When your plans for the evening are to eat your weight in Mexican food and get high enough to touch the moon.

We had to say goodbye to Chairman Mrow today. She was a great cat and I'm gonna miss her so freaking much

bumping this every time nextjs is a trash framework

the guys who still can't tell if they're sharing their screen after a decade of doing it every single day are gonna tell me which technologies are the future

4 but I feel like grapefruit shouldn't count because it fucks with one of my medications (The others are bananas, cottage cheese, and black licorice)

Hello. NextJS is a trash framework. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Can't believe I went like 8 years before realizing that I have a cool HRT start date of 2/22. I could've done something fun for 2/22/22 and absolutely did not lol

Fuck it dude, let's go skiing

Fuck it dude, let's go skiing

go wet birds

That Eagle is praying to Mecca

I have no idea what's going on but I am happy that this is making the worst people in the world very angry.

A red light hates to see her coming

A red light hates to see her coming

Hey my boyfriend saw you from across the bedroom and we really dig your vibe.

stranger: what do you do for work? me, shamefully: computer

Twice in the last month I've been able to determine how long a thing takes by looking at my camera roll and measuring the amount of time between the before and after selfie.

ACAB includes Style Cop

I need to shovel AGAIN? rude

Hello. NextJS is a trash framework. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

OSU Athletics promo video where Brutus drives a car into rival campus buildings

Making sure to update my profile pic with one that's taken in the same car from the same angle so no one gets confused.

Get you someone that looks at you like a Columbus driver looks at the side of a building abc6onyourside.com/news/local/p...

I haven't been posting much because the snow and cold has me bummed out a bit. I feel like I'm a shade paler than my concealer now and I feel like my face is just splotchy and bleh.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

My new favorite bit is to tell millennial cis women that I'm using St. Ives Apricot scrub and watch them recoil in horror until I add "on my feet"

me and who?

The amount of damage Ace Ventura did to young millennial trans girls was incalculable.

Ok I started doing this eyeliner every day and now when I don't do it I feel like I look like shit lol

I'm legit thinking about cosplaying Vamp Fatale at the Final Fantasy 14 Fan Fest in April.

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

"Louise Perry is a journalist based in Britain."

I kept thinking I was gonna get today off for a snow day last night. Grabbing a bucket of snow and dumping it in the hallway between my bedroom and the office and declaring a level 3 snow emergency

Happy 2 year anniversary to the day where I went to go get pizza with coworkers with a giant piece of tape on my forehead because I got a hair transplant two days before.

to the extent that there is a “carrot” to trumpism it is the same carrot that slaveholders offered to lower class white men: “you can be an overseer”

you best believe im rocking the hello kitty onesie on this snow day

at last... obio

It's Star Trek Beyond, the only Trek movie of the Kelvin timeline

wasted a whole day just to find out the dotnet test implementation of the new Microsoft Testing Platform is just full of fucking bugs. Well, at least full of a bug that impacts me directly.

Having the realization that I have several crushes on some of my guy friends and zero crushes on any of my gal friends and deciding I do not want to interrogate that realization any further 😇

I fucking hate React lol

6 years ago today I had my bottom surgery. Also 6 years ago today the first COVID case was officially recorded in the US. I guess what I'm saying is that my penis was what was keeping the world together. My bad. (also didn't get to celebrate 5 years because that was the inauguration lol)

"But where are you gonna meet a guy like that?" she asks herself, leaving the place where there was a guy like that.

The fact that he can’t seize this moment to become president through back room intrigue really speaks to all the different ways that JD Vance is the biggest piece of shit in the country. Dick Cheney gets this one done before the day’s over.

Another not insignificant amount is how fucking pretty some of the girls in here are.

Conference flannel

Today's conference look:

Last day conference outfit