Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This Minecraft biome is pretty cool.

[caps, system(?) stuff, bitey] INTERNAL USER FERALIS CO-COMMANDING USER REQUIRES OUTLET FOR DESIRE: MAUL SOMEONE SEARCHING... SEARCHING GAMES LIBRARY... WARNING: NO SAFE OUTLETS FOUND MESSAGE FROM USER FERALIS: "FUCK"

has this happened to you?

brombus does the thing

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

my name is doof and youll do what i say WOOT WOOT

I’m up crafting it, and by it, let’s just say… my planet. #planet-crafter

hug your local bsky.brid.gy user

screaming in confusion as my train (compared to how i'm facing) is going backwards, my phone says I am facing mostly north, yet I am also moving north according to my phone's map???? What???

5 hour train ride time

[Epic sleep fail] 4 hours of sleep!! I am a little but fucked

Ludrol asked: Are you tasty? clearly, considering how much you just bit me :drgn_flat_x_x:

I love being able to bite people through the internet

/creature \@s

[mental health] AGH I'm so sad and tired... maybe a UV lamp would fix me... *collapses*

I hate that #InternationalMensDay is not about all the things I have said though, which is a shame. #InternationalMensDay

I'm the creature

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

Love this so much. 💜

stop screeching about pointless shit that doesn't matter and revel in the joy of posting the text equivalent of making a weird noise for the hell of it

I hope that everyone here knows that when I'm sleeby I am the most pathetic and floppy animal every the floor creature must be dragged into bed the creature GO TO BED GODDAMN IT

bipes yuo

[caps (pissed about age verification crap)] Besides AI, age verification is one of the worst new things about the internet. NO TECH COMPANY, IM NOT SENDING YOU MY ID OR MY FACE, I CARE ABOUT MY GODDAMN PRIVACY. You can't send feedback to google if you aren't age verified apparently, which is stupid.

[procrastinated on homework (again)] Oh would you look at that, its the consequences of my own actions. :drgn_lurk_sob:

trouble with shapes

My fellow Europeans, I'm once again asking you to write or call your EU representatives and tell them this is unacceptable. They're essentially selling our sensitive data to companies, effectively destroying our privacy and risking our digital well-being. Check the site! fightchatcontrol.eu

fedi question: how do I follow someone off instance if they don't seem to have federated onto the instance I'm on yet (specifically, I want to follow someone on mastodon.art but their profile hasn't federated onto wafrn yet (I *think* thats the issue?)) how would I follow them, or is [...]

I finally figured out how to enable snapping/grid snapping in inkscape... they really could have made that button more visible (or maybe I'm just dumb)

I don't CARE about the decomposition of a vector it's fucking SNOWING!!!!!

... this https://www.roblox.com/games/15073271237

I MADE THE PHONE CALL IVE BEEN NEEDING TO DO FOR OVER A MONTH FINALLY LETS GO!!!!

[mental stuff? (not really negative I just do this sometimes)] me when brain no likey current mental parameters and ALERT: SYSTEM FORCE PURGE INITIATEDPURGING SYSTEM MODIFIERS AND RE-INITIALIZING TO STABLE PARAMETERSENGAGE.

this is wayyyy to good for a roblox game's soundtrack wtf this has no right to go this hard https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=eS1PIt4KZvs

[tf mention] I would be incredibly normal about being turned into a dragon

What are you talking about what did I do to you to deserve this what do you MEAN there isn't a directory for \

[re-analysis of posts (long-ish)] so I saw that post in my feed, and I decided to read it again more closely, and upon re-reading, I can say that I agree with what it is trying to say. I have personal experience with seeing guys being pieces of crap, and I understand what it is specif[...]

Today is Intersex Day of Solidarity and Remembrance. It's an opportunity to highlight the continued struggles faced by intersex people globally, from unnecessary medical intervention or stigma. We all deserve to be treated with dignity, and live a life free from discrimination.

Why is it more often called Wi-Fi instead of WAN, Wireless Area Network makes way more sense as an acronym compared to Wireless Fidelity right?

I need to hit my friends with the furry beam but I don’t have any fucking ammo :drgn_sob:

Its #FreeCupHolderFriday 🥤 Share if you want a free cup holder!

Holy shit wtf roblox is forcing users to age verify in order to use TEXT CHAT starting next year. I am NOT doing that, I'd rather just not use the platform at that point, which is a shame because theres quite a few pretty decent games on there, and I also made quite a few games on there.

why the FUCK is raylib so damn hard to install should I be using WSL (using ubuntu) or should I just use VSCode

I had a somewhat lucid dream which was pretty cool, I managed to (kind of?) turn myself into a dragon. The dream did end kinda badly unfortunately.

[going mad over minor annoyance] I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I HEAR THE WORD MONKEYDORY ONE MORE FUCKING TIME IM GOING TO GO INSAAAAAANE

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

man this place is **way** better than wasteof.money (non-federated small social media website) (to anyone on there reading this for some reason, sorry but its true) like, the website wasn't bad, but the community there kinda sucked and the ones who didn't were fine (with a few excepti[...]

My reaction to learning how fucking huge wild boars are (they’re about as **tall** as a person)

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

I have so much hair on my head like it’s just a big fuckin lump of blonde-ass hair it’s way to shiny and big I’m not supposed to have this much hair I’m supposed to be a fuckin creature, not blonde