Have you been looking for a spooky podcast episode that you can play along with?? Probably not, but we made one anyway! 😂 Dice, journals, suspension of disbelief, and whimsy (with a capital WHIM) at the ready; we're going on a weird, imaginary adventure and we're taking you all along for the ride!

Feeeeeeelllllzzzzz 😞

Ethan Stern, 25, and Ben Espenson, 23, have both been excitedly gabbling about their special interests and remain completely unaware that there’s zero overlap.

Choose kindness. Choose love. Choose the good kind of mischief. Choose secret libraries with rolling ladders. Choose mysterious meetings with the old gods at the dark end of the forest.

I was today years old when I found out that Dolly Parton recorded a cover of 4 Non Blonde's What's Up? with Linda Perry, and OMG Dolly! Slay! 😯

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

I think I'm already an author of ill repute - if by 'ill repute' we mean terminally late and unproductive 🫣

Experts Very Confident That Disease That Makes Health Problems Worse Is Not Responsible For Worsening Health Problems

Make any comment about the evil of AI on the internet and you will inevitably get people saying, "Ah, but you can't halt progress." You know what else people thought was progress not long after it came into common use? Asbestos. www.tom-cox.com/in-the-villa...

Well this is going to be one heckin' chonker of an episode 🫣 I think this may be our longest KOFY yet 😂

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

No One Knows What Is Causing This Coughing Sickness Thing Where You Get All Hot And It Even Seems That People Can Pass It From One Person To Another

Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.

If you're sick of water companies being allowed to pump s**t into our rivers with no accountability: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Be the change you want to see in the world. After that, be a rumpled library detective, or a legendary creature of tentacles & teeth who haunts foggy villages along the coast, or something cool like that. You deserve it.

Take down bird feeders this summer to cut spread of avian disease, says RSPB

Um, well now I need a Muppet Tarot deck to exist, please and thank you.

Karen Hoyland, 35, who believes both vaccines and having friends cause autism, actively encourages her six-year-old son Finley to get potentially deadly measles for reasons too stupid to print.

It might not be an obvious first choice for a still-coviding holiday, but actually, a Haven Holiday Park worked really well for us. We needed somewhere CHEAP and had the ability to go out of season. Their 2nd week of opening, it was almost deserted, check in/out was drive-through (cont in comments)

Truly a song for our times. Although this tune is an absolute banger, quite unlike this timeline.

Medical Community Concerned By Public’s Tendency To Notice Their Own Symptoms

Timeline cleanse. ....and breathe.

Keir Starmer has dragged the UK into this war against our will. UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire. This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.

Bit late, but I finally got around to doing my March journal page. And yes, I am definitely feeling the call of the sea right now - take me to the beach already!! #Journalling #JournalPages

Our complaint against Lord Chadlington has been upheld. He has been suspended for 1 year. We welcome his decision to step down. However long it takes, we will continue pursuing accountability for figures who abused their positions during the pandemic. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Literally leaped out of my office chair to perform a one-woman standing ovation to my laptop screen after reading this 💚👏👏👏👏💚

👏👏👏Thanks to Rivka Gottlieb from @cbffjuk.bsky.social 💕 Ongoing issues today: "Wider access to vaccination... Legislation around air quality... Mask wearing in healthcare settings that would protect the vulnerable." These are simple things, but they have become so politicised."

It’s a popular position among the far right to decry trans people as mentally ill But the real illness is any society targeting a portion of their population and insisting: “You must dress this way, and only this way, in order to be accepted as human and valid.”

After years of evidence, the Covid Inquiry hearings end today. The Inquiry will publish 8 reports over the next 2 years that will provide a blueprint for changing this country and saving lives. But that change will only happen if we fight for it.

Gotta be grasping tentacles 🐙

The Singles Soundtrack for this forever grunge casualty

From the depths of my soul ... yes, one thousand percent this.

So relatable 😂

i really wish people hadn’t declared it over and chucked their masks in the garbage, when it was absolutely not over. we didn’t used to be sick ALL THE TIME. but the average adult is on their fifth covid infection, and so many kids have never known life without the impacts of repeated infections.

Post a photograph you took, no context, to bring some zen to the "feed".

You can be anything you want. Be the haunted creature in the catacombs. Be the ghostly noise in the attic of a gothic manor. Be the reason villagers stay away from the ragged edge of the mossy forest.

I am not a content creator, I am a wrangler of weird, a weaver of yarns, a bard of strange utterings and whisperer of phantoms. 😉

The sailors on the USS Gerald Ford who keep stuffing their t-shirts into the toilets so the bathrooms flood and the carrier can’t deploy to Iran should be awarded a collective Nobel Peace Prize

Famously reclusive author. Does reclusive script writer count? (Even though I still have to work a 9-5 to afford life lol) If so, I kinda nailed it, mainly thanks to having no choice but to shield for the last 6 years. But still, living the dream right? ... Right?! 😂

Well that ray of hope didn't last long, did it. Just woke up to another war, apparently 😢

🚨 NEW DfE GUIDANCE - VENTILATION & AIR QUALITY - Clean air matters - especially for #ClinicallyVulnerable children, staff and families. This is an important recognition that airborne transmission is preventable. 1/

The people of Gorton and Denton have rejected hate. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The anti-trans machine is coordinated and bankrolled by powerful conservative and religious networks. We’re asking for a fraction of that to expose how it operates and deliver the journalism Trans+ communities deserve 🏳️‍⚧️ Please back us if you’re able: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...

Now there is hope! It's no longer a choice between grim and grimmer. We can vote for who we want and win. Anywhere. It's just one constituency, but the Green victory in Gorton and Denton is an electric shock to our political system.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

Hope feels good 💚😊💚

Charlie Stayt, "A lot of people think those leaflets are the nasty side of politics" Zack Polanski, "Genocide is quite nasty"

Gonna try and start knitting my #MeltTheICE hat today! www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...