Rich, obsessed-with-youth guy: I actually had a test done and I have the same follicle density as an angora rabbit. My adult teeth are actually falling out and baby teeth are coming back in. Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.

if they pay me less than minimum wage does it overflow to maximum wage?

we autism for real now #shitpost

Contellations Teto ✨ #KasaneTeto

creature… #sonicthehedgehog #shadowthehedgehog #sonicfanart

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DESERT BUS STARTED ALREADY #???!?!

By the way whenever i don't post on here it means i cease to exist after. It's incredibly difficult to reconstitute myself back into my human form when it happens. The last week was the hardest so far, i had to focus so hard with nothing but nothing. I'm like the Big Bang if it was a Girl.[...]

[Burning my mouth on every hot food I ever eat] Yeah I'm doing good wbu

PayPal HATES IT when you - Have sex, or - Use Linux

Daily old(ish) piece 51 (replacing a shitpost I deleted)! Drew my partner’s family’s dog, she’s an annoying little shit and I love her 🤍 From 2024 #eli's-art #art #digital-art #procreate #drawing #illustration #original-art #animals #pets #pet-portrait #dogs #poodle #old-piece

the important bits about wafrn work properly

Yayyy it's back now I think

13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’

anyways. that cloud sure can flare am I right y'all

cat sleeping on a giant snorlax plush

seriously though, Minecraft SHOULD have a system where if you're kind to the villagers, i.e. helping them with food and decorative shelter, their mood improves and they give you more deals. but then if you do the creepy villager farming mechanics + literally kidnap them out of their v[...]

every day I am forgetting my login information. how are people out here just knowing their login info for 20+ webbed sites? impossible. brain no likey #i-am-just-a-little-guy #i-have-limited-brain-capacity #i-am-not-a-password-generator-and-i-want-a-nap

I really need to put an app that runs WAFRN on my phone because I keep forgetting about it oops #like #i-am-a-path-of-least-resistance-person #so-i-need-to-make-using-the-thing-easy-on-myself-yknow

We do a lot of asking Can You Do This in games but I really do feel like it should always be accompanied with an examination of what is the effect of being able to do this on the experience. Because that's arguably the much larger impact

commission for @birbzwithhatz.bsky.social !

☕️ #splatoonOC

friendly

For SEB!

It's good to be back on drawing tracks on regular basis, after so many weeks of more mental downs than ups!;__; Anywho! First 4 ko-fi heads cooked!

i owe so many video game designers an apology

online quizzes truly surface a person's nature, for instance, i just found out i am a GHOST FAIRY pokemon

Fun alternative: In the middle of a garden patch where you only grow elemental shards.

If I got turned into a dragon I think this is what would happen my friends would do this to me (Person in drawing is not indicative of what my friends look like I’m just bad at drawing people)

If you mess up the spellings of words (with slashes, asterisks, missing letters, numbers, etc.) to get around filters, you are doing a bad thing. People are filtering those words for a reason. If you are using a platform that is itself censoring those words...stop using it?

she loves flowers

Safe to drink? 🧪🧬

if i could give any advice to any artist seriously. create what YOU want dont create what you think people like because everyone is doing that shit and there's no soul in it even if only 10 people enjoy it youre making stuff that 11 people are going to love and remember

That’s the thing. Patriarchy’s main issue is it hurts everyone who isn’t a cis man, but make no mistake, it hurts cis men too. Cis men, you have way more to gain by embracing intersectional feminism and seeing a therapist than by upholding a societal structure that hurts everybody

"taking an Uber to the urgent care" is not an exaggeration here

Just call me the Fairy God Auntie cuz I'm about to make all their concerns come true

breaking bad but instead of methamphetamine it's baking depotestosterone for transmascs

Still love the 'draw the rest of the fucking owl' instruction for this

[food, positive] i'm excited about tomorrow morning bc i get to eat a sweet potato for breakfast and i love!!! sweet potatoes!!! #like-i'm-going-to-eat-other-things-too-+-coffee #but-in-my-soul-there-is-nothing-better-than-putting-cinnamon-and-maple-syrup-on-a-sweet-potato-and-i'm-hyped

Reject modernity, return to the Primordial Soup™!

[food, paper mario-themed cake plotting] so there's a recipe in paper mario called heartful cake. pink cake, white icing, there's a cutesy little heart on top, you make it with a peach and a cake mix i'm thinking a real life equivalent could use dried peaches in the cake base and frosting[...]

[ffxiv, spoilers, please do not spoil me i am just a sprout, moenbryda] i'm founding that the amount of gil rewarded to me by quests is entirely dependent on how much emotional suffering the questline inflicts on me #why'd-they-do-her-like-that-man

I think about this post every single time I'm stuck at work when it's rainy or snowing.

YOU HAVE ENTERED THE TINGLEVERSE. THIS IS A NO GATEKEEPING ZONE

skincare with hidradenitis is a lot like that shoebody bop ritual in that you kind of just slather random products on it and then start making appeals to deities #dear-gods-of-skincare #please-bless-and-sanctify-my-basicass-dove-sensitive-skin-bodywash #that-it-will-not-cause-further-acne-[...]

official trans men flag #transmasc #trans #shadowthehedgehog #shadow-the-hedgehog