Saw this at St George station today. #BlueJays #PeteWalker

Whatever the MLB has done to make the umpires more audible, I don't like it. #BlueJays

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

My eyeball is twitching. Please #BlueJays do something to win so I can go to bed

I can hardly believe it. Deep Left Field Episode 300 will be one for the AGES.

Want. Want the entire series, frankly.

I'm nervous about the #BlueJays game but at least these Electrical Permit Pete commercials are entertaining.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

One of my favourite cities in the world and I can't wait to visit again in December. It is EVERYTHING.

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

"In spite of the Total Request Live and low-cut bootleg pants of it all, JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS captures—and then eviscerates—the bizarre contours of early-2020s culture with more clarity than any piece of contemporary media." - @kellieherson.bsky.social

Some people’s leg tattoos look like random stickers splattered on a teen’s laptop and I just need a more coherent narrative.

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

!!!! (Garraty! Garraty! Come on, 47!)

FREEZE FRAME Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions

‘What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?’

'It’s time to nut up and put on your petticoat—you’re an eighteenth-century governess now.'

May 26-27 we celebrate the Bat Pack - yesterday the birthday of Peter Cushing & today Vincent Price & Christopher Lee, shown here in 1983.

how much a month to avoid having to hear about AI all the fuckin time google

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name. Pope Chicken V (cc @erikahall.bsky.social)

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

If you're having a difficult day, have a read through of this article on the urgent question of whether the Bayeux Tapestry has 93 or 94 penises. And people say history is boring. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

No, I don't want to "quickly hop on a call with you". I want to bump into you at random on a rain-lashed heath, nod at you in silent mutual admiration as we watch a buzzard gliding smoothly over a dramatic chicane in the river, then get the fuck on with my day.

YES Kevin Durand, genre king!

"It’s not your job to be resilient, it’s your employer’s job to provide you with decent working conditions. The purpose of your hobbies and your free time is your enjoyment and fulfilment, not recuperation from work stress."

Clicked through to see if they mentioned Hustle. Hustle mention: ✅

Top Five Directors/Department Chairs I love working with*: 5. Chair of Physics 4. Chair of Philosophy 3. Director, Jackman Humanities Institute 2. Director, School of the Environment 1. Chair of Art History (subject to change daily)

why did obama leave a baseball on the oval office desk

Melanie Woodin, an internationally recognized neuroscientist who studies the mechanisms underlying learning and memory in the brain, has been named #UofT’s 17th president. ➡️ uoft.me/uoftpres

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

Dear Friends and Colleagues: I write with great sadness to say that I have had to change my travel plans and will not be able to join you for the conference to which you had so kindly invited me. I will unfortunately be cancelling all planned visits to the USA. /1

the pinnacle of human achievement

#BlueJays baseball on my tv again. 20 minutes in and Gimenez already stole second and Vladdy hit an RBI single. Davis Schneider is in the lineup later. I'm in heaven.

My sister alerted me that Jane Eyre has been added to Prime. 'The good one!' she says. She means the one with Samantha Morton and Ciarán Hinds. I have taught her well. 😌

Mostly I don't regret not finishing my graduate degree, but sometimes, at moments like this, I do.

For Black History Month, did you know that one of our foundational Tolkien scholars is a Black woman? Melanie Rawls wrote "The Feminine Principle in Tolkien" (1984), among THE seminal works on women and Tolkien. She's written on JRRT and Ursula Le Guin among others and is a fantasist herself.

Around 4,300 years ago, an Egyptian artisan carved a little frog, a grasshopper, and a dragonfly. Lovely details from nature depicted on a wall relief in the Tomb of Kagemni at Saqqara, Egypt. Old Kingdom, Dynasty 6, c. 2345-2323 BC. Photo by me #ReliefWednesday #Archaeology

Every now and then I like to remind people that the giant novelty cheque was invented by the nazis:

I get that we need to talk about politics and serious stuff but there should be a tab on here that takes you to the “non-despair zone” where you can just see pictures of Garfield and shit like that

A woman stopped me as we got off the subway and said, ‘your dog is beautiful…and so well-behaved!’ Goldie can be a stubborn goon like any dog, but I am pretty happy with how chill she is in public. Good job, buddy. ❤️

Gorgeous. Unsettling. Stunnatural. Beautsturbing.

As someone on here once said, when the grocery store AND the airport play your fav jams, it's time to incorporate a multivitamin into your routine

Gwerful Mechain. She was a 15th century Welsh poet who wrote aggressively vivid poems on, amongst other things: wishing a brutal death on domestic abusers, celebrating the glory of the vagina, about her love of big dicks, and slamming her neighbours for not letting her shag their husbands