"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Watch out for any Sith (Dark Side of the Force) today since it is May the 6th!

S.T.A.R.S. Team

"Poorly disposed for productive conversations." Uh huh. Sorry, not sorry for not liking AI slop.

i cannot overstate as an american how much i want our tech giants to face actual consequences for their bullshit, and i hope the entirety of the EU follows suit with this

Love when this hoomin brain disassociates my bedroom for sleeping, where I awkwardly lay awake for seconds, minutes, and hours on end... Wish it could be so simple to where you can flip a switch that says "Sleepy n Snuggle Time!"

📺 Glitched Reality 📺 Finished ych for etis (FA)

Why the hell do we call AI coding "vibe coding?" Nothing about a vibe with that, unless you like your services breaking like no tomorrow. 😂

Jock Blaney just passed away. He was the voice of Wolf and Bill from the original Star Fox 64. R.I.P. good sir. Just like old times. #starfox

I sadly did have to leave early yesterday, though I'm glad to have stopped by! Especially for the Streetpass meet up, I had tons of fun talking to you all. ^^

Super excited to see you all at RUFF! ❤️

I don't remember seeing an image of Earth before that captures the (thin, fragile, tiny layer of) atmosphere so clearly. I mean, look at that.

Color me completely unimpressed until articles are rolled out and a conviction is made. Ive seen this show before. Ive heard this all before. Jan. 6 should have been the end of it. It wasnt.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Loafing noodle🐉

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀 (oldie but goldie)

Zak and Weezie from Dragon Tales!

Well apparently I cannot share the tragic tale of my "LS swapped 2006 Jeep Wrangler" since the audio track keeps failing. I SUPPOSE I AM TOO EPIC (April Fooling around again. :3)

Looks like a hoomin that isn't Mikey took over my BlueSky page, or maybe it was him! I dunno for sure.

April Fool canceled bc everyday is a joke now

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

I sadly ended up getting sick, so I'm glad I couldn't make it after all. Don't want anyone else getting sick.

Happy Birthday @dragoneer.bsky.social We wish you could see how we've grown. We love and miss you every day. Art by: @dragonpatches.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/view/57769742/

Whether you're going to TFF or FurTheMore this weekend, I hope you all have a great time there! ❤️

Explaining online privacy to americans

Speedpaint 6 hours for ChromeFE #dragon #art

@crabbosk.bsky.social 's Funny-name-guy! Have a Chai 'Latte~ #sangheili #halo

Can the Sodie come out to play?

Okay seriously, the Live redirects on BlueSky are beyond epic. :3

Aura.

3DS modding is genuinely so epic. (M&L Superstar Saga for the GBA running natively here!) I now feel like looking into a DSi XL once Easter passes for a more native DS experience!

Mrrrr, I just want nap and snuggle time... Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

Chai ‘Latte This is a VERY serious name for a VERY serious warrior. The human assigned as his subordinat is having a difficult time understanding that, however. #halo #sangheili

Something that's always weird on BlueSky is that when you block someone, you don't automatically unfollow them, compared to Twitter. (as much as I hate to say that name nowadays)

Holy Scheiße, it's perfectly balanced?? I'm glad to be interesting to you all. ❤️😁

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Not only is Discord going down the drain, I think Krisp (their 3rd party noise suppression) is too. Didn't think my fucking 2004 Dell membrane keyboard was louder than my HyperX Alloy Origins! 😑

You know, Commodore 1702 monitors are pretty epic. Now I've just gotta buy some S-Video to split Luma/Chroma adapters for my consoles!

For 128 followers, should I officially get a Commodore 128? :3

they're very sorry they got caught

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!! Wishing I could have my silly hydra with me, though I'm not able to take flight in my hoomin body.

I dunno why, I feel like my brain is turning into an engineers' and I love it.

Starbucks is gross anyway. 😂

I also love the types of people/executives who will whine about machine thickness, so they fuse the keyboard to the frame. My $15 ThinkPad T22 from 2001 has a laughably easy keyboard to replace, and that thing is quite thin for 2001 standards.

Finally got my new to me used Dell Precision 7720 for school instead and I absolutely love it. Even if it's not arbitrarily Windows 11 compatible, it's one less machine out of the trash and another 17.3" beast for me! (I missed having a big 17.3" laptop)

Whaaattt, im opening commissions for the first time 😱😱😱 Who could’ve guessed 😨 To be warned Im very new to PayPal so be patient with me. #CommissionSheet #Comission #Art #ArtCommission