Pessoas de outros estados foram atingidos pelos raios em Brasília na manifestação do Noé às avessas™. A pergunta é simples. Quem pagou as passagens e hospedagens desta galera que acabou dando prejuízo ao SUS por irresponsabilidade de um moleque? A pauta da quicando.

GONZALEZZZZZZZ

Cada punt é pior que o anterior, se por um milagre for pro Super Bowl, pode mandar embora e contratar outro

Deixe para o Drake Maye pra vacilar numa 4th and 1 desse jeito

I think about this post a lot

Ô JUIZ DO APITO NERVOSO

it’s that time again

Drake Maye tá de volta no primeiro mês da temporada, tá feia a coisa

Maye lançando em cobertura tripla, tá de brincadeira

Esse é o maior sofrimento que ele já passou na vida desde o dia em que chegou em casa depois da escola e soube que não tinham preparado o copo de nesquik morango pra ele

Vocês que são de Brasilia, esse show será no dia 21/02 no Conic

Esss jogo de hoje tem um cheirinho de que vão tentar carregar o CD Tacón prum título...

Well, and the wrath of god (bees, scorching heat, etc)

i do enjoy that some of the most formidable Sincaraz opponents are his own body and his own mind respectively

Who needs to run!? Not Jannik Sinner. Mad respect for what he did, really. He suffered and suffered in silence, no drama, no whining, no shouting at the box, nothing.He just stayed out there and suffered all the way to the win.That 5.0 also hit at the last moment to save him! Spizzirri’s nerves too.

Amazon is planning to cut up to 16,000 jobs starting next week. The company is valued at $2.5 trillion and made nearly $60 billion in profit in the first nine months of 2025.

Subiu a fumaça branca! Habemus novo Banco Master!

beleza bacana batman

A impressão é que toda noite eu ligo a TV pra ver o #AustralianOpenNaESPN e eles tiram o jogo bom que tá passando pra mostrar a Sabalenka 😴

1 minuto de acréscimos tomado esperando o juiz autorizar uma cobrança de falta

E la vem ele... NIKOLAS... menino aguerrido, caminhando por 22 horas, 700km descalço no asfalto quente em direção ao municipio de Jarangonhonha que em tupi significa fumador de maconha

"É assim que tem que ser" - Papai Bandit

sentimental value not being nominated for best casting when like the whole cast was nominated is pretty funny you gotta admit

Kkkkkk... Ele ia só fazer a mídia mas não contava que ia chegar um monte de doente pra acompanhar e fazer ele andar kkkk

ATENÇÃO! SE O FORREST GOLPE FINGIR DESMAIO PRA NÃO COMPLETAR A CAMINHADA ATÉ BRASÍLIA, EU SORTEAREI UMA CAMISETA @sound3vision.bsky.social ENTRE OS RT'S

🥰🥰 processem 🥰🥰

Ask Ben Shelton and Tommy Paul what you asked Coco about the Trump regime. I dare you!

it's SO INTERESTING that coco is the only American who gets asked about American politics. A riddle.

The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙

Remember back in 2018 when Ryan Harrison called Yannick Hanfmann a piece of shit German motherfucker? (tbf it's still possible he was talking to a fan) Well today Ryan Harrison is commentating Hanfmann's match 😵‍💫

How else are they gonna sell blockchain ledgers… I mean uh… the metaverse? No, wait. I meant NFTs. That’s the one! Jokes aside, they’ve run out of things to do and things to sell. The difference is LLMs come with the implicit promise of replacing labor so they need everyone to dig their own graves.

Preach! Also, not unlike block chain and Web3. If you weren't enthusiastically using it for everything, somehow you were the problem.

juxtapose this with the AI garbage from tech evangelists we’re seeing right now. if your tool is good, you don’t need to constantly try to convince people to use it.

when kubernetes was barely known & the community of folks around it was super excited to be working on it, no one in that community insulted or belittled other people for not using or trusting it. they were just like “ok cool, you do you”

“One notable MIT study found that 95 percent of companies that integrated AI saw zero meaningful growth in revenue. For coding tasks, one of AI’s most widely hyped applications, another study showed that programmers who used AI coding tools actually became slower at their jobs.”

Que thread incrível essa aqui

Tem quem consiga dizer que tenista tem que deixar os problemas pessoais fora da quadra. Como se ter o país invadido e viver em condições precárias fosse um problema normal do dia a dia.

Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

I don't understand holding a football game at an F1 race site but whatever I guess

Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?

Meu amigo, se aparece uma mulher na TV com o cabelo mal arrumado igual esse aí do Andreoli, o mundo cai de forma inacreditável

Isso aqui foi uma loucura

Lá na outra rede se você chamar alguém de corno o cara responde “grok, é verdade que eu sou corno?”

New junior to watch in 2026: Ntungamili Raguin of Botswana, who turns 17 next week. Currently in AO Jr qualifying, but after this win over top seed Alexandrescou in Traralgon J300, he's got everyone's attention. Currently on a 17-match ITF Jr winning streak.

"Não tem imprensa mais entreguista que a brasileira" Imprensa britânica: segura a minha cerveja de temperatura ambiente