I just got word that my former band teacher of 7 years is leaving the school I graduated from☹️

🔥🔥🔥

The jump-scare I got hearing Steve Hilton talk about Del Taco in a British accent lol

Wondering where all the skeets are and then remembering I muted the book club and movie tag everyone was using

#Eurovision #ESC #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026 #UnitedByMusic One more day!!!

“My sperm would totally crush your sperm” type conversation

So next summer, for the first time in my life, I finally will get to travel west of the Mississippi River😭🙏 Any guess which city I’m visiting?

feels like this day will never end :(

I swear to God I thought this was already a thing, and RuPaul was the one hosting it😭

I’m convinced the food review girl did something bad…like no one heel turns into an evangelical Christian out of nowhere without some sort of baggage attached

If you listen closely, you can hear the camera shuttering from Dr. Acton’s ad gurus.

Guys…I think my gap year that’s about to spill into its 3rd year, might be coming to an end this summer👀

Mothers Day dinner turned into a long conversation with the manager about job openings, which was forced upon by my sister in-law lol

Penn and Teller - Temu edition

Hey, Jared, how many days are there left to apply to Big ORGephant 3? Apply now at the link below: 🔗 tinyurl.com/mrx4jm8r #BB28 #BBsky #BigOrgephant

Now why are you on BB Bros, Chris…

Clearly you weren’t at OSU’s 2024 graduation ceremony… Believe me when I tell you, whatever you think made the ones you attended so bad, this was far worse😭🫩

I’ve taken so much Benadryl this week, that I’m shocked the Hat Man didn’t pay me a visit

I haven’t kept up with Eurovision this year, but GLORY TO FINLAND🦅🔥

Just saw the title of the next episode😩 #TheBoys

I swear to god I thought this discarded tea bag was a rat, and it scared the shit out of me when I almost stepped on it😩

You know late stage capitalism is at an all time low when prediction markets like Kalshi is now in the business of making cereal😔

Apply!!!!!! OR ELSE

more notably do you have what it takes to be the next big orgephant runner up??????????? 👀

I think it’s inappropriate and rude to use the silhouette of a ROBBED 4th place finisher for this post ngl #BigORGephant

I saw someone on MeidasTouch earlier say that the Virginia redistricting ruling will actually backfire on republicans, and as much as I want that to be true, I think it’s just cope

Platner Agrees!

It’s what they did in Ohio and nobody went to jail!

Well scratchy throat is gone (I think), but this nose is still stuffed😩

If Platner’s actually a Nazi, then he sure as hell is terrible at being one lol Like why would a “Nazi” like Platner stop at a tattoo?! You don’t see him denying the Holocaust, you don’t see him pushing eugenics, you sure as hell don’t see him blaming “the Jews” for Israel’s genocide in Gaza

And people are so convinced he’s another Fetterman LMAO

Our little garden is starting to bloom😍

It’s hard to consider turning 20 a “milestone”, especially since 21 is just around the corner lol

Wait #AllStars11 has already premiered?!

We are 6 episodes in, and still no one from Gen V😩 #TheBoys

Y'all ever seen a blind man roll a joint on the bus? Cause I just did

Allergies kicking my ass rn🫩

Sea of Thieves is allergic to making any new changes permanent, cause why tf are all these events and new game modes time limited😭

I honestly hope there’s a Heterosexual Awesome-Fest in my area this pride month…Like I just want to experience the disaster I saw last year myself

The Wendy’s app glitched and gave me one of my biggie bags for free😻

We do have Greg Levy running against Jon Husted and Sherrod Brown in the senate race as a third party socialist…but on track to winning, absolutely not Even tho his policies most align with what I want, I do wish he ran in the primary against Sherrod Brown and not as a 3rd party in the general

I’m trying to find out how many votes Amy Acton ended up getting last night, but no one is reporting the vote count because she ran uncontested😩

Especially since Amy Acton has been running unopposed in the primary this entire time, with Vivek Ramaswamy already being “declared” the nominee late last year with the endorsement of Trump and Vance

Matthew Lillard in the MCU and DCU🥹

Kinda annoyed that all the major news networks are only now talking about Ohio’s gubernatorial race, but I guess better later than never

Let’s go Dr. Amy Acton!!! #OHIO