My husband posts photos of me where I look horrible on the regular… Do you all think it’s because 1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me? Or 2. Does he hate me? 💬4️⃣1 ❤️4️⃣2

conservation of energy

Got married literally 1 minute ago to the most handsome man ever. @thaddeusdickbush.bsky.social

A few monochrome Monday favorites. #MCM #Gay #Porn #MonochromeOnMonday

Anyone playing pokemon z a and want to help me with some trades? Dm plz 😅

I got my first shiny in AZ and I’m happy it’s my girl 🐍 All poison team happing now ☠️☠️☠️

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.

Okay I need these immediately

A bit gay tbh

Coach says get in there stud W/ @jaymills.bsky.social 📸: @thejocknextdoor.bsky.social

🐳 👙 Trying to get a whale tail tan line next to my blow hole.

Saw a hot guy putting on deodorant today :/ What’s everyone else upset about?

Had the busiest weekend. Missed out on #soapysunday to post the fruits of a pretty stellar #chestday

Just feeling fat and juicy today. Also someone really did not like that locker behind me.

Demisexual but everyone thinks I’m hot right?

Today’s mood

Oh hey ✌🏻

I’m convinced the buff middle eastern guy who runs the 7-11 near my work is a homo because Betty who and Carly Rae Jepsen play entirely too often when he’s working

Hump day so why not

Happy Friday! Awrufffff!

35 is the new 50

Honcho was pretty incredible. If I met you this weekend (even if I didn’t) feel free to shoot me a message to stay connected ❤️

Just a heads up!! you are legally required to tell me who is topping and who is bottoming when you send me your fuck videos on scruff! Thank you

I look kinda rough in this pic from a few months ago but @jaymills.bsky.social is so cute here. Also I was so stoned and I miss that.

#fcf #gay #hairychest wishing @lukie-dacus.bsky.social was in front of me

Reading is so fucking hot

Belly belly belly belly belly belly

shot Chaser

I'm going to forever be annoyed that I spent years trying to warn people that the religious right had a plan to use democracy to destroy democracy and implement theocracy, only to be told that I must have no idea just how fringe my past life was and there was nothing to worry about.

Putting on Ariana Grande when I top so I feel like I’m bottoming.

Danny Elfman is the reason I don’t trust torso pics on Grindr. That being said… for Danny I would.

Been slipping some ZYNs in before I kiss my boyfriend. He thinks he loves me but he’s actually just addicted to nic 🤭

Mourning the loss of my favorite gym crush who is very alive but recently really committed to the cut. He was such a hot fat man 😭

They keep bullying me but I like it 🥺 @jaymills.bsky.social @gaycatdadz.bsky.social @clarkrogers.bsky.social

These two. @clarkrogers.bsky.social and @lukie-dacus.bsky.social

It’s not even Friday #FCF

when my super hot friends dance and make out with me a little

Happy Monday

My least favorite part about Easter coming up is Reese’s carrots. The peanut better to chocolate ratio is so bad.

Hot guys are so overrated. Getting dicked down by a kinda ugly man is next level tbh. Anyways, hope everyone had a good FCF

Dad is so superior to daddy. Commit to the bit you fucking cowards!

Just hanging out with the people I stalk online @ibrahimandrei.bsky.social