If you were thinking “huh, wonder if they showed up at some voter’s house because there was some filler birthdate in the database, maybe something like super obvious from 126 years ago like, idk, 1/1/1900” than wow great guess spot on.

Especially since the innovation is "rolling back scientific progress"

"We can't let a few dead children stand in the way of innovation" captures the zeitgeist.

Same here. I'm an old dog and at this point I'm not learning new tricks.

On the flip side, if the powers behind the throne *know* that he's insane - and how could they not know? - they've probably done a switcheroo on the nukular football. [paws that refreshes] *probably*

That was an insane amount of booing wasn’t it

Meta Removes Face-Recognition System From Its Smart Glasses, Is Mad About it gizmodo.com/meta-removes...

Betcha there will be plenty of reasons to add this guy to the Nuremberg 2 prosecution list.

“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”

You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.

Enough with Cosplay Caesar!

I think he may mean venomous, as in injecting a toxin. Poisonous means the toxin is harmful if licked, eaten, or inhaled and I can personally attest women who color their hair are delicious

Have you ever considered the possibility that the publisher who refused to publish your short story collection may have been labouring under the same impression?

If you credulously do a segment about the vote in California in which you don’t say the president is lying, you’re spreading disinformation to your listeners.

Iran’s World Cup team arrived in Mexico wearing lapel pins honoring the victims of a deadly missile strike on an elementary school at the start of the war in the Mideast. The players wore gold-colored pins with the number “168” on their jackets. apnews.com/article/worl...

Bwahaha haha haha ... What a wanker ...

crazy that if you harbor self-hate you will think that everyone hates you, but there's only one man in the US who can visit new york city and get boo'd from every corner of madison square garden and general city

Trump was absolutely surrounded by thousands of people who detested every fiber of his being and yet he magically survived the ordeal without a golden armored ballroom. Amazing.

The struggle is real

Just like a cabinet meeting.

Mike Johnson on allegations of a rigged CA election: "Evidence? We don' need no steenkin' evidence. That's just common sense!" /snark

(thread on First Piggy)

Reporters need to start speedrunning Trump's emotional collapse. Women only. A firm demand for evidence to support every outlandish statement. If they keep this up, it could happen any day.

He is for all practical purposes a con man, just like Trump. Maybe he brings interesting innovative approaches to manufacturing - I don't know enough to have an opinion - but he wouldn't make it as an engineer at a real company. And he's a white supremacist.

Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.

LA County is about 52% registered Dems and 18% registered Republicans. Spencer Pratt out performed GOP voter registration levels, but it's no surprise that he placed third.

I mean, that's just common sense! Why would you question technology? Technology is ALWAYS right. [sardonically]

Situation in Crimea 🚗👀🚗👀

Maybe it's not *ideal* to have someone with so much anger and so little self-control responsible for deciding if the US should start a nuclear war.

"Please don’t take this as me not caring about the liberation of the working class from the drudgery of wage slavery. In the spirit of camaraderie, I’ll be buying a second pastry for a complete stranger—who is paying me $18 an hour on TaskRabbit to stand in line."

Look, Trump said the crowd was very enthusiastic, and who am I to doubt the president of the United States? bsky.app/profile/huff...

He's a failed man. NOT a president

Oh. OK, the Mad King isn't sad. Forward away all those clips of the crowd booing.

An adult European Robin has been photographed feeding a fledged Dipper chick in Scotland:

Is there something in the water? The air? The White House?

(thread)

Love to see someone booed lustily. Lustily: the only way to boo.

Hilariously, Trump’s team filed a last-minute motion for an extension of time to file their response, the court granted it, and then they missed THAT deadline.

The BBC filed their motion to dismiss on March 16. Trump’s legal team was unable to pull a response together in just under three months. Always the best people.

NEW: Trump missed his deadline to respond to a Motion to Dismiss filed by the BBC in his defamation case against the outlet, and the court is considering hearing the MTD as unopposed and sanctioning his legal team.

Hire incompetent clowns, get an incompetent circus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ bsky.app/profile/juli...

Shocking.

Mike Lee has been rumored to be on Trump's short list for a SCOTUS nom. I mean, sure, I've love to see him retire from the Senate ... but not to a SCOTUS seat.

NEW: The DOJ was criminally investigating the companies of W. Va.'s MAGA Senator Jim Justice. Until then-DAG Todd Blanche's office shut it down. @mtredden.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro: www.propublica.org/article/trum...

World Cup hasn't kicked off yet, but so far... 1. Somali referee denied entry to US at Miami airport (ESPN story below) 2. Iraqi team photographer denied entry to US at Chicago airport 3. Iraqi player questioned almost 7 hours at Chicago airport More on Iraqis: abc7chicago.com/post/photogr...

I say this as someone who loves the WC more than any other sporting event: every team should get on a plane home right now. Or all the games should be rescheduled for 🇨🇦 & 🇲🇽. The USMNT should be disqualified now & suspended from the next WC. Or, we can start acting like a serious country of adults.