“Arrest the referee for not letting me punch the quarterback!”

Trump says Dems should be killed for warning about his illegal orders. Then in 48 hours: —Judge finds Trump DC troop op is ILLEGAL —Military lawyers: boat strikes ILLEGAL —Probe into ILLEGAL mortgage inquiries —Judge probes ILLEGAL ICE flights —Study: DOJ defied courts 26 times

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey. This isn’t controversial. A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

have to rethink it- the problem with the 4 syllable chant of "FUCK YOU NAT-ZEES" when ICE is doing their thing is most all of 'em think it's a cheer.

Pro tip: Nobody who flushes and eats incriminating documents—not to mention steals classified documents—is going to release anything from the Epstein files he doesn’t want you to see.

I must say, I agree with Trump on this statement: "Epstein was a Democrat, and he is the Democrat's problem, not the Republican's problem!" he wrote on social media. See, when all of this Epstein activity was going on...Donald Trump was a Democrat. It's very much his problem.

6 languages, if you count English.

You can think it’s good that Massie and MTG are stirring up shit within the GOP caucus without thinking their politics in general is good. It’s not hard at all in fact?

Democratic Party: Modern Day Version of Zombie Politics and the Walking Dead https://f.mtr.cool/oqzigtiwop The Democratic Party, stripped of moral conviction and political imagination, has collapsed into a hollow centrism. @HenryGiroux #democrats

Jack Schlossberg talks Kennedy legacy and the fact that Trump’s trying to dismantle it… damn🔥 “He’s so obsessed with the…Kennedy name…that he caged one and put… a rabid dog in his cabinet. put a collar on my cousin RFK Junior and has him there, barking, spreading lies and spreading misinformation.”

😳 They are murdering the hemp business

This. is why. you don't fucking capitulate to these people.

That will come as news to every married man I know.

This is okay, with Republicans, & MAGz, y'all. 🤬 SMDH! Yeaaah. We know; we're getting robbed by our own government who is supposed to protect us. Get dis, that's only a few of them robbers mentioned, I like know the rest.

Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.

Creepy MAGA insurrectionist Mike Johnson has deliberately kept the House in recess for 2 months, he’s a terrorist who has weaponized the Speakership to destroy lives as well as blocking the swearing-in of Adelina Grijalva to Congress to stop the release of the Epstein Files.

Because it bears repeating: fascist republicans control the House, the Senate, the White House and the Supreme Court. A full totalitarian rule over the US govt. They chose and created this chaos over making lives better for American citizens. They 100% are to blame.

I can hear it in the air tonight …

It’s crazy how the entire national platform from discretionary spending to diplomacy has become a series of make-a-wish projects for a senile octogenarian.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Trump appears to be having an excellent time.

More of a Statist than a Communist. The industrial proletariat isn't getting shit out of this.

We've got you 👍

Why wouldn't this exact same logic have applied to Hitler? I mean, some of his supporters had puppies and were kind to their grandmas. If you can't call anything fascist unless/until *literally everyone supporting it is a comic book villain*, then you just can't ever identify fascism.

How to answer a loaded question. (This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)

Usha Vance didn’t like her husband suggesting she needed to be fixed. She made him sleep on the couch but for some reason that didn’t work.

I feel like if you didn't know that was a dementia test ... You failed the dementia test

I say Donald Trump is a shit paradox because in spite of the fact that shit is perpetually coming out of both his mouth and his ass, he's still always full of shit.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Ignorant antisemites: “Why didn’t Jews fight back against Hitler”. Jews:

MAGA Republican priorities: Constituents starve, healthcare unaffordable Oligarchs become even richer Disadvantaged become even more disadvantaged Corporations buy up farm lands Legislative branch becomes obsolete Courts are stacked Trump gains more & more power Welcome to authoritarianism…

[meets new neighbor] Me: “So, you retired?” Neighbor: “Nope. I’m my wife’s sexual advisor.” Me: “What does that mean?” Neighbor: “When she wants my f***ing advice, she’ll ask for it.”

OK, we're out walking the dogs, so go ahead and get started without us, if that works.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

It's not called The Eptstein Ballroom! Stop calling it that!

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high. SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”. Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers. People need & deserve assistance Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich Be mad about that

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

List compiled by academic elites in notorious "woke," Liberal, Marxist hotbeds *checks notes* Texas and South Carolina

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull” First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided. With me so far? 1/x

UPDATE: Ballroom construction remains stalled as RFK Jr. refuses to get out of septic tank. “Come on out, Bobby. It’s dirty in there,” pleaded White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, as Marco Rubio went around back for the hose. “JUST 5 MORE MINUTES!!”, croaked Bobby for the 18th time that day.

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This is the Canada ad Trump lost his mind over. Shocker, he’s lying—it is Reagan’s real voice. He’s now cutting off trade with Canada because he’s scared it could mess with the Supreme Court case over his “reciprocal” tariffs.

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

We all should have stopped taking the US seriously when they had a guy named Anthony Weiner with a dick pic scandal.

Good morning This ad is real Trump thinks it's fake From our neighbors in Canada It should be shown all over our Country