I recorded this to send to a friend and anyways I felt hot. New pull up bar day in the home gym 😍

Do you think more boys would suck my dick if it was a geek bar?

this is my sister and my brother @lukie-dacus.bsky.social @thaddeusdickbush.bsky.social just showing them how to light a selfie mirror any sex acts we perform on each other is like purely for the bit

Mutton chopped

Feeling slutty and fat. Also I got a pink phone so that's nice

When you’ve done a full day of yardwork in the hot sun, so you stuff yourself silly and collapse your sore body into bed.

Unc Chopped

Sometimes I see a picture of a gay person and I just know his name is Michael.

It’s wild to me that sometimes I still rub my dick raw in my late 30’s. Gotta stop cranking my hog with gorilla grip

Hard in the locker room stall. A guy definitely saw the imprint in my shorts while walking upstairs.

My husband posts photos of me where I look horrible on the regular… Do you all think it’s because 1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me? Or 2. Does he hate me? 💬4️⃣1 ❤️4️⃣2

conservation of energy

Got married literally 1 minute ago to the most handsome man ever. @thaddeusdickbush.bsky.social

A few monochrome Monday favorites. #MCM #Gay #Porn #MonochromeOnMonday

Anyone playing pokemon z a and want to help me with some trades? Dm plz 😅

I got my first shiny in AZ and I’m happy it’s my girl 🐍 All poison team happing now ☠️☠️☠️

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.

Okay I need these immediately

A bit gay tbh

Coach says get in there stud W/ @jaymills.bsky.social 📸: @thejocknextdoor.bsky.social

🐳 👙 Trying to get a whale tail tan line next to my blow hole.

Saw a hot guy putting on deodorant today :/ What’s everyone else upset about?

Had the busiest weekend. Missed out on #soapysunday to post the fruits of a pretty stellar #chestday

Just feeling fat and juicy today. Also someone really did not like that locker behind me.

Demisexual but everyone thinks I’m hot right?

Today’s mood

Oh hey ✌🏻

I’m convinced the buff middle eastern guy who runs the 7-11 near my work is a homo because Betty who and Carly Rae Jepsen play entirely too often when he’s working

Hump day so why not

35 is the new 50

Honcho was pretty incredible. If I met you this weekend (even if I didn’t) feel free to shoot me a message to stay connected ❤️

Just a heads up!! you are legally required to tell me who is topping and who is bottoming when you send me your fuck videos on scruff! Thank you

I look kinda rough in this pic from a few months ago but @jaymills.bsky.social is so cute here. Also I was so stoned and I miss that.

#fcf #gay #hairychest wishing @lukie-dacus.bsky.social was in front of me

Reading is so fucking hot

Belly belly belly belly belly belly

shot Chaser

I'm going to forever be annoyed that I spent years trying to warn people that the religious right had a plan to use democracy to destroy democracy and implement theocracy, only to be told that I must have no idea just how fringe my past life was and there was nothing to worry about.

Putting on Ariana Grande when I top so I feel like I’m bottoming.

Danny Elfman is the reason I don’t trust torso pics on Grindr. That being said… for Danny I would.

Been slipping some ZYNs in before I kiss my boyfriend. He thinks he loves me but he’s actually just addicted to nic 🤭

Mourning the loss of my favorite gym crush who is very alive but recently really committed to the cut. He was such a hot fat man 😭

They keep bullying me but I like it 🥺 @jaymills.bsky.social @gaycatdadz.bsky.social @clarkrogers.bsky.social