Ok everyone is watching the sports program again today

See this is why I don’t like edibles. I need to be in control of the flight. With edibles there’s no takeoff. You just end up in the clouds all willy nilly

I rewatched the beginning just to listen and sing along lol

Haven’t been wrong about any of these Democrat broads

Chile

I just did the Costco run for a family BBQ cookout tomorrow, like 20 people coming... All I'm gonna say is stop asking why people aren't hosting cookouts anymore. You gotta have generational wealth to afford these prices out here.

Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, who was best known for the hit “It Takes Two,” has died. He was 59

Lmaooooo

Omg I found an account on IG and he’s a barber who can sign. N the ppl who come, it’s many of their first time having a barber who can understand exactly what they want. Watching their faces light up 🥹🥹

So many of us millennials have had to pivot due to the circumstances we have been put in due to boomers. Like we don’t get enough credit for having to make hard decisions quickly to survive.

This is dope!! 🔥🔥🔥

I’m racist when it comes to my eggs being made. Black people cant scramble eggs correctly. If there’s any brown on it I can’t eat it

Hey, y'all. Good morning. I'm trying to raise some money for meds and groceries, if anything at mewefree.com moves you, a purchase would be appreciated. If nothing there moves you and you wanna help, my C*shApp is $MeWeFree. Any help would be appreciated.

Latto always be talking about 21 savage like he not ugly as hell

Remember do not buy Wonderful lemons and pistachios. Do not give those people your money.

lmao, this is PEAK idiocy. you coulda took that lady ANYWHERE. the Westin, Bora Bora, to Hell..... but you chose a public event with Kandi's tickets around Kandi's friends in Kandi's city on Kandi Day???? Men Are Not Smart, Episode 74.

Watching people my age die of covid induced heart attacks n strokes has been very scary

And it’s happening every day now. With luck and healthy living, we all get here.

Lmao

So I’m finally watching this AI doc, and so far I’m not really surprised by anything I’m hearing. AI uses human data to make its decisions. So of course it’s gonna do the evil shit that it’s being programmed to do. It’s simply mimicking.

Idk what parent needs to hear this but if your child can’t point their feet by the 4th year of ballet, you’re getting scammed. Please find a new dance instructor. If the dance school puts more effort/energy into expensive ass costumes than they do technique? You’re getting scammed.

I love watching that shuppy wander away from the farm with his doggy brother. Peppermint and Poplar be cracking me up when the owner has to track them down on the gps

somebody unplug bluesky and plug it back in

This little boy waited til 9:30pm to call me to go over his spelling words for his test tomorrow and now he’s frustrated he’s spelling them wrong

Starting this now

The problem with authentic tacos is that they ain’t got no cheese. Chipotle me up and down.

Lmao

Lucky New York City residents will be able to purchase World Cup tickets at a reduced price, Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced – 1,000 tickets will be available at $50 each. https://cnn.it/4eZXGq3

This photo lmaooooo

Yall are so sweet 🥹. I sometimes forget this isn’t twitter so ppl can actually see your tweets lmao

I love golden retrievers and huskies bad. But you gotta be able to carry their big asses home if they decide they aren’t ready to go home. They won’t be moving unless you carry them.

And why are they in a gym? Is the gym part of the church? Or is the gym the church?

I hate doing this again, but I’m gonna run out of gas after today & food after tomorrow. I’m waiting on $500 in unpaid booking invoices, but bands are stalling. If I could raise $200 of that (I’m @ $120), my sons & I can get through the weekend. Anyone who donates $50+ can get a custom song! 🎸🥁🎹🎤❤️

Plus I’ve already crashed out about the situation. Now I just need to focus on getting her better.

Baptizing people?!? Yea they all going to hell. Not with me tho, they going to a lower hell than me

no doubt in my mind you could boil ramen in there

My mom had her first round of chemo today. Hoping the next 2 days aren’t too bad for her 🥺❤️‍🩹

Not only is religion generally dangerous and harmful to women and children, it attracts bad people to it. No thanks

And people wonder why I don’t trust religious people

IKYFL

Hello?!?

Tragic news. An elderly who was visiting her brother in the community kitchen passed away (may she rest in peace) All the prepared food had to be taken to the funeral home along with some rice we had to buy. Going further in debt but it had to be done. gofund.me/3551cfa47 #EyesOnSudan

A cancer can be reasoned with after they finish crying. A Gemini's whole existence is the absence of reason

Being an empath is so wild cus I feel the emotions of people I don’t even know. And I can barely hold my own damn emotions

Wow: Former Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan just announced he is ending his independent bid for Michigan governor

This is on Peacock and it’s a good watch, especially for the AI lovers, chatgpt reliant and ai haters.

I was thinking about this today… - Pete Hegseth exemplified his Christian nationalist faith by killing 175 school girls. - Amin Abdullah exemplified his Islamic faith by giving his life to save 140 school kids. 1/2

In the chemo area and only 1 nurse has on a mask other than the nurse who is working with my mom and that’s cus I’m requiring everyone who is handling her care to wear a mask. And of course it’s the ridiculous surgical masks that should be banned at this point. We are really fucked.