can confirm listening to slayyyter and drinking a glass of red wine while doing the dishes made the time pass 20x faster

i just bought myself an upgraded knitting machine so if anyone’s interested i’ll sell them a bond Ultimate Sweater Machine for the cost of shipping

if you need reading glasses but nothing else would you be allowed to have them for tiny veto

everyone and their mother in this bathroom right now and i’m POOPINg someone save me there’s literally a line and i look like i don’t care and im just on my phone but that’s NOT WJATS HAPPENINH

Obviously I'm excited for Big Brother but I'm also excited for RHAP's coverage of it too. Like I been missing the live feed updates, the Stockwatch, The Slop etc. Lol

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

not worried about what my first song on spotify was bc the reason i got the app was bc a kid left a cd mixtape on my desk in 8th grade to show me he liked me but the cd player in my family macbook corrupted all the files and the only thing left was the title so i searched up all the songs on spotify

Sabrina Carpenter stuns for her birthday.

next month is the month of coworkers showing up to work and handing you mameys, mangos, and avocados and i have been waiting all YEAR for this

According to the mommy bloggers Aaryn has been vying for this spot for a WHIIILE

feels like this day will never end :(

need to remind people of this proverb

how is an apartment that comes with an aerial silks studio + membership the same price as mine that comes with complementary roach infestations and a worse location

honestly love working at a place that when i come back in office after a week working from home sick their only question is “are you sure you’re healthy enough to be here?”

i’m in the office for the first time in a week. seeing other human beings. finally

In honor of Mother’s Day, today we celebrate the most iconic mother-off in Big ORGephant history: @mattyvision.bsky.social v. @flutedyke.bsky.social May they find peace ✌️ #BB28 #BigOrgephant

one of the motivators for going back to school is to get a better commencement speaker like honestly of all the graduations i’ve gone to my commencement speaker was the absolute worst it sucks

rooting for any and all friends in the casting process <3 it would be a dream to watch one of my bloomfs play!! #BBSky

Give me a shotgun and we’ll be able to bike without bugs flying into our mouths.

is a haircut like this a bad idea or the best idea i’ve ever had. also attaching photos of me rn and the shortest hair i’ve ever had

i’m watching casablanca for the first time and wow star wars took a lot of influence from it

i’m having a lil movie marathon night to myself and noticed i haven’t been coughing as much!!

big brother season 28 predictions because i’m excited: - 10 newbies, 6 returnees - premier date either LIVE july 4th or tuesday july 7th with a july 4th move in - possible theme: great american summer with america’s vote opportunities (bc of love island fan input popularity/cbs republicanism)

ready for the premiere date drop #bb28 #bbsky

watching my friend on find my friends walk the streets of rome like she’s a mii on my tomodachi island

my whole instagram feed being about a virus while i’m stuck sick working from home this entire week feels like i got randomly transported 6 years into the past

I don’t think it’ll happen today but I’m going to just be delulu and hope for a #bb28 premiere date!

yeah i fear the quality of life on this app is about to go way down if i can’t even use my reaction gifs they need to start fixing shit around here

the hantavirus cruise thing is particularly getting to me bc i literally looked up all the hantavirus symptoms and learned everything about it when i had a mouse infestation last year (the specific species that gives you hantavirus too)

Can confirm I went on big ORGephant and I fell in love with Lukie

IVE BEEN PRONOUNCING VOILE FABRIC WRONG FOR YEARS AND MY MOTHER WITH A LITERAL DEGREE IN FASHION DIDNT CARE TO CORRECT ME??

i’m not allowed to judge my own sewing anymore. i just made a top for myself after finishing up a remake of something and i hated it so much only for my boyfriend to tell me its his favorite thing ive ever made and my mom to tell me she loves it

they passed a bill in florida to let people absolve their HOAs in their neighborhoods and while I like the idea in theory since HOAs are a remnant of segregation, I fear the real reason this passed is a lot more sinister.

As a former player, I’d be happy to answer any questions people have in general. Don’t let small barriers keep you from playing in your favorite show 🩷

in our delusions from being sick, my boyfriend and i decided to draw each other using oil pastels and our limited artistic abilities (neither of us have taken art classes but i used to paint everyone in our fraternities paddles for them so i have a leg up). this is the results

So close to full-on believing this 💀

it’s that time of year again…. #bbsky

i’m visiting tallahassee again in a couple weeks and honestly i’m so happy to see that city again i miss her every single day and if the circumstances were right i would move back but unfortunately they’re not ❤️

WRDGAF about another fake assassination attempt. It’s MET Gala day! Read the room!

knowing this song is about josh groban is actually so funny

Almee Couture SS26 #fashionsky #photosky #artsky #promosky

i’m about to take a covid test. if it’s positive it’ll be my first time ever getting covid. in 2026. this is the first time i’ve ever felt it’ll be positive idk why i just have a feeling i have covid

boyfriend just got sick too so you know what that means :/

i just stopped at cvs to grab a face mask before leaving to grab my laptop from work since i’m clearly sick and apparently my local cvs has complimentary cuban coffee every morning??

omg yall our dnd stream got raided and we became the most watched dnd stream for a second on twitch!! we only stream to be able to watch back our sessions

up since 5:30 w this cold, took some medicine feeling a lil better. prolly gonna make myself some pancakes for breakfast since im up so early :)

i have a fucking cold

my hair is literally always up when i’m at work and someone happened to walk into my office while i had my claw clip out for a second and she gasped at how long my hair is. it’s not the longest it’s ever been but i haven’t had a serious cut in around a year so it’s been a lot of growth

omg the girl i used to reenact historical battles with my littlest petshop figurines just got engaged!