piece i made for the sinkdog web zine ! please go check out everyone's submissions, they're all great ^___^ 🫧 sinkdog.neocities.org 🫧

Self care

Huh, I wonder what's on that tree over there Oh no, now I'm crying :c

BOBER KURWA 🫵

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IM A MONSTA! Artistic freedom for @plexelplus.bsky.social!

Hard at work, while I'm doing my best to enjoy some lovely Spring weather

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

Found a ready to go magic scepter in the woods earlier Would have felt like an asshole if I took it, potentially robbing a needy wizard somewhere

God, please, please, please shoot RAW It's so fun looking back and playing with old photos

hologram vibri

AI will never substitute the charm of finding clipart decorating a deliciously cheap Chinese restaurant menu

Got milk? 💦 #furryart #nsfwart

Realizing I could save like 15% on my groceries if I just cut out fancy cheese from my weekly shopping I suppose I could save even more by killing myself, but that's also a terrible idea

Cherish nature! #earthday

Happy holidaysssssssssssssssss ft. @kittenmod.bsky.social

Why can't this be meeee Fuuuuuck!

I hope everyone finds someone that looks at you like this

Would have spent a little longer on set up, but I didn't want to disturb their dinner

Found youuu

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

I needed to get this joke out of my head.

From the river to the sea ❤️

Drawing a glory hole on a bathroom stall wall, walking out, and hearing a loud "YEE-OWCH!" a few minutes later

Making a copy of the Jonas Brothers Purity Pledge where I scribble out all the God and abstinence junk with doing a bunch of sick nasty kink stuff instead

everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog

Newly acquired trapper hat from a run-down music store-turned-second hand shop It's dirty, smells like gasoline, and I love it 💕

Fucked up that normal people will never know the euphoria of your friends dming you silly animal pics with your fursona's species, captioned "You 🫵"

Divorced couple splitting up their all their couples art on the floor of a courtroom like beanie babies

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

While I failed to peer pressure my coworker into buying a lolita dress, I did make a guy turn around and double check which bathroom walked into Never not funny

Merry Christmas, especially to everyone also making a paycheck today At least there's a chair at a dinner table and good company waiting for me at home

"users quickly bypassed the AI's safeguards by prompting it to roleplay as"- ok so what I'm hearing again and again, is they've built a dumb guy in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. You just gotta run back into frame in a wedding dress and now the AI thinks you're getting married. Robots are now all Elmer Fudd

I didn't know those were allowed on planes 👀

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Getting irrationally mad when the sunlight gets smothered behind some thick ass cloud cover My camera is making me think plant thoughts

I hope everyone finds a group of chill as hell neurodivergent queers to hang out with Makes life a lot better

Learning Japanese in a factory, speaking gibberish that's borderline incomprehensible to everyone else "Hai, process N2 daijobu desu :3"

genderfluid bunny angel

This piece, the absolutely amazing @glacierclear.bsky.social did of my fursona Eden, keeps blowing me away every time I look at it! I could scream cause I love it so much!

Ooo, I actually have some snails courtesy of a very pretty but very cold beach near-ish me last weekend

Blessed be those who keep their funny Halloween skeletons up, so I can giggle at them :)

Another day, another successful ruse Fooling people into thinking I'm a normal, functioning human being

With love from Portland No, the other one, Portland, ME

Skye taking his little sister to go trick-or-treating, he even got the same costume has her just to make her happy!