No sane person "wants" Linux, you become an adult and just buy a Mac

but no really we need cis ppl who positively and enthusiastically advocate for us and i dont care if it's a little corny bc im so fucking tired of the ironic detachment "no one cares" angle of allyship

I'm going to make a card on our board called "meetings" so I can move cards across the board again. It'll be the dev equivalent of giving your little brother/sister an unplugged Nintendo controller so they can play along with you.

Me as a single woman currently living in Ohio

My most boomer-esque feature is that I use whichever heart emoji is easiest for me to get at.

I have fixed all of the problems with my face (plucked my eyebrows)

The absolute horror that comes with realizing that 2016 was 10 years ago

bumping this every time nextjs is a trash framework

ok im doing this for real

Last night's Valentine's Day outfit lol

Today I tried on this dress that was so flattering on me but I didn't end up buying it because where am I ever going to wear a velvet dress?

When your plans for the evening are to eat your weight in Mexican food and get high enough to touch the moon.

We had to say goodbye to Chairman Mrow today. She was a great cat and I'm gonna miss her so freaking much

the guys who still can't tell if they're sharing their screen after a decade of doing it every single day are gonna tell me which technologies are the future

4 but I feel like grapefruit shouldn't count because it fucks with one of my medications (The others are bananas, cottage cheese, and black licorice)

Hello. NextJS is a trash framework. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Can't believe I went like 8 years before realizing that I have a cool HRT start date of 2/22. I could've done something fun for 2/22/22 and absolutely did not lol

Fuck it dude, let's go skiing

Fuck it dude, let's go skiing

go wet birds

That Eagle is praying to Mecca

I have no idea what's going on but I am happy that this is making the worst people in the world very angry.

A red light hates to see her coming

A red light hates to see her coming

Hey my boyfriend saw you from across the bedroom and we really dig your vibe.

stranger: what do you do for work? me, shamefully: computer

Twice in the last month I've been able to determine how long a thing takes by looking at my camera roll and measuring the amount of time between the before and after selfie.

ACAB includes Style Cop

I need to shovel AGAIN? rude

Hello. NextJS is a trash framework. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

OSU Athletics promo video where Brutus drives a car into rival campus buildings

Making sure to update my profile pic with one that's taken in the same car from the same angle so no one gets confused.

Get you someone that looks at you like a Columbus driver looks at the side of a building abc6onyourside.com/news/local/p...

I haven't been posting much because the snow and cold has me bummed out a bit. I feel like I'm a shade paler than my concealer now and I feel like my face is just splotchy and bleh.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

My new favorite bit is to tell millennial cis women that I'm using St. Ives Apricot scrub and watch them recoil in horror until I add "on my feet"

me and who?

Ok I started doing this eyeliner every day and now when I don't do it I feel like I look like shit lol

I'm legit thinking about cosplaying Vamp Fatale at the Final Fantasy 14 Fan Fest in April.

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

"Louise Perry is a journalist based in Britain."

I kept thinking I was gonna get today off for a snow day last night. Grabbing a bucket of snow and dumping it in the hallway between my bedroom and the office and declaring a level 3 snow emergency

Happy 2 year anniversary to the day where I went to go get pizza with coworkers with a giant piece of tape on my forehead because I got a hair transplant two days before.

to the extent that there is a “carrot” to trumpism it is the same carrot that slaveholders offered to lower class white men: “you can be an overseer”

you best believe im rocking the hello kitty onesie on this snow day

at last... obio