THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE CLINCHED THE #1 SEED IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!

"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong (April 8, 2025)

If someone got that Ask Jeeves site up and running again I’m sure we could find a journalist to be like “stunning…technology has created an actual butler…what hath our creator wrought?! zounds! we have become both deliverer and destroyer! Jeeves! Herald of both darkness and light!”

we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 3,1964

I wanna use this app more but like none of my friends are here 💀

This rocks from first to last frame.

Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.

Four Seasons Landscaping-gate remains the funniest political moment of my lifetime but accidentally adding the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic to your top secret war crimes groupchat is in the mix for sure.

you what

Happy Tuesday! 🤣 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #TrumpIsACriminal #FuckTrump #FuckMusk

"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.

Wait the Barack Obama that DMed me and I sent all that money to isn’t the real one????? We were getting married in august 😭 😭 😭

Oh this goes HARD 🔥🔥🔥

*complete and utter silence* someone several miles away: *slightly shifts their weight* Microsoft Teams: yOuR mIcRoPhOnE iS mUtEd!!!!!

If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

Several people popped into this thread to chastise me for using the word "fuck" so many times in one post, and I was all, "oh, honey, that's my actual brand" in my brain before I blocked them so they never have to see my filthy filthy posts on Bluesky ever again

I’m oomf, somebody give me an alliance that isn’t dumpster juice with bounties