President Elmer Fudd, folks.

WNBA putting a game behind NBA League Pass is do crazy

Free op ed idea: "Maine Democrats Need Our Own Paul LePage. Graham Plattner is Ready."

Vote for Marissa. We desperately need a better city attorney. City Council and the Legislature make the laws, but the City Attorney's priorities determine which laws are actually enforced. The law is violence, the City Attorney helps decide who it protects and who it hurts.

Illumination Entertainment Presents A Steven Spielberg Film

Presidential Memory Ward to keep Trump from wandering away.

Once again insisting that all of you go listen to the original off broadway cast recording of Assassins. A meditation on guns, the American Dream, and why people try to kill the president. Also it has some bangers.

No time to read the LA Charter Reform Commission’s 301-page report before City Council reviews it THIS Thursday? THIS SUNDAY (4/26) @ 6 PM: join our teach-in & learn what’s in it, what’s missing, and how to take action. Zoom link: bit.ly/FRLA426

My mayor is dogshit and my city is dying

this goes in multiple directions, incidentally - "you stupid fuckwit liberal, you think voting for democrats will save you" is not a particularly good strategy for recruiting folks to more left-wing groups! you gotta figure out if your goal is to change minds or yell at people

Unfotunately NPR is paying that $80m to Kawhi Leonard as part of a confusing no show sponsorship deal.

Can a Husband Accept His Wife's A.I. Personal Trainer?

If you feel insecure about your looks, know that out there is a dude so ugly that publishing his unaltered picture drew accusations of anti-semitism.

We're witnessing history

Current mood

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Not going to lie if I'm in space and my choices are Trump phone call or listen to Katy Perry sing "What a Wonderful World" I'm taking the Trump phone call.

I lived thru Network is great satire Network seems kind of prescient Network is here Things are so much worse now than in Network

Americans yearn for a president who can tear apart a salad limb from limb and also increase the SALT deduction

The Iranian hackers quickly anr correctly guessed that his password was "Ka$h"

When your keto friend makes dessert

Male millennial socialists are heightening the contradictions of capitalism by hating suits and loving vests.

I get Paramount+ via my Spectrum subscription. The app is so bad that it's easier to watch the shows via sketchy streaming site. Tried to watch Elsbeth and it would play the audio while displaying a blank blue screen.

Downtown LA: an unhoused man just standing around being angrily told to move along by a purple-shirt security guard funded by the Business Improvement District (meaning "working for business owners and landlords"). Just threatening an old man with seemingly severe scoliosis for no reason at all.

You can really see the family resemblance

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

Larry the Cat, mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, has been stripped of his official title and will henceforth be known as "Larry."

Happy Valentine's Day from me and my community at KTown For All.

Sweep me Sweep me again Sweep me Sweep me my friend

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

What's the point of electing people with purple hair if they're not even going to abolish ICE?

[Mick Jagger voice] They shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was Jeff Epstein

Dodgers shouldn't go to the White House, but the best case scenario here is that the Dodgers go to the White House and Trump shits himself.

my mom, when telling me about a post she's seen where she's not sure if it's AI, will say "I'm not sure if it's real or stupid"

The Dipshit Sleeps Alone Tonight

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!

Joyce is correct and also many of you apparently missed a major theme of Twin Peaks.

Nothing beats a JEE2Holiday at yahoo dot com

An LAPD officer stands on the corner of Temple and Alameda facing Barbara Kruger's iconic mural featuring 9 questions: “WHO IS BEYOND THE LAW? WHO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD? WHO IS FREE TO CHOOSE? WHO DOES TIME? WHO FOLLOWS ORDERS? WHO SALUTES LONGEST? WHO PRAYS LOUDEST? WHO DIES FIRST? WHO LAUGHS LAST?”

Given that the agents who've shot people thus far are longtime employees, I think we need to talk a little less about incompetent bozos joining up, and a lot more about how and why working for ICE/CBP is radicalizing incompetent bozos into murderous stormtroopers.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

If CBS was truly a forward-looking social-first news company they would make Tony Dokoupil stream on twitch for 8 hours a day.

Until you've walked a mile in the shoes of a prominent and already well-funded academic, you CANNOT judge them for sucking up to the child prostitute guy. Even USC knew it had to turn down $5m for the Harvey Weinstein Women Directors fund. You don't have to suck up to sex criminals!

Marina Mabrey is Crashing In

At the Saudi Arabian Real Estate Conference, they call her "Sister Hillary"

The inmates are running the asylum. They kicked out the private equity company that bought the asylum and formed a worker-owned co-op. Treatment outcomes have improved dramatically.

Melania 2: The Bone Temple