welcome to my fungal abode

band practice today and we were running through our first song a few times and i think our bassist finally heard the lyrics cuz afterwards he goes to me, "YOU'RE. SO. GAY."

Little bit of pre-shift riffing

My girlfriend was on vacation the past week so I haven’t seen her, but she’s coming by tonight and I’m totally normal and NOT being gay about it AT ALL.

pinterest reference snout kiss

my hobbies include not finishing video games and flirting with you

she may be in your dms but she’s.. in my dms also. actually, truthfully, it’s a group chat. with the three of us. okay we’re in a polycule

Dishwasher Dave, they call her

keep seeing people share these, figure i'd throw my proverbial hat into the proverbial "gamer" ring

Gock appreciation post

Reality is merely the universe filtered through the lens of our perception #mlp #mylittlepony #twilightsparkle #fluttershy #pinkiepie

It’s so cute when she msgs me and tries to use censor bars to hide her horny messages, but she’s typing so frantically and so one-handedly that she forgets to put them at the end of the msg

A Taste For Al would be a great name for either an Alfred Hitchcock-themed cookbook, or a Weird Al themed vore visual novel

Goth Blaze! I just felt like drawing her~ Full versions of this pic are on Patreon, Subscribestar, and FANBOX

THE VISUAL APPARATUS SHALL BENEFIT THE UNINFORMED !!

polyamory is all about having as many excuses as possible to daydream at work

Since @tinaonmain.bsky.social gets to call me out, I get to call it out

keep seeing people share these, figure i'd throw my proverbial hat into the proverbial "gamer" ring

Finding the secret puppygirl by feeding the polycule chocolate and seeing who dies.

Started watching this anime that I found at the comic shop, El-Hazard. It’s crazy that reading this as the tale of a trans woman and an alcoholic vs a fascistic class president and a sexy bug woman is accurate

don't think i ever MSAposted here but this game is so weird i lub it

𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘚𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 💖

Dishwasher Dave, they call her

images you can hear

This too is yaoi

Home alone while both of “”my”” girls off with other folks tonight is a significant upvote in a downvote-type week

biting myself because I miss them

doggy style so we can both watch nhl playoffs

i love everyone

sorry i killd your entire family.. it was an ackident....

cw for body modification. always make sure you REALLY trust the girl installing your cyberware

i recently started practicing with a metronome when i play guitar, and im listening to covers i have up on my youtube today and realizing that i change tempo an absurd amount of times in these

Sometime I post things that I think warrant being chased out of town with torches and pitchforks

How come there are never any docuwomentaries? 🧐

Only we know what we're capable of. Everyday you make me proud.

A Taste For Al would be a great name for either an Alfred Hitchcock-themed cookbook, or a Weird Al themed vore visual novel

Gender affirming prostate orgasm

air puppy

lowturkenuinely.. let him in

Blessing the feed today your welcome all

I’m so hungry, I could fuck a horse

i’m so hungry i could fuck a horse

I’m so hungry I could fuck a horse

I’m so hungry I could fuck a horse

i’m so hungry i could fuck a horse