Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

Leftist dating advice: go on HRT it makes you hotter

How to make your girlfriend forget her medicine more often

I would like to humbly request even more of this in 2026, please.

Let it never be said that I only do political posts.

I love these podcasts with HCR and Joanne Freeman.

The way the Epstein files have been released is both malicious and incompetent. Stuff can be two things.

I just realized another reason why the Lolita quotes written on the girls' bodies in the #EpsteinFiles creeps me out so much. You remember the birthday card? I kinda think he liked the thing with the writing. I can't picture him reading Lolita because it's a book, but maybe. Gives me the shivers.

Not content with stealing the working man's money, they cry for our approval también. Just fuck off, dog. Go enjoy your ill-gotten gains.

X is a safe space for billionaires and their fragile egos. If you want to go to the platform where brainwashed morons and foreign bots fawn over wealth, do it. If you want to hang out with the people who thinks billionaires and their egos ruined our whole society, you're going to catch some shit.

Merry Toyotathon to those who celebrate, and Happy Hondadays to all.

I had a trauma response to someone communicating with me using only emojis. I'm sure that's normal.

@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social Should, should, should, should, should, should... /shrugs/ Your former party spent decades building a doomsday machine with no "off" switch. Now that machine is under new management, but operating exactly as designed.

Technically, Maria Bartiromo is a granddaughter of immigrants. Her grandfather crossed the Atlantic FIVE TIMES to chain migrate his family to New York. She lets the word "illegals" spill out of her mouth for her job on the regular.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

The Immanent Joy of Detrumpification What a beautiful title.

Anybody want to feel optimistic about the future of our culture and technology without having smoke blown up your ass about tech bros being geniuses, this might be what you need to see. It sure is what I needed.

It's just the department of justice. You can't expect people who don't work in the legal system to just know what consciousness of guilt means. Maybe if the DOJ wad a place for lawyers, but it's not. It's a place for podcasters.

He's doing the hunger games and he's still more popular than the democrats.

Somebody Clockwork Orange Ken Martin and force him to watch this until he disassociates.

The DNC fucked up big picking Ken Martin.

Actually, that's a myth. Ostriches don't really bury their heads in the sand in an attempt to escape reality. That's centrists.

I want the plaques from Trump's presidential walk of fame to be preserved. I want to turn Mar-a-Lago into a kitschy theme park to commemorate how goddamn stupid MAGA is, so I can pick up my parents from their nursing home once a year to go do the rides.

So in transfem T4T relationships how do they decide who is the owner and who is the pet? Do they take turns?

Jeffrey Epstein is the Forrest Gump of pedophiles.

Huge news… Discharge petition for extension of ACA tax credits for 3 years now has 218 votes. Speaker Johnson-bring this to the floor as soon as possible

Somebody please play the grindr notification chime really close to Mike Johnson and record his reaction.

I already knew tbh @proleftpodcast.bsky.social

I actually love Apollo-Soyuz. Probably because of For All Mankind. I can't wait for the new season.

The problem with pissing on Margaret Thatcher's grave is that you eventually run out of piss.

Ted Cruz should be banned from quoting The Princess Bride after being such a weak cuck about Trump's Reiner post. And also because he's really cringe when he quotes things.

we are the 6%

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

Did Piers Morgan have a reverse Fetterman stroke or did he just get tired of people laughing when he said he wasn't on the right?

The kinds of people who made sense of the world before the world stopped making sense say shit like this now and that's why we need Heather Cox Richardsonism.

Once again. theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Using taxpayer money to attend a Kid Rock concert is unethical but she had to go see Kid Rock so maybe Lauren Boebert has been punished enough.

Good www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/u...

Hope they don't trade it for another centrist candidate from a rigged or nonexistent primary that they hope will save them without having to actually change anything so they can keep doing fundraising calls and writing strongly worded letters.

Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one