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She/Her The Turtle Moves!
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Susie Dent
6 months ago
Word of the day is ‘bugiard’ (17th century): one who distorts the truth beyond all recognition to fit their own agenda.
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Led By Donkeys
6 months ago
We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham
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dag
7 months ago
They are - literally - sending armed forces so as to take over the museums and libraries.
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Trussell
7 months ago
But this isn’t a done deal yet. With at least a year before cuts come into force, there’s still time for the UK government to rethink. You can help us call for change. Email your MP now
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Cruel cuts to disability support: the Prime Minister needs to hear from your MP
Our social security system should be there for us all, especially when we need it most. But the UK government is making huge cuts to disabled people’s support when they’re already three times more lik...
https://action.trussell.org.uk/disability-cuts
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Armando Iannucci
7 months ago
“There is this terrible misconception that disabled people just take, but actually by taking from us, you prevent us from being able to give – we want to be able to participate in life equally the same as anyone else, and that includes going to work.” Disability campaigner Tanni Gray-Thompson
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Dan Snow
7 months ago
Princess Elizabeth writes to her sister Queen Mary today in 1554, begging for an audience after she learned that she was being sent to the Tower. She scored the rest of the paper to prevent forged additions.
www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/wp-content/u...
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Jonathan V. Last
7 months ago
Zelenky stood in front of the American government, in the seat of our democracy, and thanked our entire nation. Every farmer, teacher, engineer, nurse, and cop. Thanked us on behalf of his entire country.
youtu.be/7gjwlCe5T6M?...
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Watch Zelenskyy's Full Address To Congress
YouTube video by NBC News
https://youtu.be/7gjwlCe5T6M?si=Mgt7NaSb8dJRDlA5&t=46
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Ian Bond
7 months ago
This is truly shameful. Even China and Iran abstained. The US has put itself in the company of some of the worst states in the world - Russia, Belarus, North Korea. Hungary showing its true colours as Russia's Trojan horse in the EU as well.
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Ian Dunt
7 months ago
Zelensky is perhaps the defining figure of our age. Brave, ingenious, pragmatic and defined by his convictions. They hate him because he kills fascists.
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Tokyo Sexwhale
8 months ago
Before these become totally useless I’ll give one of my 2025 calendars away here. (and one over on the Blue place) To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a random winner on Monday at 10am. My lil’ shop
www.infinitebacon.com
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Sarah May
8 months ago
Check it out folks, as the author says, you might not think these are all positive. But you should have heard of them all, and I certainly hadn't. We need to know what the government is actually doing, not just what matches the narrative of the British press
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Larry the Cat
9 months ago
If he'd not been forced to resign in disgrace, Boris Johnson could still be Prime Minister right now based on the 2019 General Election; under UK law he wouldn't have had to call another election until next Tuesday, 28th January.
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Martin Lewis
9 months ago
Blue Monday is a piece of crap pseudo science originally part of a travel company's press release to sell holidays. Can we all try to avoid rewarding marketeers, using this term, which tries to sell goods by parasiting on the back of real mental health campaigns.
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Adam Bienkov
9 months ago
You've got to admire how Liz Truss' strategy to stop people from talking about how she crashed the economy has involved purposefully generating an entirely new news cycle about how she crashed the economy
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9 months ago
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This is an absolute joy 😊
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Rhodri Marsden
9 months ago
4/ So, WHAT IS IT? Well, on Xmas Eve 2011 people started sending me photos of their sleeping arrangements, often compromised by there being Too Many People At The Inn And Not Enough Beds. I reposted them. A few years later it was given the hashtag
#duvetknowitschristmas
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Tokyo Sexwhale
10 months ago
COMPETITION TIME! One of the people who won one of my competitions is from Australia and kindly donated the calendar back to be won by someone else. So, to win just RT and follow. Winner picked tomorrow at 6pm. I’ll throw in a 2nd prize cat-glass print. My shop:
www.infinitebacon.com
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Orkney Library & Archive
10 months ago
If you work in a library and you've not made a Christmas
#Bookface
is it even
#Christmas
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Tokyo Sexwhale
10 months ago
Ah, nuts. I can’t sell this Batman sketch (it has a tiny dot of ink on the border) so RT and follow to win it. I’ll pick the winner tomorrow at 2pm. Good luck!
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Tokyo Sexwhale
10 months ago
I’m feeling Christmasy so I’ll give away one of my 2025 calendars here and another over on Twitter. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Sunday 8th Dec Do visit
www.infinitebacon.com
and support independent artists. Good luck!
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Tokyo Sexwhale
10 months ago
TOKYOSEXSALE! Things have been pretty busy at Tokyo-Towers and I have all these odds and sods floating around my studio. Give someone a unique (AND reasonably priced) gift without leaving the house. All prices include P&P (unless you’re outside the UK) DM if interested
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Lewis Goodall
10 months ago
Kemi Badenoch: “The Prime Minister appointed a convicted fraudster to be his Transport Secretary. What on Earth was he thinking?” Keir Starmer: “New information came to light. The Transport Secretary resigned. What a contrast with the last 14 years.”
#PMQs
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The Importance of Being Earnest at the National Theatre. Fabulous night, totally joyous. Ncuti Gatwa and Hugh Skinner play off each other brilliantly and Sharon D Clarke is a legend. LOVED it.
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The charity I work for is fundraising to enable children with a parent in prison to get a Christmas present. Donations for the next 7 days are doubled thanks to The Big Give 🎄🎁🧡
#TheBigGive
#AngelTree
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Otto English
11 months ago
Important context here: ● over half of farms are less than 49 acres (20 hectares) ● "a big farm" is 217 acres. Now let's see who's angry: ● Clarkson farm is 1,000 acres ● Lloyd Webber farms 4,000 acres ● Viscount Rothermere (Mail owner) 4,700 acres ● Dyson owns 36,000 acres
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Tickets secured for Operation Mincemeat on Broadway! Very excited for my first visit to New York next year.
#GodThatsBrilliant
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11 months ago
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Big Green Books (Simon)
11 months ago
I'll give away a set of all three of the brilliant Indiana Bones books to one person at random who retweets this and follows
@trouteyes.bsky.social
. Winner will be chosen on Sunday 17th November at about 6pm. Good luck!
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php?se...
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Susie Dent
11 months ago
Good morning. Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.
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Big Green Books (Simon)
11 months ago
FREE BOOK This
#buyastrangerabook
offer is still up for grabs!
@wordsanddeeds.bsky.social
is offering to buy a young person a copy of "How to Make a Better World : For Every Kid Who Wants to Make a Difference" by Keilly Swift. If you know someone who'd love this, get in touch! (UK only).
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Tokyo Sexwhale
11 months ago
I have ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY of these calendars. Bit scary (and at great expense) now everyone is fleeing Twitter. If you could please share this here and I can get below 100 I’d appreciate it
www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
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Tokyo Sexwhale
11 months ago
I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards. To win just share and follow. I’ll draw 6pm Sunday. There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the codeword BACON at checkout.
www.infinitebacon.com
Good luck!
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