Had a 10k race, it was 85 degrees and humid, I kept thinking I was finally getting “runners high” got home and realized I was 5lbs lighter. Turns out all I got was the dehydration.

Shot under par on 18 holes for the first time during a tournament today #discgolf 🥏

Tag rounds are so wild, I can shoot a low score and still end up with a higher tag than I started with 🥏

Meth Dealers in Indianapolis finding out the Colts owner died

Just signed up for a 15k next weekend because “if you sign up, I’ll sign up” is the worst form of peer pressure also I’ve never run more than a 10k before so this should be interesting

25mg before the 5k, if I don’t get runners high naturally then I’ll just get high and run. Ended up setting a PR

People on X certainly have their theories: "JD Vance can't be the antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic."

Time for a new pope where a group old men select an even older man to wear a gown, change his identity and use a preferred name but who also can’t understand Trans Issues

Just signed up to do my first half marathon this fall which proves even in my old age I still haven’t learned how to make good choices

How am I supposed to train and run on the trail when all you MF out here walking smoking a blunt just tempting me to stop and join you

Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this gorgeous art

Spent an hour doing field work and another putting 🥏 Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼‍♂️

No matter how low my expectations are I’m somehow always let down

Forever in my heart (this Scottish goddess, not Thatcher)

Do people with hand fetishes think everyone speaking sign language is flirting with them? Wife: JFC how strong is that Penjamin?

Police arrest 2 men connected to mysterious murder of black trans public health activist - LGBTQ Nation www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/poli...

When you realize you now need to work until you’re dead you want being dead to happen as quickly as possible

Abigail Wilson has come out as an openly bigoted player on the DGPT. Reach out to her listed sponsors about continuing support for her and whether she represents their values and products. rogueirondg.com/pages/contact madmandodiscs.com/madmando-dis... www.kastaplast.com/en-us/pages/...

Booker is explaining why my mental disc golf game is weak and I’ll never improve until I commit to improving

Hi Bluesky. It’s Hillary. I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

[Husband 911] Me: I just shattered the gravy boat. 911: She'll kill you. M: I know. 911: We never spoke. M: What? 911: Good luck *Click*

You know what, fuck it, already just did it bsky.app/profile/did:...

You ever do something you love to do and are reasonably well at so badly that you just sit in your car questioning your life’s choices? Yeah me neither

One of my favorite things about social media is that the algorithm knows I’m getting older so it just automatically starts showing me AARP and knee brace Ads. Can’t wait till I start getting funeral homes and coffin Ads.

Def Leopard would be upset if I didn’t pour some sugar on me.

Imagine that you are summoned. What gif shows that?

Nazi cowards kidnapping an innocent woman in broad daylight. This is what America has always been, but it's rarely been so blatant in modern history.

What’s scarier they leaked the Yemen shit on purpose or they are just that incompetent ??

Me in a National Security Group Chat: Do you think we could bully Trump into trying the JFK Challenge?

Me in the national security team group chat

Hegseth RN: Shit, I meant to send a dick pick!!!

here is sir patrick stewart in movies he should have been in: thread

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop a muppet into a psychological thriller.

without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?

Running really be like 1st Mile: This isn’t bad, let’s kick it up 2nd Mile: OMG WTF were you thinking? 3rd Mile: Where the fucking car?? This was a terrible idea Then three days of walking like a new born giraffe

betty white as roses: thread

And the JFK Assassination files will lower the price of eggs how?

Speaking of Don Black, I found out days ago his son Derek Black came out as trans almost a year ago in a new book. To say his parents and godfather David Duke aren't happy is an understatement. 😂 www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

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If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?

You ever sit on the toilet so long your watch dings to remind you to get up and move around? Yeah me neither

Fucking cone was so long, had me questioning my life’s choices at the end. Then I remember I was sitting on my deck in my pjs, smoking a cone, drinking coffee and being paid to listen to a meeting I had to attend and not participate in. Fuck, my life’s choices were awesome

If you looked up Feckless in the dictionary it would just show a picture Chuck Schumer

your honor I don’t know how to say this…. Gyllenhaal. Gyllenhaal? Gyllenhaal? Gyllenhaal.

RIP to the dude who saved me thousands in free movies, shows and music

“You see, that was funny because no one could imagine one banana costing $10.”