my man got us pinecrest bakery so we will have breakfast ready when we wake up tomorrow man i love miami sometimes

i know i need to stop sewing tonight because i’ve reached the point where not wearing the proper ppe is starting to affect me but like im SO CLOSE

they have to get a class action lawsuit going like😭😭😭😭

like why do you literally have rabies

if you “don’t like water” ur a nasty bitch

sometimes babygirl is a 40-year-old bisexual french-canadian man #heatedrivalry

someone needs to do something about the absolute epidemic of drivers of facetime that has infected miami

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FUTURE BIG BROTHER WINNER @mushqoom.bsky.social 💕✨

does anyone know why men sometimes ask for permission to use the bathroom in their own house? for context my boyfriend and i have two bathrooms so it’s never an issue but he always asks permission? like you like here too? and i’ve seen his friends do it in their places too

I love talking to myself! Whether it be in the truck, while I’m cooking, or even in my own comment sections, I can be found talking to myself 😌🫶🏼

guys i watched the first episode and a half of #thetraitorsus before my friend had to leave… rob c is kindaaaaaaa 🫣

u fucken heard me hollander

we are so amazing. the things we’ve been doing without ai. so stunning.

lazy girls charcuterie board. my friend is on her way. it’s traitors time :). premade cosmos in the fridge

love people who bring food to the office. thank you mystery flan you were delicious and restorative

i really gotta get vermont so i can claim the whole eastern region

part of me wants to unmute everything bc i KNOW there’s way more active people here and then the other part of me is being smart and going into the premiere with minimal spoilers

i have deciddd going into watching the traitors tonight that i will be rooting for chaos and chaos alone. enough spoilers have peeped through where i know enough that if i went in with any other expectations id be disappointed but knowing that going in for fun means i will still have fun

we pray for moments like this

i get so nervous every time a post of mine is pulled out of this little bubble, even when all the interactions are positive (such as today)

Every "AI Haters" list I'm added to makes me stronger

road to 50: i’m starting survivor: cambodia today! this is my thread where i’ll share my thoughts as i watch (unspoiled). pls mute if you’re uninterested but feel free to share thoughts as i get thru the season!

bro my work nemesis KNOWINGLY came in with the flu after the CEO told them to STAY HOME. sick and twisted. that is not good work ethic that is being evil and spreading your virus to everyone.

if anyone is curious but isn’t aware, there’s a rumor going around that one of the sens members would tell his wife about all the cheating on the team - only for her to find out HE was cheating too. so she called all the wags up and told them and basically EVERYONE on the team is being dumped

so it’s sounding like from everything getting thru my muted words and hashtags that i will likely need the cocktails i prepped for the watch party tonight

if you have post notifications on for anyone and you don’t want traitors spoilers i’d recommend turning them off :/

AND TAG YOUR REPLIES

I don't care how cryptic or small your post is USE THE TAG OMFG

just use the tag there's literally no reason not to

so it turns out if someone you have post notifications for uses a hashtag you’ve muted, you see their full post in your notifications tab on iphone but when you click on it, the app tells you it’s muted 🙄🙄

this is what i imagine shane hollander eats when they say he eats gross food #heatedrivalry

hoping that the mute button holds and i don’t get the traitors spoiled for me 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

MY BOYFRIEND JUST SAID WHEN WE MOVE I CAN GET A HAIRLESS CAT WHEN HE GETS A BLACK CAT!!!!

Everyone the moment they turned their feeds on to seeing Rachel gone:

48 days to get thru 20 survivor seasons. this is a tall order. i need to watch at minimum 5 episodes per day

doom scrolling social media does not fight fascism it will just make you too miserable and depressed to fight fascism fill your algorithm with things that will make you happy. you can't fight anything by just posting online and adding to the massive shitpile of misery don't be a pussie le'queur

Please remember to tag your Traitors posts tonight bc some of us can't stay up to watch all three episodes! #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS

Thank Grod for Peacock and Apple TV posting new episodes of shows during prime time hours and not at 1 or 2 in the morning like Paramount, Hulu, Netflix et al. I would have lost my shit waiting to watch tonight's episodes while the skyline was already riddled with discourse and spoilers.

i fear the escapism is not working today

I need Traitors for my sanity like right now

they’re sharing nostalgia bait for my high school years on instagram reels i CANNOT be that old

ok yall. this is the grind to 50. im starting survivor: worlds apart. i’m watching all the seasons of survivor spoiler free and in order! feel free to mute if you don’t want to see!

~24 hours 🏰

i can’t wait for people who know rob as the guy from the ad on airplane TVs to see him on the traitors

this is taylor swifts future father in law by the way. he’s a big fan of the reputation era

ROB & DONNA ✨ #thetraitorsus

DONATELLA?!?!??!?!

Me starting Thursday: They were really good at Big Brother, I swear!

Also this is an Ozzy hate account, sorry! That man is a weirdo. #Survivor50