Wrapping up Christmas Day with what has become a tradition for me in the last few years: being bloated and sad lol

it is single milf chinese food christmas dinner o clock

You couldn't make It's a Wonderful Life today (someone who runs a bank would never be sent to jail)

The prettiest transsexual at Sacred Heart midnight mass for 3 years running

The prettiest transsexual at Sacred Heart midnight mass for 3 years running

Happy Holidays to all men who carry a pocket knife with them every day. This is the day you trained for and it's your time to shine

My Favorite Pics from each month (not counting the ones I took with friends because I don't like posting pictures of friends online without their consent) because of course I'm gonna post those

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. So I could be the least favorite son AND the least favorite daughter.

My Favorite Pics from each month (not counting the ones I took with friends because I don't like posting pictures of friends online without their consent) because of course I'm gonna post those

idk how to explain this but December 22-24 are all the same day

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

It might be working??? (respectfully)

I've seen almost no national coverage of the Trump gestapo moving into Columbus to kidnap people over the past week or so.

My special Christmas talent is constantly misplacing my scissors, tape, and pen while wrapping gifts

Getting a good score on my blood pressure cause someone in the waiting room complimented my lipstick

You *can* change your sex. I *did* change mine. If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.

Happy 5 year anniversary of my new face reveal to me.

This has been sitting on my desk for a week while I wait to meet up with one of my best friends for Christmas because if it's not in front of me at all times I will absolutely forget to give it to her.

cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”

the full speech is something to see & is one of the reasons it is good to have a trans member of congress youtu.be/5LqVMCW4e0c?...

hi, cis folks! today, congress votes on 2 bills —HR498 & HR3492—one bans medicaid funds for providers of trans youth care; the other criminalizes that care, imposing penalties including jail. either one passing destroys lives. we need you to call & tell your rep to vote no. tap into the 🧵for more

gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale? doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?

I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Its transphobic that I have to go back to work after crying this much at therapy this afternoon

Doing real bad tonight. Real bad. As bad as it's been for a while.

Grumpy because the snow ruined my plans for this morning. I was looking forward to them all week and relying on them to recharge my emotional battery and now I'm just stuck on drained with no way to charge it.

While I was at the University of Dayton, I ran into a guy who grew up on the same street as me on campus. We exchanged pleasantries and he invited me to go with a group he was taking to go see a movie in a few days. That movie: The Passion of the Christ.

If you've yet to purchase Woodworking, the debut novel from Emily St. James (that's me), the ebook is on sale everywhere for a few days. Just $1.99! Also, the hardcover is readily available, and you can preorder the paperback, out in May. Hurrah! bookshop.org/p/books/wood...

One Republican who opposed redistricting in Indiana? Mike Bohacek, who said he would oppose it because Trump used the R word to describe Tim Walz. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Adding the word socialization to my muted words list

Btw this turned out to be my mom had ordered poinsettias for their customers and one of them is married to a Nicole and they had my contact number by accident. Whoops. Could've done with some flowers tho

My ass has never been so got.

Thanking God that I got my bsky invite before it started letting the inviter know that you cashed it in and what handle you were using. If any of my coworkers started following me here I'd probably deactivate and create a new account lol

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

Dev on my team 3 weeks ago: Let's use minimal APIs Me today: Looks like I'm reinventing controllers from First Principles

Our code would be so much better for this project if I wrote all of it. Not because I'm the best programmer on the project but because people actually look at my code and review it critically unlike they do for the men on my team. 🫠

I wonder how many women saw the towers fall on 9/11 and decided to have an abortion right there

i love to go to the gym and beat the hell out of my own Ass

I posted this a week ago and I'm still upset this only got 8 likes... I'm chopped or something I guess

I got 3 calls this week about a flower delivery that was supposed to show up today. No idea who is sending them or why. All I know is it was from a shop that's back from my hometown. It's 6:15pm and they still haven't shown up. 🤷‍♀️

I posted this a week ago and I'm still upset this only got 8 likes... I'm chopped or something I guess

It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies. This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week. This is almost everything the government is doing.

I'm coding again for my job and I'm going to make it the problem of all 10 of my followers.

All of this nullable check stuff they added to C# made it bad. I will not elaborate any further.

Finally, FINALLY got to take my normal lunch-time-ish walk for the first time this week.

I deleted (almost) all of my Meta accounts last year and while I don't miss it much, it really sucks not really being able to keep up with friends that are only on Facebook or businesses and orgs that only post their updates on Facebook/Instagram. I'm really just gonna have to reactivate huh?

shes just like me fr fr

Every year my Spotify Wrapped just points at me and yells "Weeb!"